This Week has Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, Eboo Patel, Irshad Manji, and Richard Cizik. John McCain, Joe Lieberman, and Lindsey Graham all wonder if their phones are broken.
Dancing Dave's Meet the Press has Rudy 911 and Axelrod.
Face the Nation has Boehner, Keith Ellison, and Tom Kean.
Document the atrocities!