Ever since the greatest day ever, 9/11 day, one of my big pet peeves has been the puzzled and bemused reports about really bizarre Arab cultural customs that us enlightened folks in Teh West can't possibly understand. You know, like how upset Arab men get when their "honor" is insulted when soldiers bust down their doors, kick them to the ground, and shove rifles into the faces of their wives. And don't get me started on all those CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES that even their political elites sometimes promote!!
Truly an inscrutable people.