Looking over all the pretty pictures, I can't quite decide which losing Republican will give me more joy. Amazingly, one of them must win. Here's my very personal take on them and their fortunes.
Huckabee - The honest choice. It's his party now. Would drive Villagers insane.
Giuliani - A bad Republican, a bad politician, and an awful person. Would make the worst possible president. Would make the Villagers happy.
McCain - Would make the Villagers squeal with pleasure.
Romney - No one lies like the Mittster lies. Another choice of the Villagers, though decreasingly so it seems. Spent a lot of Tagg's inheritance.
Thompson - who?
Paul - I'm no fan, but it'd be fun to see him at least do well in New Hampshire.