Paul Krugman writes a very silly column in which he asserts that the Federal Reserve may be running out of bubbles to float the economy on. This is absurd! Greenspan's much smarter than that and he's got plans for bubbles in:
Hockey Cards
Beanie Babies
Collectible Plates
Original Star Wars Action Figures
Remington Steele Lunch Boxes
Original Who Shot J.R. T-Shirts
Happy Meal toys
My still in the box Millenium Falcon should be worth more than the entire real estate market in Manhattan within the week.