Thursday, August 31, 2017

News of the Night

What an administration.
Special counsel Bob Mueller has teamed up with the IRS. According to sources familiar with his investigation into alleged Russian election interference, his probe has enlisted the help of agents from the IRS’ Criminal Investigations unit.

So he has the tax returns...

Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit

And Slaughter gets paid a lot of money to make sure her organization does not have major PR disasters...

The Kids Today

I am very resistant to The Kids Today Aren't Like They Used To be arguments, but the phones man... the phones... This is long but interesting. The internet changed things, but the phones seem to have changed them more.

In this, too, she is typical. The number of teens who get together with their friends nearly every day dropped by more than 40 percent from 2000 to 2015; the decline has been especially steep recently. It’s not only a matter of fewer kids partying; fewer kids are spending time simply hanging out. That’s something most teens used to do: nerds and jocks, poor kids and rich kids, C students and A students. The roller rink, the basketball court, the town pool, the local necking spot—they’ve all been replaced by virtual spaces accessed through apps and the web.

Spent some time with some teens and all they wanted to do was stare at their phones.

Nowhere To Go

A regular reminder that many of the "Dreamers" don't have a home to go back to. It'd be like kidnapping me and dropping me in Budapest.

...seems like some in the White House are leaking (pushing?) that DACA is dead, but Sanders is denying it right now so who knows.

What Could Go Wrong

Even aside from all the fraud, the only Very Serious Opinion was that a nationwide housing slump was unpossible and that therefore a housing bubble was a crazy notion.

But now he is back in the game, leading a small band of lenders making subprime loans once more. Or "nonprime", as they prefer to call it these days. The sector is on course to produce about $10bn this year — a tiny slice of America's $1.6tn overall home-loan market but one that's growing rapidly.

Turn the machines back on!

Aftermath

Maybe it's due to the sprawling nature of Houston, but I have a hard time getting a handle on just how bad it is, and how important these types of concerns are.

Officials in Houston are just beginning to grapple with the health and environmental risks that lurk in the waters dumped by Hurricane Harvey, a stew of toxic chemicals, sewage, debris and waste that still floods much of the city.

Flooded sewers are stoking fears of cholera, typhoid and other infectious diseases. Runoff from the city’s sprawling petroleum and chemicals complex contains any number of hazardous compounds. Lead, arsenic and other toxic and carcinogenic elements may be leaching from some two dozen Superfund sites in the Houston area.

Privatization

It is absolutely hilarious that the UK's privatized railway system has been largely bought up by the state rail companies of other countries, who soak people in the UK to subsidize their own systems at home.

As Brexit talks continue, the national rail companies of France, Germany, Italy and the Netherlands are snapping up contracts spanning London commuter routes to long-distance expresses as private British firms struggle to compete with the lower cost of capital available to their state-owned rivals.

Toys

What a world.

Yes, it’s true, the town of Southampton, New York, with its 55,000 year-round residents -- and its deserved reputation as a summer playground for the rich and famous -- now has its very own counterterrorism squad. Its members were first sighted in April, when cops wearing bulletproof vests and carrying fully loaded AR-15s showed up at the Bridgehampton Half Marathon, where they spent most of their time milling around the finish line.

Big Charity

It's a problem.

As Americans are opening their wallets and donating to relief efforts in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, one of the most prominent charities is the American Red Cross.

But donors might be surprised to learn the Red Cross won't, or can't say, what percentage of their dollars will go directly to helping the victims of the storm.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

LOL Nothing Matters

Bill Clinton lost money on a stupid land deal. Like a land deal involving TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team is working with New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman on its investigation into Paul Manafort and his financial transactions, according to several people familiar with the matter.

The cooperation is the latest indication that the federal probe into President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman is intensifying. It also could potentially provide Mueller with additional leverage to get Manafort to cooperate in the larger investigation into Trump’s campaign, as Trump does not have pardon power over state crimes.

Wednesday Evening

I spent most of the day thinking it was Thursday. Not sure I am happy or sad about this revelation.

The Left Flank

The reason to be mad at Center-Left Organizations Behaving Badly is that too often their job seems to be more about defining the leftmost position rather than advocating for it. We're not those crazy hippies. That there is a lot of money involved, and when the money-position link is clear, just makes this obvious. The other thing is that we should expect our corrupt leaders to be competent, at least. Slaughter is paid a bunch of money and can't even handle this kind of thing well. Her organization is now known as a corrupt tool, and that she failed to stop that means she is...well, bad at everything. Maybe hippie critics like me are just sniping, but "known tool of Google" will be a right wing thing when useful. She has to resign and I have no idea why this isn't 100% obvious.

America's Worst Humans

Anne-Marie Slaughter.

A Good Tweet

Totally Retro

The blogger ethics panel joke is even older than Steve Simels, but I suppose it's worth reminding ourselves what the joke was. Back in the early aughts, when the bloogs became a thing, many journalists were Very Concerned that bloggers might have undisclosed financial and ethical conflicts of interest and this was A Very Important Concern and they convened panels of Journalists to discuss Blogger Ethics. I am overdoing the caps to emphasize how dumb this all was, as is the style these days. The joke was that these people wanted randos on the internet who mostly were hobbyists to be held to higher standards than applied anywhere else in journalism. One journalist I talked to (not a bad guy, but dumb about this stuff) seemed to truly believe that editorial page editors fully vetted all their contributors and fully disclosed to readers all relevant conflicts of interest. Donald Trump is the president and we don't even know what his relevant conflicts of interest are.

Richard Spencer Argues Punching Nazis is Bad, by Richard Spencer

I woke up mad online today because the first thing I read was this and the second thing I read was this and as Charles Darwin once wrote, "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."

Behave

Not that spouses (or ex-spouses) are responsible for their partners, but I'm so old I remember when Guilfoyle was married to Gavin Newsom. That isn't a knock on Newsom, just that she used to play a different role. Money, man.

America Should Give Afghanistan To Erik Prince, Argues Erik Prince

This is actually an opinion piece in the New York Times.

Who has some good drugs?

Oh Dear

Time for another blogger ethics panel.
Those worries seemed to be substantiated a couple of days later, when Ms. Slaughter summoned the scholar who wrote the critical statement, Barry Lynn, to her office. He ran a New America initiative called Open Markets that has led a growing chorus of liberal criticism of the market dominance of telecom and tech giants, including Google, which is now part of a larger corporate entity known as Alphabet, for which Mr. Schmidt serves as executive chairman.

