But About Those Written Statements

Trump's babbling about how difficult it is for his lickspittles to be perfectly correct on the podium.

...Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017

There were written statements that were, you know, ALSO WRONG.

And wowzer:

James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017