What's "funny" about all the Trump Family Business stories is that...dude, if you're thinking being preznit means you can jack up your hotel rates, you're really dumber than I think. Think big! Once Republicans in Congress make clear (they pretty much have) that oversight is off the table, just write yourself giant checks from the Treasury!
Besides, it's better for us to pay the corruption tax cleanly. Just take a billion bucks, and stop the nickel and dime stuff.
