You know, upon reflection, the Rick Santorum sweater-vest video is not mind-twistingly awful. It is actually quite witty -- they say Rick Santorum wants to "inVEST in you," while showing pictures of Rick Santorum wearing a sweater vest! Ha ha! What I am saying is that this video is not at all ghastly and soul-destroying and you should totally watch it and I am only saying that because I love you. Also in some shots you can see that Rick Santorum has protruding nipples.
