Remember 3 years of complaining about calling elections based on flawed exit polls! Oops! Never mind.
Hey, maybe he won, but the media could have waited...you know.. until FUCKING ONE PERCENT OF OFFICIAL RETURNS WERE IN. Just to pretend.
...jokes aside, this is really serious. I mean, they may truly have enough information to make this call - I have no idea - but I have *never* seen an election called when zero percent of the returns were in, particularly an election with so many absentee ballots. What the hell?
I'm not in denial here, I'm quite ready to accept the Gubernator, but this is about responsibility in an issue that the media spent years agonizing about.
... but, in any case, buy me some toys to alleviate my depression.
