I object to Vaara's low productivity. He's busy, I know, but he just has too much to offer. So, I'll just steal his latest post::


"So sue me," says Andrew, the soul of dry wit,
Whenever he's wrong, which occurs quite a bit.
Or else he just whines about Bill, Paul, or Noam,
Whenever a stone he's flung boomerangs home.
One wonders if Sullivan ever did meet
A horse, rigor-mortised, he'd not deign to beat.
And so, every day, we all know what he'll say
Because it resembles that film: Groundhog Day.
Because it resembles that film: Groundhog Day.
Because it resembles that film: Groundhog Day.