Unless the law was changed in the last several months, "backyard chickens" are illegal here in the urban hellhole. There is a place a few blocks away that sells live poultry, but I must find something else to barter for them. Just how many chickens should I stockpile in my medical savings account? Since I can't keep them in the backyard, I'll need to have the poultry store act as my bank.
Seems to be needlessly complicated.