And Jim Corzine was THIS CLOSE to imposing the Dictatorship of Teh Proletariat, too.
From the comments:
CORAZINE CALLED CHRISPIE AND PLEDGED A SMOOTH TRANSITION AND TOLD HIM HE JUST BOUGHT A CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP ON TEH STATE - LIKE LOUIS TEH GREAT SAID "AFTER MUA ON TEH LUGE" - ITS OVER BABY OVER Merkin Patriot