I like Will Marshall...
You know that they can be ignored, if not laughed at and mocked, by all sentient beings until the end of time. Marshall was one of the prime "Democratic" forces behind the invasion of Iraq, has nontrivial responsibility for the hundreds of thousands dead, and someone who, along with Bill Kristol, should have his image spat upon by schoolchildren during their "moment of quiet reflection" for generations to come.
Note how I made it "nonpartisan" or "bipartisan" or whatever by throwing Bill Kristol in there. Advantage: me!