Ms. Slaughter told Mr. Lynn that “the time has come for Open Markets and New America to part ways,” according to an email from Ms. Slaughter to Mr. Lynn. The email suggested that the entire Open Markets team — nearly 10 full-time employees and unpaid fellows — would be exiled from New America.

Even the supposed "good guys" in Washington are so corrupt. Back when the bloogs were a new thing I finally realized that all the fretting about "blogger ethics" was because nobody had any.

Morning Thread

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Late Night

It's Complicated

Imagine dealing with the DMV. Only it's like 100X worse than the caricature of the DMV (here in PA the DMV is actually fine). And you have to time the arrival of your license with your job starting date, your apartment lease date, your airplane ticket, your bank account, etc.

I've been an "immigrant." I'm actually pretty sure I worked illegally for awhile, though a bit of don't ask don't tell is sometimes healthy.

Plot Twist

I don't even know how anything works anymore.

WASHINGTON — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis late Tuesday announced that transgender troops will be allowed to continue serving in the military pending the results of a study by experts.

Voters Suck

This is true! A lot of people really suck. You probably know some people who are horrible. Even this blog sucks!

What are we going to do about it?

"Content"

It's bad form to complain about my "job" because it isn't exactly coal mining, but sometimes this introvert runs out of things to say.

Afternoon Thread

Trump is, uh, horrible? I got nothing else.

The Greatest American Hero

Thank god for Journalists.

Curious

I ask this out of total ignorance: it's awesome that ASL signers are there for things like TV news conferences from first responders about disasters (like I am watching right now), but is that better or worse than just having simultaneous live captioning? (Both is fine, too! Just curious about what would be better).

Newseum

My amateur take is that the Newseum was built at the tail end of the WE MATTER IT IS ALL ABOUT US REALLY POINT THE CAMERAS AT US era of journalism, which stretched from Gulf War I through OJ through impeachment through the political magazine boomlet of the 90s through Bush v. Gore through 9/11 through Gulf War II. Let's called it the Maureen Dowd era.

Jeffrey Herbst, president and chief executive of the Newseum, stepped down suddenly on Monday as the museum’s board announced a full-blown review of its long-troubled finances.

The review could result in the sale of the landmark building on Pennsylvania Avenue, according to a statement from the Freedom Forum, the creator and primary benefactor of the Newseum.
Nothing wrong with a journalism museum, but there was always an element of self-congratulatory hubris about Newseum. I haven't been - maybe it's awesome - but there was something off about setting up a shrine to yourselves at that moment. You did bad, journalists. And that's even without getting to the most important thing - local journalism has been devastated.

I Am Tired Of You People Not Listening To Me

I have been patiently explaining that Mensch is, at best, a conservative con artist.
Explosive allegations about Donald Trump made by online writers with large followings among Trump critics were based on bogus information from a hoaxer who falsely claimed to work in law enforcement.

Today Is The Day Trump Becomes President

If he doesn't actually drown someone in Houston personally.

Morning Thread

Monday, August 28, 2017

Senior Citizens Are Not Children

It's late and I am tired so I am not going to make a broader argument, but the infantalization of "old people" (I am sure I have been guilty of this) is absurd.

I saw a play recently where the "old guy" did a monologue which included something like, "If you see an old guy on stage... know he's the guy who has had a lot of sex... threeseomes... all kinds of crazy shit..." the point being that old people are not children without experiences, they are the opposite... people with all of the experiences. Even if they are in their sundown phase, their lives have been long and complicated. Longer and more complicated than for most of us.

Sundown

Everybody who covers or works with Trump knows he has some form of dementia.

What Is Wrong With People

One weird thing in politics is how a certain segment of Young Males seem to gravitate towards Old White Dudes. Obviously Trump isn't super popular with the youngs - yay youngs! - but still he has a kind of following from weird horrible dudes online. But I can't say it's just a right wing thing. Remember Mike Gravel? He had a weird young dude following. Okay Bernie Sanders is another obvious example. My point isn't that Bernie is bad like Trump, or that Gravel was either, the point is that "young dudes who want to vote for old white dudes" seems to be a thing. Joe Lieberman also had a weird young group of supporters.

Everything Is Horrible

I do not have Bush nostalgia - Bush was a truly horrible president and Harvey should remind us of that - but at least during the Bush administration you could pretend that there were lines they were coloring outside of. Now it's like LOL nothing matters just crumple up the coloring book and throw some paint at the wall.

Bring Me Some Tariffs!!!

He is a weirdo.

John, let me tell you why they didn't bring me any tariffs,” Trump said. “I know there are some people in the room right now that are upset. I know there are some globalists in the room right now. And they don't want them, John, they don't want the tariffs. But I'm telling you, I want tariffs.”

At Least They Aren't Treating It Like A War Zone

Houston is a disaster, but unlike Katrina, the media and powers that be aren't treating the local population as the enemy.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Sunday Night

Tomorrow is...

Millennials Are Killing

It's a joke genre at this point, but while shitting on the youngs is not new, the idea framing of business models dying because of the The Kids Today, instead of them failing because they failed to adapt to the killer competition of capitalism, is new. Pretty sure Sears is dying because their CEO is a Randian lunatic, and pretty sure Applebees is dying because Applebees always sucked, but, hey, MILLENNIALS AND THEIR WEIRD DESIRE TO NOT SPEND MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE ON SHITTY THINGS.

Sunday Afternoon

What a horror in Houston.

RIP John DiNardo

I learned via the twitter machine that my former colleague, John DiNardo, passed away.

I only worked with John a couple of years, but he was...well, John was really awesome. He was kind and generous and larger than life and hilarious and of course way smarter than the average bear. He also had good politics. Economics isn't quite as right wing as you might think from the public face of economics (some mix of CNBC and the WSJ and actual right wing nuts in academia), but John was practically "nationalize the means of production" level lefty (I don't want to misrepresent or caricature his views, but he was very lefty).

