General JC Christian to re-deploy to the combat zone.
Read Official Statement Here
I'm really going to miss the General's quick wit and hilarious parodies and political satire. But I have to admit, if he's as good at political campaign work as he is at making fun of conservatives and bigots and media flimflam artists, I for one feel safer just knowing he's out there serving his country on the political front lines. If the General told me that he could get a Wiccan coffee shop owner from the French Quarter elected Governor of Utah, I would believe him. I stand behind the Commander all the way and hope that after all the victories are counted and the battles won he will return home safely to resume blogging once again. Either that or run for Governor. Which would be just fine by me.
Viva patriotboy!
Faithfully yours in the uprising,
- the farmer.
And I mean that in the most heterosexual stand behind you faithfully uprising kind of way.
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