Eschaton Quiz
Which Blogger wrote this on November 7, 2000:
Hello,
Idiots!
You get what you deserve. You are
sad, ignorant people. I hope you
enjoy the Coming Terror.
Goddamn you people. Goddamn you
stupid, doomed people. Enjoy your
teevee, enjoy your next two
months of economic fun. Because
it's over.
It's over, you fucking idiots.
It's over, Nader jackasses.
Thanks, to all of you. Thanks for
making this country the
mother-fucking laughing stock of
the Earth.
What I hope for those of you who
voted for Dubya, it's death. A
sad, slow death, in the night,
where nobody cares, and missiles
from Iraq and North Korea will
rain upon your fat, hydrocephalic
head.
Good luck, jackasses. Thanks,
Nader. I hope you enjoy this. I
hope you enjoy turning the U.S.
over to the Right Wing Psychos
who turned America into an
Economic Graveyard. Yes, the
Senile Reagan "ended" the Soviet
influence over Europe -- never
mind that the USSR bankrupted
itself long before he said "Tear
down that whatever it is!"
Whatever. You get what you
deserve. Basart, what's the song
lyric?
"Bow down before the one you
serve. You're going to get what
you deserve."
That's the Nine Inch Nails, ain't
it? Yeah. Be good to get one of
those nine-inch nails shoved up
Nader's motherfucking face.
And Bush's.
And Gore's.
And this, just hours later:
YOU'VE BEEN
HAD
This, friends, is a coup.
Think about it. Last night, early
last night, Gore was far ahead in
Florida. The great shame ...
Brokaw kept jabbering about the
"grim Thanksgiving" between the
Brothers Bush and Pappa George.
Then, suddenly, Karl Rove is on
EVERY channel, firmly and weirdly
demanding the networks quit
saying Gore had Florida. And, an
hour later, the numbers flip in
Florida. (Florida, as in, Gov.
Jeb Bush, who directly runs the
election process in that state.)
Paranoid? No. Is there any such
thing as paranoia when
considering the Bush Dynasty?
Pappa Bush is a Nixon-era spook,
the former head of the CIA, the
right-hand man to Senile Reagan,
the architect of Iran-Contra and
the covert wars in Central
America.
There is a *direct* line from the
JFK coup to Watergate to last
night.
They tried to destroy Clinton in
every way, shape and form. They
did the same to Gary Hart. They
did the same to McGovern, via
Eagleton.
You've been had.
No Googling!
Update: Jesse, of Pandagon , wins the prize!
It was Ken Layne.