I never saw him after I left California, but he did reach out to me via email 3 years ago or so. In addition to his other quality traits, he was genuinely humble and was surprised I remembered him. To me, of course, it was dude... you are John Fucking DiNardo, of course I remember you. Everybody who meets you remembers you. I don't think he quite understood that he was always a presence that could not be ignored because he was not the type of person who ever used that power, even though he had it.

He hinted he had health problems though I don't know what they were. Anyway, just a small remembrance from someone who knew the guy briefly many many years ago but of course I remember him because he was...John Fucking DiNardo.

...(ah I see from clicking through on his web page that he had leukemia though I don't know if that is the cause of his death).

Double Tap

This is horrifying.

What's It All For

Can't expect any system to perfectly handle an event like Harvey, but it is times like these when it becomes a bit more obvious why we need to have a system.

I Watch The News

And all I do is respond as Trump would. "Oh boy, that's bad."

Emergency Morning Sheets

Though, with what's happening in Houston, I hesitate to use the word emergency. Damn.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Life Goals

It is worth asking, from many perspectives, why Sheriff Joe didn't retire earlier? He's 85.

Crisis, Day 156

If, say, a Clinton administration (any Democrat really) was dealing with 1/100 of the potential (and actual) scandals of the Trump administration, all of the major news networks would have a countdown clock for resignation and this would be "objective news."

Sucks To Get Old

Obviously not the important thing, but Brownie got old!

Saturday Evening

Let us welcome this pause...

America's Worst Humans

Teresa Sullivan.

Afternoon Thread

Nice day in the urban hellhole. Had some lamb tacos.

Nazis

I keep coming back to this because of all things I couldn't have imagined being bothsidesed it was... Nazis. I mean, sure, that there are white supremacists in this country is not news. But actual Nazis. Our entire 20th century mythology is about how "we" fought Nazis. And yet...

The Worst People In America

Donald Trump pardons Joe Arpaio. On Earth 2, Arpaio is serving consecutive life sentences for being a serial killer.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

The Kids Today

I don't have kids, so I'm a bit clueless about how they... access culture these days. I mean, TV shows, pop stars, stuff on youtube, movies, etc. When I was a kid we had 7 channels and a radio and so it was all filtered through a small number of pipes. Now... when I see my nieces or other kids I have no idea how they become aware of the things they become aware of.

Friday Evening

Rock on.

Potentially Causing Deaths

These people are just the worst.
Jim Burns, a spokesperson for Customs and Border Protection, told The Intercept that “U.S. Border Patrol checkpoints in the path of Hurricane Harvey in Texas will close as state highways close.” So in other words, as long as the highways are functional for evacuation, the Border Patrol will operate checkpoints.

Burns added that Border Patrol checkpoints outside the path of the hurricane would remain operational.

About 2/3 of the US population lives within "the border" so...

Stop Doing That

You find a way to get live shots of disaster-level weather events without sticking reporters outside in the wind and the rain.

I Would Like

To be making dumb jokes about 6 foot rabbits, but this hurricane doesn't appear to be very funny.

Afternoon Thread

enjoy

Chris Christie Is Never Wrong About Anything

Certainly, I could be wrong, but this is going to be a disaster...

New Jersey’s long-awaited American Dream Meadowlands development will deliver billions in tax revenue for the Garden State over the next two decades, according to Gov. Chris Christie.

Good Terrorism/Bad Terrorism

It's interesting (horrifying, etc...) that conservatives are going all in on embracing "running over protesters is good and right and legal" at at time when cars are increasingly being used as weapons for terrorism (for the slow, they're acts of terrorism even when pissed off old white guys run over libturds).

That's A Lot Of Rain

Ugh.


After making landfall, Harvey is expected to stall over Texas, and could dump more than 35 inches of rain onto some areas, overwhelming bayous and flooding streets.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

For Me Now

The Purple Line managed to get past endless NIMBYs and uncertain state and federal funding.

Trains are good.

On Your Own

Most lazy and incompetent Evil Team of Evil ever.

Republican congressional leaders don’t expect to release a joint tax plan with the White House next month, and they’ll rely instead on House and Senate tax-writing committees to solve the big tax questions that remain unanswered, according to two people familiar with the matter.

Trump will sign anything just to call it a win but he's going to take all the credit and put all the responsibility on them.

The lazy incompetence is a blessing... until, say, a hurricane shows up.

Afternoon Thread

Enjoy

Afternoon Thread

Enjoy

Make Them Work?

Give me 500 million dollars.

Intel studies how to make people accept self-driving cars

...

The researchers also learned that there's a huge flaw in the autonomous ride-hailing future. What happens when the car needs to pick up a child, senior citizen or someone with a disability who needs help getting in and out the vehicle? That's something that needs to be dealt with now before it becomes an issue.

I find it hilarious that a society that won't let kids walk to the park by themselves is thinking about how to let robot cars drive them around.

Volume

When the story of Uber (tragedy or heroic journey) is written, my bet is that it will be clear that they pissed away so much money on trying to be the smartest guys in the room. Endless cash burning ceremonies to find That One Trick To Make Money when, ultimately, what they have is a taxi company with an app. Almost everything (their pricing tricks, their attempts to "outwit" the competition, abusing drivers, their absurd political tactics etc...) were just nerdbros thinking they could outwit basic accounting. Money comes in, money goes out. The difference is profit. Maybe they'll figure it out eventually!


The San Francisco-based company said it lost $645 million in the second quarter, 9 percent less than the $708 million loss in the first quarter and 35 percent less than the $991 million loss in the fourth quarter of last year. For all of 2016, Uber lost about $3 billion.

Dear Founding Fathers

What happens if the worst person you can think of becomes the president?

Eschaton After Dark

Time for all the creepy stuff.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Wednesday Evening

Get your evening on.

Self-Driving Car Engineers Discover Driving Is Hard

I could've told them that.
These became the first structured tests in the self-driving program. It turns out that the hard part is not really the what-if-a-zombie-is-eating-a-person-in-the-road scenarios people dream up, but proceeding confidently and reliably like a human driver within the endless variation of normal traffic.

Duh.

First They Came For Everybody Else

Sure we're all a bit more likely to feel sympathy with a "victim" we identify with somehow, and maybe even find some slightly tortured argument for that additional sympathy to make it seem like some sort of High Principle, but conservatives and glibertarians are incredibly able to spin 180 degrees.

Afternoon Thread

Busy with stuff.

