Ohio Republican Chairman Bob Bennett said Thursday that he'd ask Rep. Bob Ney to resign from Congress if he were indicted on felony charges.
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"No party boss tells my constituents what to do," Ney said. "They will decide this thing."
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Asked if Ney planned to step down if Bennett urged him to do so, Ney said: "I would say if he asked me to step down that he'd better look in the mirror because glass houses break easily.
Shorter Bob Ney: I'm a crook, but so is he, so he'd better shut his piehole before I make a deal on his ass.
Miraculously Bennett backed off.