Hopefully, after a very serious and contemplative national debate, perhaps led by Pastor Gerson and Sally Quinn in the pages of the our nation's conscience, The Washington Post, we can finally determine just how many dudes you can bang before you become a slutty slut slut slut.
I'm reminded of an old Roseanne episode, where (forgetting numbers precisely) the Laurie Metcalf character admitted that she'd had sex with about 100 men. As she put it, that was just a few dudes per year during the sexually active period of her life.
