Now for something completely different, from the Guardian U.K.
"An urgent inquiry was launched in Cyprus last night after an undercover police operation exposed a group of up to 100 tourists, including Britons, taking part in what was described as a mass orgy aboard a cruise ship off the island.
The scenes, shown on local TV and described as 'debauched,' were broadcast after being caught on camera in the police sting."
I occurred to me that they might have been celebrating the fact that they got rid of us in 1776, or thereabouts.