I am not making this ad up:
Horse: Where's Jill?
Dog: She's really lonely and out walking the cornfield again.
Cow: Do you think they will ever find true love?
Dog: Not hanging out with us all day.
Man in cartoon representation of American Gothic (actually the father): We used to be lonely.
Woman in cartoon representation of American Gothic (actually the daughter): Until we met on farmers only.
Man: Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site for farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks.
Jingle singer: You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only dot com.
Man: City folk just don't get it!
