Have I Mentioned Lately That Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit

No? Perhaps I should more often.

But Rivera was unlucky. He went to court and stood before a judge who decided to set bail of $500 in his case.

Rivera didn't have the money, which means he'd essentially committed two crimes, the second more serious than the first: he'd pushed in a screen door, and he didn't have $500.

He was shocked to find that he was about to be carted off to the Manhattan Detention Complex, an infamous place also known as the Tombs. "I was shocked. There are real criminals in there, murderers and rapists," he says. "You've got to be real careful about what you say in there. One word can set somebody off."