Face the Nation has Rubio, Kevin NotJohn Madden, Stephanie "I Will Fuck Your Shit Up" Cutter, Nooners, Sangers, Kleiners, Dickensoners
This Week has that asshole Rahm, Rubio, Debbie W-S, America's Pastor Ralph Reed, Van HitlerStalinPolPot Jones, Greta Van, Matty Dowd.
Meet the Press has AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH RUBIO MUST CREDIT MEET THE PRESS, America's sweetheart Rob Portman, Zombie Dee Dee Myers, Zombie Mike Murphy, The Moustache of Understanding, Helene Cooper.
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