What Kind of Weird Shit is This?

The latest dispatch from Unity08:

Dear Duncan,

Come meet us!

Join Unity08 leadership in studying cultural opinions at a series of unique research sessions. These sessions will use a divergent approach that lasts three hours, so all participants will need to confirm they can meet the following six criteria:


I agree to participate as a volunteer;
I confirm I will be able to stay for the full three hours and not leave the session early;
I have not, nor has anyone in my household or immediate family, worked in advertising or market research;
My mother was born in the United States;
I was born in the United States and lived in the US until at least the age of 15; and,
Both my mother and I spoke in American English when I was growing up.

Unity08 is holding these sessions at three locations around the country:

August 1st and 2nd in Washington D.C.
August 8th and 9th in New York City NY
August 23rd and 24th in San Diego CA
If you meet all six criteria please secure your seat by writing "I meet all six criteria" in the subject line of your email. Send your email to us at the below location for any of the above dates you can attend:

washington@unity08.com

Newyork@unity08.com

Sandiego@unity08.com

As this research is unique and attendance limited we will provide details, times and places only to those we confirm for each location on a first-come, first-serve basis.

Unity08 leadership and I look forward to meeting all members who can make it.

Sincerely,

Doug Bailey
P.S.: Feel free to invite your non-Unity08 friends to RSVP as well. This is a study of our politics, leadership and government, and it's larger than any one campaign!