We

One bit of the whole white supremacist stuff I don't get is the 'we'. I suppose Vonnegut would have called it a Granfalloon. Why do people feel this weird connection to "history" and "culture" (stuff they rarely know anything about anyway) based on, well, nothing. I think some of my ancestors were from Romania. I don't feel any connection.

The Trump Show

This WaPo report (in my local newspaper) is, well, it's interesting.

Morning

Another day, another shit storm. And so it goes.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Tuesday Night

I was out. Sounds like I've been missing some fun.

Yertle's Mad

I never know whether to believe any of this stuff at this point, but...

The relationship between President Trump and Senator Mitch McConnell, the majority leader, has disintegrated to the point that they have not spoken to each other in weeks, and Mr. McConnell has privately expressed uncertainty that Mr. Trump will be able to salvage his administration after a series of summer crises.

What was once an uneasy governing alliance has curdled into a feud of mutual resentment and sometimes outright hostility, complicated by the position of Mr. McConnell’s wife, Elaine L. Chao, in Mr. Trump’s cabinet, according to more than a dozen people briefed on their imperiled partnership. Angry phone calls and private badmouthing have devolved into open conflict, with the president threatening to oppose Republican senators who cross him, and Mr. McConnell mobilizing to their defense.

Happy Hour Thread

Get happy.

Richie Riches

Of course America has always had an underclass, but the idea of the "middle class" was that access to stability and comfort, if not luxury, was being extended to much (not most!) of the population. The reversal of that trend had been bad.

Blog Format Is Good

Maybe I am just old, but I don't know what motivated the "Actually, posting things in full in reverse chronological order is Bad" fetish. I don't want to click through everything. Stop it or I will send Lawyers, Guns, and Money!

Facebook does it because of their obsession with The Algorithm so I don't post on Facebook anymore and everyone else did it for awhile because of Tablets, which as Microsoft realized weren't quite as much The Next Big Thing as people thought, but now?

The DCCC Defense Squad

Not that anyone reads this sucky blog, but fundraising tactics that succeed in raising money do not necessarily help people win elections. The fundraising team has one job to do and their bosses have a bigger one (in theory, at least).

The Voters Are Economically Insecure Horrible Racists

Since the election there's been this weird back and forth about whether Trump voters were motivated by The Economic Insecurity or by The Racism. This is yet another proxy battle in the 2016 primary battle between Bernie The Racist Who Thought Economic Justice Would Solve Racism and Clinton The Neoliberal Who Really Hated Racism (this is caricaturing the arguments so do not get mad).

I think it's important to note that the average Trump voter isn't actually an unemployed coal miner, because facts matter, and the portrayal Trump as Working Class Hero (sometimes they remember to write "White") is silly and wrong. Trump's base are not the marginal voters who switched to him from Obama, they are the same Republicans who vote Republican every 4 years.

But as for the "but they're racists!" argument. Yes, yes they are. People who are racists generally vote for Republicans. Some (many?) of Trump's voters were motivated to vote by the racism specifically, though many of those people would have voted as they always do anyway - for the Republican.

So what do Democrats do about that? If you just dismiss the 2016 election as "but...they're racists!" Then? I mean, what's the answer to that? This is about 2018, not 2020, because the world probably won't even exist by then.

Eclipsed

Something I realized watching my partial (74% I think) eclipse versus the total eclipse (on the teevee) was that they are very different things. Previously when I heard tales of stupid humans who lacked the constant CNN eclipse coverage and completely freaked out when the eclipsed happened, I had the wrong idea. The thing is anybody who experiences a partial eclipse probably is not bothered at all, even if they are not educated by Wolf Blitzer about what it's all about. Mostly because we generally don't look up into the sun and a partial eclipse...really isn't that dramatic. A day might get a bit "cloudy" without actual clouds, but that would barely be noticeable. Even if you looked up at the sun (like King Donald), you wouldn't even really be able to see it.

But the full eclipse isn't a slow eating of the sun by the moon (as people see it), a slow transition from light to shadow to dark.... It's a sudden, short, freakish disappearance of the sun followed by the presence of a wacky glowing fire. The light is there, the light is gone. The sun is there, the sun is covered. It's dramatic. If you experienced it and had no idea what was going on... it'd be really freaky.

Monday, August 21, 2017

There Was Never Any Doubt

As Pareene warned us, the way to be a Good President is to be a president who promises to kill a lot of brown people in other countries.




Does Trump Become President For The 37th Time Tonight?

A promise to kill more people is always the best way.

Happy Hour Thread

I did not go blind.

Afternoon Thread

Rock on.

Secret Service is Out Of Money

Basically, Donald Trump is, as usual, not paying the people who work for him because he just doesn't believe in it.

Overwork and constant travel have also been driving a recent exodus from the Secret Service ranks, yet without congressional intervention to provide additional funding, Alles will not even be able to pay agents for the work they have already done.

Nothing Is Real

I just saw another piece, which I won't bother to link because I'm tired of rewarding this stuff and the sourcing was more abysmal than usual (really, it's so often at the level of "some guy who heard something at a bar"), but it was all about White House Intrigue. Basically, it's WHO IS LEAKING AGAINST WHO IN THE PRESS. Of course "the press" know this precisely, but can't say, so you get all these weird stories. And while they're fun gossip and they can matter - to the extent that who is up and who is down can influence policy - none of these people seem to care about anything except shitting on each other in public and none of them know a damn thing about policy.

Morning Thread

Thank goodness Dear Leader's vacation is over. I don't know how much more of the madness I can take. Maybe now that he's back at work and too busy to watch tv news, things will calm down.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Everyone Else Should Be A Hero

We can question the efficacy of speaking out, but I'm pretty sure the largely silly norms of journalism (conventions that make it work, not exactly commandments on a holy tablet) are less important than the fate of the nation. If all those people think this and are not saying it, maybe you should tell us who they are and why specifically they think it? It's pretty important!

"Republicans in Congress, the highest of intelligence officials, the highest of military officers in our country, leaders of the business community -- all of whom have dealt with the White House, and many of them dealt personally with Donald Trump -- have come to believe that he is unfit for the presidency," Bernstein told CNN's Brian Stelter on Sunday.

He said those people are "raising the very question of his stability and his mental fitness."
That's a big story! Probably bigger than "oh boo hoo nobody will ever talk off the record with Carl Bernstein again."

