I obviously haven't drunk enough to be comfortable in this acid trip of a media universe we're currently residing. The volume is off, but CNN is on with the Larry King repeat. On the left of the screen I see "TERROR ALERT HIGH." In the center, I see "LACI'S DUE DATE TODAY." And, I have this strange feeling that making a Jonestown Kool-Aid reference is going to lead to Instapundit accusing me of religious bigotry...
Oh God Just Make It All Stop.