And dirty fucking hippies who think otherwise are stupid.
As Yglesias says, the conservative pundit response to anything around the world is to offer up an argument which strongly suggests that anything other than bombing stuff is deeply unserious, or some such rot, but yet they usually stop short of actually advocating that we go bomb some stuff.
Non-bombing stuff options: silly.
Bombing stuff: Probably the right idea, but I'm not going to actually say so.