Nobody Could Have Predicted

Let's send a few more tankers full of gasoline to add to this fire. That'll put it out!

WASHINGTON
In another embarrassing setback for one of President Barack Obama’s centerpiece strategies for defeating the Islamic State, the Pentagon said Friday that the commander of U.S.-trained Syrians appears to have turned over his pickup trucks and weapons to al Qaeda militants in exchange for protection within days of re-entering his homeland.

1) Take one conflict
2) Add moooar weapons
3) stir!