In all seriousness, I am of course all for people riding bikes. And, from personal experience, an increasing number of people are riding them in my urban hellhole. Great! But quite a few of them do behave badly. Some behave badly because they're assholes, some behave badly because they're doing what seems reasonable to them but which nonetheless defies expectations of motorists and pedestrians.
And, yes, car drivers are worse and more likely to cause serious injury... I hate cars too! But I want to love the cyclists... they just make it hard!