I'll give Ed Hamell's version:
Let me see if I'm clear
People are voting him in
'Cause they want to socialize with him
And a beer
That ain't no qualification
For a man to be leading a nation
What if you saw a guy from the bar emergin'?
Would you say he'd make a fuck of a surgeon?
He's a nice guy, although no education
I'm gonna let him do my wife's brain operation
Dad, I'm going to hold off on class
You can stick the alphabet up your ass