Saturday, January 07, 2006

Chris Matthews as Dr. Evil

These excerpts from Thursday night's Hardball make more sense if you imagine it being said by Dr. Evil:

Suddenly, the man who handed out campaign cash like Johnny Appleseed is watching those ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR gifts being sent back to charity like Christmastime fruitcake. Even HILLARY CLINTON'S got some hot Abramoff cash to shed.

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Everybody is giving away their money, giving it away. Hillary Clinton even giving A THOUSAND BUCKS away.

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There are some outlying names that keep popping up. Hillary Clinton gave back ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS today.