It's all about the children, you see. I'm sure Pat Buchanan is rushing out to get his childless marriage annulled.
I have to admit, I don't quite remember everything I said during that whole vow part of my wedding ceremony, but I don't remember the kiddies coming into it at all.
UPDATE: Jesse adds:
-
Does anyone against gay marriage have a single coherent thought ping-ponging around their little empty heads?
All signs point to no.