Oh I'm not even going to bother. Take the week off, let the atrocities go unnoticed.
Iowa this week. If Mittens wins it matters a lot, if Mittens doesn't win it doesn't matter at all. No I don't know why, but that's the story and they're sticking with it. The truth is, of course, these things matter or don't matter mostly depending on how much the bobbleheads try to claim they matter. But they're just savvy neutral observers.