Afternoon Thread

enjoy

Whatever

Which White House aides aren't completely horrible incompetent human beings? All the ones we are aware of are.

"You have no idea how much crazy stuff we kill": The most common response centers on the urgent importance of having smart, sane people around Trump to fight his worst impulses. If they weren't there, they say, we would have a trade war with China, massive deportations, and a government shutdown to force construction of a Southern wall.
"General Mattis needs us": Many talk about their reluctance to bolt on their friends and colleagues who are fighting the good fight to force better Trump behavior/decisions. They rightly point out that together, they have learned how to ignore Trump's rhetoric and, at times, collectively steer him to more conventional policy responses.
"Trump's not as evil as portrayed": All of them talk up the president as more reasonable off Twitter and TV than on it. This gives them hope (though almost all increasingly say it's fleeting hope) he will listen to his better angels, or at least the pleas of Ivanka.

Source for that last one: Rhymes with Mivanka.

Why Doesn't Everybody Love Me

By all accounts, Trump has always been a social climber, desperate to get the approval of celebrities, models, important businessmen, rich people, etc. Now he's president and most people are too embarrassed to even be seen with him.

If only Trump had read this sucky blog and heeded its wisdom, he'd have known that he would really hate being president.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Saturday Night

I think? I don't even know what year it is most of the time these days.

That Is Why They Call Me Rolf

Have a video.

Curious

If shutting down a white supremacist rally (nonviolently) is good, why is shutting down white supremacists like Charles Murray from speaking at universities bad?

More Thread

Sucky blogging schedule I think (you never know!). Gotta tune out sometimes.

Random Thought

There is something deeply wrong with a country in which "see your credit score for free!" is actually an enticing marketing tactic.

Morning Thread

Have a song.


Friday, August 18, 2017

Cars Are Deadly Weapons

This isn't my usual car thing, just for many many years I've wondered, mostly to myself, but rarely on this sucky blog, "why don't terrorists who are willing to die just run people over with cars and buses and even big trucks?" "Willingness to die" is what really makes terrorism scary. That's the part that makes it hard to prevent. Gotta be crafty to do something without getting "caught." Easy to do just about anything if you don't care much.

Hijacking planes is hard. Making bombs correctly and setting them up to be especially dangerous is pretty hard. Not incredibly hard, but you gotta work at it a bit. Running people over with large vehicles is really easy.

I wondered it mostly to myself because I thought, "how the hell do people not know this?" I was a bit scared to say it out loud because... what if this is some big secret that only I am aware of? That's silly, I know, but the fact that it wasn't a regular occurrence, to the extent the terrorist attacks were regular occurrences (not so regular in non-war zones, though that requires a digression into how we define terrorism, but they happen), confused me.

But now they're a thing. That's bad, and I have absolutely no idea what to do about it from a security perspective. I suspect it isn't that big of a deal compared to the number of non-terrorism (as we define these things) gun deaths we have in the US, but in Europe they don't have the guns. My point is not "OH MY GOD THE CARS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL." My point is...yah, really, there's nothing to be done about it.

Do They Literally Not Have Anything To Do

There are a couple of reporters who get most of the White House Kremlinology, but there are many many who get some. It's like these people just call or text or whatever reporters all day, and presumably they need to do so in a way which doesn't get traced back to them (not overheard, not tracked electronically, whatever), so.. do any of them ever bother going to work?

I don't get it.

Do They All Take Cocaine?

Just asking, of course. The endless puffing out of the chests, WE WILL OWN YOUR ASSES ON TWITTER kind of stuff that hasn't been seen since the glorious warblogger era when the Keyboard Kommandos all enlisted and typed furiously for victory.


Cernovich made the claims that he’d release a series of “scoops” if Bannon is officially pushed out of the White House on an eleven-minute, self-recorded Periscope Thursday night.
“If they get rid of Bannon, you know what’s gonna happen? The motherlode. If Bannon is removed, there are gonna be divorces, because I know about the mistresses, the sugar babies, the drugs, the pill popping, the orgies. I know everything,” said Cernovich.
“If they go after Bannon, the mother of all stories is gonna drop, and we’re just gonna destroy marriages, relationships—it’s gonna get personal.”

Hey, sure, but...I doubt it.

Nothing To Do But Knife Each Other

The "fun" - if ultimately scary, too - part of this administration is just the sheer volume of leaks to hated failing outlets like The New York Times which provide some useful information but are mostly just stupid shitty office workers trying to get the boss to fire their awful coworkers. I can't even remember what the "factions" are in the White House because they all seem to hate each other and Javanka basically take credit for everything, no matter who is up or down.

Also He's A Coward

I think it was Haberman (author of this article) who made this clear earlier, but the "You're Fired" guy's dirty little secret is that he doesn't have the guts to fire people so he gets other people to do it or informs them via New York Times news alert.

President Trump has told senior aides that he has decided to remove Stephen K. Bannon, the embattled White House chief strategist who helped Mr. Trump win the 2016 election, according to two administration officials briefed on the discussion.

The president and senior White House officials were debating when and how to dismiss Mr. Bannon. The two administration officials cautioned that Mr. Trump is known to be averse to confrontation within his inner circle, and could decide to keep on Mr. Bannon for some time.

...and a twist! These people are all hilarious. I mean, except for the destroying the world part.


Bothsidesing

I don't even want to get into the debate of whether Lenin Was Just As Bad As Some Bad People. I don't care about these kinds of bong hit arguments generally (was Stalin worse than Hitler??? Actually, did you know people were killed in the AMERICAN REVOLUTION under the command of that revolutionary GEORGE WASHINGTON???), but more to the point Lenin was not a man who committed treason against the United States of America in order to preserve the enslavement of people living here. Also, both of these statues are on private property which isn't the issue* (you might be an asshole for flying your confederate flag, but I am not actually demanding the government ask you to take it down. I am asking the government to take down government-sponsored symbols on public land.) This is just a mayor trying to BOTHSIDES an issue to look Reasonable. On the one side, Democrats love Lenin! On the other, Republicans love Jefferson Davis! BOTHSIDES!!

SEATTLE — Seattle’s mayor wants Fremont’s privately owned Lenin statue taken down, likening it to Confederate monuments as a symbol of “hate, racism and violence.”

