Anyway, I'm going Easterbrook free for awhile before I start sounding like Gollum Luskin. I'll just say that my reaction to this should be rather obvious given what I've already written.
Okay, one more thing. Shorter Jack Shafer: Though we spend our entire careers judging politicians for minor slips of the tongue and inconsistencies during countless stump speeches and off the cuff remarks, it is unthinkable that we, as journalists, could be held to the same standard.