Yep, Kissinger is the best man for the job.
CNN: So you are not willing to say U.S. intelligence has failed America?
KISSINGER: No. I think U.S. intelligence has been -- if you look at one investigation
after another, they have done as good a job as they could under the circumstances.
Why don't they just let me write the report. It'll go something like this:
Report of the Kissinger Commission
Muslims attacked us because they are bad and they hate our freedom. Our noble intelligence agencies did the best they could. Our recommendation is that we should curtail our freedoms, so that they won't hate us so much anymore.
Love,
Henry
