In response to the feverish speculation as to my identity, I will provide ten facts about myself, most of them true.
1. I have been blogging since 1970.
2. I have a Ph.D. from a reputable university.
3. I have had shotguns pointed at my face by police.
4. My previous girlfriend is 24 years younger than me. She has a Ph.D. Her legs are the 8th wonder of the world.
5. I have spent a week in a county pen.
6. I have published three books and a whole bunch of other shit.
7. My bunny’s name is Romeo.
8. I am an anarchist and a conventional liberal on alternate days of the week.
9. I am a dirty fucking hippie, but don’t try punching me. It won’t end well for you.
10. If your grandmother was at Woodstock, we might be related.