A day after a small group led by conspiracy theorist Jack Posobiec called for the statue’s removal, Mayor Ed Murray agreed it should be taken from its spot in the Seattle neighborhood.

The other point is, whatever the merits of Lenin (and I do not care about this argument), he isn't actually beloved by huge numbers of members one of our main political parties. He is not relevant. So the BOTHSIDESING is, as usual, false.

*The public/private distinction is not always clear, as is the case with say, local sports teams which get massive subsidies and have racist symbols.

Cosplay

Lots of people like to play dressup. I'm not entirely sure why. Arguably everyone with an interest in fashion beyond doing the bare minimum to stay warm and keep your job does. Until recently some kinds of playing dress up - what we do call Cosplay - was thought to be weird and nerdy, but even dressing up as your favorite superhero or a hobbit or whatever is now, at least at the right place and time, fairly respectable.

Before that we had all types of "manly" cosplay which were perfectly socially acceptable. Dudes wearing football jerseys. Dudes dressing up like soldiers and pretending to shoot each other on Civil War battlefields. That kind of thing.

And of course there's long been the militia costumes. Guys in camo and fake military uniforms (often designed convey the idea that they were in the military despite not necessarily being veterans). Also guns. Real guns. So that's a bit more scary.

Morning Thread

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Today's Hottest Take

Pure fire.

A Fitting Conclusion To Infrastructure Week

I don't even know if it was infrastructure week but I think so?

President Donald Trump will not move forward with a planned Advisory Council on Infrastructure, a person familiar with the matter said Thursday.

The council, which was still being formed, would have advised Trump on his plan to spend as much as $1 trillion upgrading roads, bridges and other public works.

Waiting For The Adults

One of the enduring mythical subtexts of political journalism is that Republicans are the adults, or at least the Daddies. It's one reason why it's law that Democrats have to regularly appoint Republicans to the tough guy jobs - Defense, FBI, etc. But generally, they are seen as the responsible ones, the wise old hands of Washington who can be called on in a time of crisis to make everything ok again.


I'm sure you can make the case that some of the people around Trump right now are not the worst humans in the world, and you can certainly make the case that they *should* be resigning or speaking out, but they probably won't be. And even if they do, it isn't as if they have magic powers. They can't control Trump.

Well He Managed To Be Even Worse

Topping himself every day these days...

How Many Ways

Trump's awfulness is so apparent it feels pointless to point it out. He's a big dumb senile racist. What more can be said?

You Don't Have To Be An Actual Nazi To Be Bad

While I did think we, at the very least, agreed that Nazis were bad, if only because we went to war against them, I do wish some of our prominent commentators would learn that maybe when people of color and liberals and people with eyeballs start pointing out that racists are racist, perhaps they should listen even if said racists aren't actually sporting swastika tattoos.

And stop with the damn dapper Nazi photo shoots.

Endgame

I've said before I don't think Trump stays in office for 4 years, but I still don't know how that happens...

Amusing But Unimportant Story

In...1999 I traveled to Sweden for a conference. My father had a bunch of coins...I dunno, maybe 20 bucks worth, in theory... I took them. I tried to pay for my hovercraft trip (hovercrafts are cool) from Copenhagen with them and the fare taker laughed at me because they were coins from the 60s and then just took them because he felt sorry for me and thought they might be worth collectible money. Inspired by, but not ultimately related to this story:

About 1.6 billion kronor ($200 million) of coins will soon be worthless in Sweden. A charity is now urging people to dig these out from between sofa cushions, kitchen jars or wherever they’re hidden to create Sweden’s biggest piggy bank for needy kids.

Nobody Knows Anything

One thing about all this confederacy love (not the most important thing) is that while half the country claim to be "civil war buffs," very few actually know a damn thing about it.

I Love My People

The white supremacists love Trump, so he loves them. It's that simple.

Helter Skelter

People die.
“The race-identity politics of the left wants to say it’s all racist,” Mr. Bannon added. “Just give me more. Tear down more statues. Say the revolution is coming. I can’t get enough of it.”

Your people kill people.

Morning Thread

Somehow, The Madness of King Schmuck, isn't doing it for me.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

The President Is Mad

Not that I think I have contributed to it, but making him mad is fun. It is fun that he is mad! It is also scary.

Wednesday Night

Everything is insane.

Happy Hour Thread

Get happy.

The Greatest Column Ever Written By A Local Columnist

This is a bad column by a bad man who for some reason continues to get paid even as Local Journalism Is Dying but I feel the need to link to it every time he writes another bad column.

Time For War

As people have been discussing in the comments, there's a pretty good chance "blow the shit out of North Korea and doom everyone in Seoul to a horrific death" will be the way out of this. The media will play along, and very soberly talk about the War President who is Protecting Us. We have seen this movie before.

I mention Seoul not because I prioritize South Korean lives over North Korean ones. Blowing the shit out of any of them is bad, even if the North Korean state is bad (and it is very very bad, but that is not the fault of its people. Perhaps we are a bit to blame for blowing the shit out of it 60 years ago? maybe a little bit?). But South Korea is our "ally" (this is a dumb word but it is the word we use) and we are, in theory, footing the bill for a large military presence in order for them to not have the shit blown out of them (I am not naive, but it is occasionally worth pointing out why are are claiming to do the things we do even if those claims are bullshit).

I suppose I do care a bit about lives in South Korea more than other places because I have extended inlaw family there. While I don't know most of them, kinship, even obtained kinship, does have an effect on these things.

Important People

The CEOs quitting on Trump are going to make him very mad. He marvels that important people are (in his mind) impressed by him, and thrilled by the idea that they "work for him."

The Mirror

Was subjected to a bit of CNN and the coverage was actually pretty brutal. The president is certainly raging right now. Raging hard.

Lunch Thread

Still busy. Getting back to normal...

America's Worst Humans

Vinod Khosla.

Staff

My local paper is running 3 op-eds about whether a statue of our very racist former mayor and police chief, Frank Rizzo, should be removed.

The 2 who think the statue should stay are on the payroll (regular columnists). The one who says it should go is not. All 3 are white.

Morning Thread

Let the resignations begin. Who will be first? Conway? Kelly?

Haha, I crack myself up.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Tuesday Night

Tomorrow is...

