Apparently there's some sort of sporting competition on this evening. If you are thinking of placing a bet, find out who Peter Beinart thinks will win, and bet on the other team. The "nicest helmet" system usually works too.
I grew up at a very weird time. I don't think there's any way I can explain to the youths today that when this came out, we thought it was pretty cool.
And by we I mean ALL OF AMERICA.
