Secret Memo Found!

Another secret memo was found, and leaked to me:

09/01/2001

Dear Saddam,
I write to update you on the progress of our massive program to create weapons of mass destruction to destroy the West. Here is our current inventory:

25,000 liters of anthrax
More than 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin
500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent.
30,000 munitions capable of delivering chemical agents.
Several mobile biological weapons labs.
We have an advanced nuclear weapons development program, a design for a nuclear weapon we are working on, and five different methods of enriching uranium for a bomb. We have sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa and are in the process of purchasing high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nuclear weapons production.

Yours,

Mohammad Atta

P.S. Loved your plane plan! Keep watching CNN!
P.P.S. Osama's pissed! He's tired of being blamed for everything you do!