...catching up. And they still work for him. So, you know.

No word in the Trump lexicon is as tread-worn as “unprecedented.” But members of the president’s staff, stunned and disheartened, said they never expected to hear such a voluble articulation of opinions that the president had long expressed in private.

What A Day

Too busy with stuff to do more than a drive by...but, wow. Good job, America.

In All Of History There Has Been Precisely One Good Tweet

This is the one.

The Alt-Left And The Alt-Right

The president thanks you for bothsidesing.

Afternoon Thread

So much afternooning.

Everybody Get Woke

One bad thing about the Bush era - because of 9/11 and war, I think - was that most people with platforms were a bit shy about talking about how our president was a bad human. It's a distant memory now, but the Bushies were good at equating criticism of Bush with criticism of Amurka. There were a few years when it was "controversial." Hi Dixie Chicks! Anyway, years ago I doubt I would've chosen Seth Meyers as "wokest white guy on late night television" in my fantasy talk show host league, but he's doing pretty well..

The World's Worst Humans

Nigel Farage.

Family Related Program Activities

Obligations today. Sucky blogging....

Morning Thread

Monday, August 14, 2017

Monday Night

Tomorrow is...not Monday.

What I Should Have Said

Once upon a time I was asked to be on some cable news channel's evening show. You know, audition to be one of the giant balding talking heads (of course it would have been an audition, but the idea was I would join the show). That didn't happen for various reasons - it was the wrong moment in my life, I really didn't want to take the train to new york regularly (I know I often seem like the laziest blogger, but this is actually a lot of work), I don't think I want to be a cable newshead... I'm basically an introvert who doesn't want to be a "celebrity"... so I just sorta let it pass.

But what I should have said... especially if I wasn't into it for selfish reasons (SHOW ME THE MONEY - I admit if they had actually offered money I probably couldn't have resisted)... was, really? I mean, another boring ugly white guy?

Kabletown

They're taking over.
Liberty Property Trust has been quietly assembling a series of properties at 19th and Arch streets in Center City for what many speculate could be the site of the third skyscraper for Comcast Corp.

Liberty is pursuing what could eventually amount to a block bound by 19th, Arch, Cherry and 20th streets. The location is cater-corner to where Liberty (NYSE: LPT) is developing the Comcast Innovation & Technology Center and is a stone's throw from the Comcast Center. Another tower in that area would establish an expanded urban campus for the cable giant and continue to push the city's Central Business District deeper into Logan Square.

Snowflakes

The richest people in the universe are cowards.

Privately, many chief executives say they are fuming, outraged by the president. (This after many of them campaigned to get on Mr. Trump’s committees.) But many are too scared to say anything publicly that could make them or their company a target of Mr. Trump’s wrath.

College kids. Safe spaces. blahblahblah.

Afternoon Thread

Busy with stuff.

Pony Territory

So that's somewhat heartening. 34% approval!



The Worst Person In America

As I keep saying, I have no patience for "Bush nostalgia." George Bush was a very bad president. The Bush era was very bad. Many bad things happened. The people who worked for him were bad. The people in the media who supported him were bad. All the people who said "maybe Bush isn't perfect, but LOOK AT THE SMELLY HIPPIES ARE PROTESTING THE WAR THEY ARE REALLY BAD" were really bad. It was a bad time.

But Bush was not literally the worst person in America. Donald Trump actually is. He is not nearly as popular as the endless "Trump voters love Trump" articles try to convey, but he won the election and plenty of people like him and my god is he a bad person.

What A Bullshitter

Really just read this article and try to find one statement from the UVA president that isn't clearly 100% bullshit.

Do What You Gotta Do

Everybody needs to eat, but aside from my local newspaper which, as flawed as it is, hasn't yet been destroyed by ads, I really do not visit any new site directly anymore. Okay that's wrong. The WaPo is okay.

Put it behind a paywall if you want, but The Kids Today really aren't going to feel the love for your Brand if it involves some insane whack-a-mole find-the-X video game every time they want to read an article.

The President Is A White Supremacist

He isn't catering to "them," he is one.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Sunday Night

Tomorrow is...

Peter Cvjetanovic

The internet has a long memory for people with uncommon names.

When he repents his youthful indiscretions I will help him fix that problem.

Afternoon Thread

Get your afternoon on.

The Kids Today

I know it's pretty normal for the Olds to talk about how The Kids Today are horrible. But what isn't normal is that increasingly people who are like 35 are described as "young." I don't get it.

Heroes

Heather Heyer. Just to remember.

How They Think

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

Late Night

Rock on.

It's Illegal For Black People To Carry Guns



I mean, whatever the law says, if asked my advice, I would tell a black person who was going to carry that they were nuts to do so. I got into a little twitter exchange between a local transit authority cop and someone about whether people could carry guns on our local transit authority system (they can, with the proper permits), and the other person said something like "but what if BLM protestors are carrying?" I didn't try to figure out if the person was trolling or not (certainly might have been), but of course the basic point is that white people can carry guns but black people are considered to be threatening if they do so they can be shot on sight.

And while I wouldn't recommend it, the way to get gun law reform in this country would be for a revival of black people getting open carry permits and carrying them while wearing scary uniforms. It would probably get a lot of them killed, but...

Hobbies

I am in no denial about the fact that extreme racism and racists exist in this country. Still, we all have to figure out how to spend our weekends. I really don't mean this in a flippant way, but how does "attend white supremacist march" even rank?

Evening Thread

This song is Good.

Actually, Nazis Are Good

That's where we are.

Afternoon Thread

Seems like naptime (I rarely actually nap) comes earlier and earlier these days #old.

So What's The Answer

I mistakenly blundered into this topic on the twitterz last night and have received about 400,000 replies about it, so I will mistakenly blunder into this topic on this sucky blog too!

To some degree the 2016 election story is if the butterfly had flapped its wings a minute later, Hillary Clinton would be president. It was close enough that trying to divine "WHY SHE LOST" is a bit dumb, if the question is limited to "why Donald Trump, instead of Hillary Clinton, tripped over the finish line first."

But the bigger question is, why was it even close? I mean, it's Donald fucking Trump. People get mad when this question is asked. It's racism! It's misogyny! It's voter suppression! It's stupid Jill Stein Berniebros! I have no real interest in blaming Hillary Clinton or the Clinton campaign, but, you know, we gotta win the next one. People want to say, well, watchagonnado? Voters are horrible and racist and misogynistic and we're just doomed. We'd have won if not for those meddling kids!

