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Friday, October 16, 2026
A Bit Of A Problem
Q: If it wasn't you, then who gave the order for Starlink to go down in Ukraine? TRUMP: I don't know
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 16 October 2026 at 18:07
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Was She Hamas
ABU FALAH, West Bank — Dozens of masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers trying to gather their autumn olive harvest on Friday, setting groves on fire and slinging rocks in a coordinated assault that fits a pattern of escalating settler violence across the occupied West Bank.Also caught up in the attack was Heidi Levine, a veteran photographer for The Washington Post. Levine, wearing a protective vest clearly marked PRESS on front and back. She was knocked her to the ground, kicked repeatedly and stripped of her cameras and phone.She was taken to a hospital in the Ramallah area.Witnesses described a mass, coordinated attack in which dozens of men in black came down from a hilltop settlement near the village of Abu Falah, northeast of Ramallah, where Palestinian families were picking their olives. Video of the incident corroborated the witness accounts.
The Only Man Who Deserved It
Donald Trump is likely to end up as the only political leader awarded the Fifa peace prize after Gianni Infantino was told at Thursday’s meeting of the Fifa council to make major changes or scrap the controversial award.
Offramp
Trump is looking for an excuse - any excuse - to declare victory and go home but I do not think he has any way of achieving that, absent a full unreality immersion tank of AI generated "news" and groveling apologies from fake Iranian leaders.
US President Donald Trump on Thursday ruled out the possibility that he would use a nuclear weapon against Iran as he continues to issue threats to the West Asian nation. In an interview with Newsmax, Trump also said that he has no plans to deploy ground troops to the Islamic Republic.
His people might do that for him!
Thursday, October 15, 2026
Some People Say That There's A Woman To Blame
Well, Trump does. Every time.
According to Politico, President Donald Trump has been calling up friends and allies to inquire whether it’s time for him to sack his longest-serving chief of staff, Susie Wiles, and replace her with a fresh face atop the White House totem pole.
Citing four sources with direct knowledge of the president’s conversations, the outlet reported that Trump has been floating several names for a successor to Wiles, the veteran Florida political operative who is the first woman to serve in the chief of staff position.
He reportedly has found no shortage of people willing to encourage him to dump his loyal aide overboard, with one GOP operative noting that Wiles has “burned a lot of people” in her time leading Trump’s administration.
A Republican elected official whose views have been solicited by the president said he has mused about elevating Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller or bringing in New York Yankees executive Randy Levine to run things as his top aide.
Not that I feel sorry for any of these people, but it is a pattern.
Sad Pete Hegseth
The thrill was going to last him a week, at least.
US President Donald Trump has called off plans to stream the Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad.
As criticism over the public display has mounted, Trump said on Thursday that "many very good and well meaning people would rather not watch him die".
As I said yesterday, Trump does maintain enough sense to know that there was no way that would come across well, even to most of the people who would be inclined to enjoy such a thing.
Sure Why Not
"We must do something, this is something" reasoning is incredibly dangerous when the only perceived options are reaching for bigger and bigger hammers (bombs).
Another US official noted that when the military plans, it develops a menu of options for policymakers that range from the high-end to low-end. Higher-end targets, including those that are located deep underground, require bigger bombs, and the MOAB is the biggest, the official added.
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But there are questions around whether the MOAB would be an effective munition to use against Iran’s nuclear facilities and other sites that are located deep underground. While the GPS-guided bomb is capable of destroying an area equivalent to nine city blocks, it likely lacks the capability to penetrate deep enough under the surface to destroy the suspected nuclear facilities at Pickaxe, which is believed to be fortified by layers of granite, and other remaining Iranian nuclear sites, sources said.
You can blow up stuff and kill people, but Iran is a very big country. Hell, most countries, even small ones, are very big countries relative to the scale of damage that non-nuclear missiles and bombs can do.
But we must do something! Dropping a big bomb is something!
Likely Van Jones will get on TV and inform us, after dropping some MOABs, that, once again, Donald Trump has become president on this day.
On The Trump Train
Oct 14 (Reuters) - Oil giant Saudi Aramco's (2223.SE), opens new tab headquarters in Dhahran suffered extensive damage in an attack on Tuesday, with a fire spreading across several floors, three people with direct knowledge of the matter told Reuters.
Much is above my pay grade, in that I don't know how to unshit Trump's bed, but I do know that he will regularly shit the bed of his closest partners and leave the unshitting to them.
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Nothing But Grift
- Former Trump attorney Alina Habba told the president that another one of his top advisers — former Kennedy Center leader Ric Grenell — failed to deposit a multimillion-dollar donation that her billionaire husband made to the center a year ago, according to four senior administration officials and three insiders briefed on the controversy.
- Grenell denied the accusations as "absurd" and a "lie."
- Habba and her husband, Turhan Mildon, declined to comment through a spokesperson.
Welp
FANNIE MAE sees higher mortgage rates through the end of this year and into 2027. Sees 30-year fixed at 7.4% for Q4 and 7.5% for all of next year. (via @dianaolick.bsky.social) @cnbc.com
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 14 October 2026 at 16:45
Pay Me
She wants wingnut welfare tenure, of course.
Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to bring the Trump family down with her following her shock ouster this week, insiders say.
Just gossip, but we can have a bit of fun.
Bad TV
President Donald Trump and his advisers are debating whether to call off plans to livestream the firing squad execution of the Fort Hood shooter, with Trump having remarked privately that he did not initially know that Nidal Hasan was paralyzed from the waist down, two sources familiar with the discussions told CNN....One of the sources familiar with the discussions pointed to Trump’s deep understanding of imagery as a key reason why he may decide to ditch plans for the livestream. The president has also listened to the argument that a public execution by firing squad could serve as propaganda for foreign adversaries and terrorists to try to paint Hasan as a martyr, a Trump adviser told CNN.
"Deep understanding" that there really isn't any way to make shooting a paralyzed guy look good, even to (most of the) people who want to see live firing squads.
Men In Good Standing
Elon Musk has turned on Ukraine by imposing limits on his Starlink devices, Kyiv has claimed.Advisers to Volodymyr Zelensky said on Wednesday that military missions had been scuppered after restrictions were implemented on the critical communications devices without warning.
KYIV - During a pivotal push by Ukraine to retake territory from Russia in late September 2022, Elon Musk gave an order that disrupted the counteroffensive and dented Kyiv’s trust in Starlink, the satellite internet service the billionaire provided early in the war to help Ukraine’s military maintain battlefield connectivity.


