Campaigning For President Is Hard Work

At least if you're in it to win it. Sure you can run a fake campaign and trick Politico into covering it and get BoBo or maybe even Chunky Bobo to write something nice about you, especially if you mention that you think girly parts are icky, but after that you have to raise money. More than that, you have to convince other people to raise money for you. And you have to convince other people to convince other people to raise money for you. Then after you're done hanging out with rich people you have to spend some time pressing flesh with the masses next to the deep fried snickers bar stall at the country fair. And some of those people are icky, and they're certainly not rich, but you have to talk to them anyway. A lot of them, at least in Iowa.