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Can They Both Lose

They sort of did. Musk obviously lost the suit, but on a "technicality" so Altman wasn't exactly exonerated.

After around two hours of deliberation, the jury has reached a unanimous verdict in Musk v. Altman, the tech trial of the year. The group found that two claims were barred by the statute of limitations, and a third failed thanks to the dismissal of one of these.

The jury here is an advisory jury, meaning the group is installed solely to offer another opinion to the judge, and its verdict is technically not legally binding. Ultimately, US District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers is the ultimate legal authority — and she accepted the decision.

The jury found that Musk’s claim for breach of charitable trust was barred by the statute of limitations, and the claim that Microsoft aided and abetted such a breach failed with it. Restitution is also barred by the statute of limitations, the jury found.

I Can't Wait For You To Go To Hell

I don't have too much patience even for genuine "trying to save souls" evangelicals, but I recognize that can come from somewhat well-intentioned people, unlike the "I can't wait to be raptured so I can smugly watch the unbelievers burn" types.

WASHINGTON — Thousands gathered on the National Mall on Sunday for a day of prayer, worship music and patriotic speeches for an event celebrating the nation’s 250th anniversary that supporters hail as a public affirmation of faith in America but critics view as an exclusionary display that blurs the line between religion and politics.

A Rather Obvious Callback By The Writers

Lazy, IMHO.

An Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Uganda is a “public health emergency of international concern”, the World Health Organization has said.

The WHO made its declaration on Sunday after 88 deaths and more than 300 suspected cases linked to the outbreak of the Bundibugyo virus, prompting Africa’s top health official to say he was “on panic mode”.

In case you have forgotten, B. Barry "Bamz" Obama (The Usurper) incompetently presided over a disastrous Ebola epidemic which killed thousands in America (editor: actually it was 2).

The press hyped it up as a massive near-catastrophic event, in part because of this guy:

Obama is making the Ebola problem much worse than it needs to be in the U.S. by not halting flights from West Africa. Airport testing a joke

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 10, 2014

Gavin Newsom, Going To Best Buy, Shopping For Software, As One Does

No opinion on the tax, but I think Gavin's entered his 'old man' phase.

Newsom has framed the effort as closing a fairness gap in the tax code. He pointed to a discrepancy in how software is taxed depending on how it is purchased.

“I’m at Best Buy often, and I’m paying sales tax on a lot of this pre-written software, and then I find out all my friends that aren’t near a Best Buy, they’re downloading it and they’re not paying sales tax. Well, how is that fair?” Newsom said during Friday’s press confrence.

The governor’s office says the majority of the impact will fall on business-to-business software transactions, which account for roughly 75% of the projected economic effect.

Can you point to where on your computer you are inserting this purchased software, Gavin?

Serial Killers

I suppose he gets less respectful deference than he used to, but for a long time Lindsey Graham was one of the Serious Foreign Policy Guys that would show up on 3 Sunday shows every week, simultaneously, to explain to the dazzled host that, once again, the only serious option is to Kill'em All.

The top Republican senator has urged Trump to “hurt” Iran until it agrees to US terms in nuclear negations, including launching attacks on its energy sites.

Graham’s call came despite international law prohibiting attacks on sites considered essential for civilians.

“The energy infrastructure is their soft under belly,” he told the NBC broadcaster. “If you go back to the fight, I’d put energy on top of the list.”

Just as not all people who work with children are pedophiles, not all people in top government are serial killers. But if you did want to kill as many people as possible, wouldn't you aim to position yourself high in government, somewhere?

Similarly, if you were really into genocide, wouldn't you consider cleverly make your brand "genocide is bad" while positioning yourself to faciliate global atrocities?

Warfighters

I don't know the truth of this or precisely what happened, of course, but this kind of operation doesn't exactly fall under Hegseth's view of what the military should be focusing on.

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps says it (IRGC) has intercepted US-made weapons which were being transported into Iran by northern Iraqi counter-revolutionary groups, according to the semi-official Iranian news agency Fars.

The groups were "hit in the Kurdistan province", where a large amount of weapons and ammunition were discovered and confiscated, the IRGC said.

The IRGC accused the group moving the weapons of working on behalf of the US and Israel.

The US is yet to comment officially on the specific Iranian claims but Donald Trump said in April that the US sought to arm Iranian protesters earlier this year, while saying the weapons largely fell into the hands of Iran's Kurds.

I'm not saying this happened (if it did, as described) because Hegseth fired everybody who wasn't focusing only on being A Real Tough Dude (and white), but it could have!

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A Perfect Plan

Everybody agrees.

Two months after Donald Trump announced that the US would provide insurance to ships seeking to transit the Strait of Hormuz, the programme has not provided a single dollar of cover.

The scheme never got off the ground, according to insurance brokers, as it did not fulfil all the requirements needed for ships transiting the strait and was tied to a US naval escort for vessels, which has not been established.

Hey it got major headlines and writeups and the stock market went ZOOM so who can say whether the journalism on this was good or bad.

Perfect

You could ask him about anything he has said - or even something completely made up that you claimed he said - and he would answer this way.

Trump on saying he doesn't think about Americans' financial situation: "It's a perfect statement. I'll make it again. Everybody agrees."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM

Ah, well, nevertheless

Bill Cassidy goes out in shame.

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America's Worst University

Cornell University.

Cornell just released this statement from its committee of Trustees investigating the incident where the President ran over a student's foot with his car. The statement extols the President and blames the students.

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— Dan Hirschman (@asociologist.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM