Digby on why he isn't funny anymore:
I don't know, Susan. Ever since I "Saw the Light" and became a Republican after the election, I try and I try, but the only thing that makes me laugh anymore is watching those animal snuff films. All I want to do is lurk around left leaning gathering places and and call complete strangers gay and stupid. I pop Viagra like tic-tacs. I spit when I talk. I pray for a capital gains tax cut so the messiah will return.
I'm completely obsessed with Neil Cavuto's hairline. The minute I set foot in church I start speaking in tongues, but then I realize I'm actually reciting George W. Bush's only full press conference from memory. It's so wierd.
I'm constantly kicking myself for not flossing because my painful periodontal disease now keeps me from joining my brothers and sisters in taking out that rat bastard Saddam. Boy, if it weren't for my bleeding gums, I'd... well, lets just say they'll stay away from my trailer if they know what's good for 'em.
And, every waking minute I'm consumed with technicolor visions of Clinton's cock, which I have nicknamed The Old Serpent, for reasons I don't quite understand.
What's happened to me???
help...