There's a kind of "NOTOURFAULT" fatalism which does not bode well for the next election. If there is absolutely nothing "we" could have done differently - and I don't mean a critique of Clinton's ad spending or other campaign minutiae, but Democrats over the previous 8 years - then... pack it in, I guess? It's Trump's America now?

Punching Up Punching Down

The former is always fine, the latter is usually not. Occasionally people are understandably a bit confused. Not everyone realizes that they are "up" enough that they are capable of punching down. You might not be a member of the Yankees, but even just being a Yankees fan means you're probably punching down.

Free Speech Absolutism

I went to a state university. You still had to get permission to do anything (hang banners, have a protest, etc.). I really am curious (I have no idea! Can't find in the reporting!) if any group can march around the UVA campus with torches on a Friday night because FREE SPEECH or if as is always the case free speech asbolutism only applies when the people in charge decide it does.

I'm not debating what the policy should be. I'm asking what it is.

Saturday

Another day, another white supremacist rally.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

Broadcasts From Bizarro Earth

I heard a bit of a hilarious parody of NPR. The comedian actors were all taking the utterances of "President Trump" very seriously as they presented the news of the day. Quality production.

Happy Hour Thread

Don't worry.

America's Worst Humans

David Brooks.

Not Everything Is Bernie Vs. Hillary

What I have been not so subtly suggesting, is that for whatever reasons the 2016 primary has led many people to take sides in an imagined ongoing battle. Something can be Good or Bad independent of whether BernieBros or ClintonStans (or Bernie or Clinton themselves) are for it or against it. We all choose a team during election and put our jerseys on. I get that. But it's over... Arguments going forward are about THE FUTURE.

We Have A Problem

In the short term, the incompetence of Trump's evil is a blessing, but longer term the incompetence is a problem. All of the extreme versions of what to do about it are, if not wrong, problematic (impeachment, 25th amendment), but the simple solution of Republicans in Congress completely opposing everything he says or does is a non-problematic and appropriate response. Sadly, many of them (not Yertle or most senators but many in the House) are as stupid as he is and have no idea what they're doing.

Actually, Bad Things Are Good

Once upon a time it was pretty uncontroversial around certain fringe parts of the internet to suggest that maybe Debbie Wasserman Schultz was a bad member of Congress, a bad spokesperson for Democrats on the teevee, and a very bad head of the DNC, a job which in some ways is not all that important but also involves controlling hundreds of millions of dollars. Then Bernie supporters (agree with them or not) got mad at her, and suddenly she became Good to some people.

Even if the Bernie supporters were wrong about why she was bad, she was, actually, bad.

Lives

Leaving aside the rather obvious issues, it of course never occurs to Trump that a bunch of people have just had their lives completely disrupted.

Nicholas Burns, the State Department's third-ranking official under Republican President George W. Bush, called Trump's comments "grotesque."

"If he was joking, he should know better," said Burns, now a professor at Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government. "If he wasn't, it's unprecedented. A president has never defended the expulsion of our diplomats."

The State Department has "horrified and rattled" by Trump’s remarks, said a veteran U.S. diplomat who has served in Russia, speaking on condition of anonymity.


Yes we already knew that Trump is a sociopathic narcissist and other people don't really exist to him, but...

How I Learned To Stop Worrying

Okay... I didn't.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

Conspiracies

Adam is right that elites ignore (suppress) the actual important conspiracy theories that drive our public policy (killing people).

This is really the funniest thing I have ever read!

I tried to excerpt a paragraph. I can't. Every word is so titillating! So exciting! Like Neal Pollack mocking Ernest Hemingway mocking Christopher Hitchens mocking Michael Kelly mocking Graham Greene without realizing Graham Greene was mocking all of the other ones (Neal Pollack is in on the joke). Since I do not want to be sued, I will comment on this piece as if this "Jeffrey Goldberg" character is a hilarious parody of "Jeffrey Goldberg" who is a very serious person!

HU-MANS

I am actually better about honest genocidal rhetoric than the dishonest "we must kill them to save them!" rhetoric but nobody who wants war with any country in the world actually gives a shit about the people of those countries. None of those people* cared about the people of Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, etc...

*Of course some people care, but those who think humanitarian aid starts and ends and "bombing the fuck out of people" don't give a shit...

Norms

I admit that the things that get you fired - or don't get you fired - are a bit weird.

America Is The Greatest Country In The World Because ______

Can you fill in the blank, snark free? I mean, like, what are we doing right that most comparable nations (I don't really know what we call that group anymore. The Group Of NotPoor Nations I guess).

I am not being snarky. I think 30 years ago it would have been easy to fill in that blank. Maybe people would have put slightly wrong things in there (we have FREEDUM AND THEY DON'T or whatever), but they wouldn't have been completely insane. Now?

I cannot tell you what to write, dear commenters, so I cannot stop you from your jokes, but I actually mean this as a serious question.

This Is The Greatest Parody Of The Stupid Freshman Essay Ever

Oh, wait, it's not a parody?

Law professors. That is the biggest scam ever. I don't know how they pulled it off for so long.

I Actually Had Not Read This Before My Cranky Morning Post

But you should.

Skills Gap

I did a lot of temp secretarial work when I was in college. I could type. I could use those newfangled word processor programs. That I was a dude doing these supposedly chick things amused the people who I was sent to work for, but that's not the point of this post.

Some office work is pretty standard. A bit of typing. Answer the phone. Take a message. File something. That kind of thing. Some is not standard, ranging from minor things like "where exactly should the phone messages be placed" to "just how does one get the copying center to send out a 65 page document, bound in this particular fashion, to this specific subset of employees." It was always pretty stunning how much the "bosses" expected me, a temp, to know things like the latter. It's like, hey man, I am not familiar with your internal company practices. They don't teach that on the word processor training software at the temp office. If you ask me to do that I am not going to have any idea how to do it. If you want people to know that stuff you have to hire them and train them.

Good Question

The Primary, Man

For most of my time on the Online Left I thought it was pretty much generally accepted that the Democrats were not quite as Good as they should be, and while pragmatism (gotta get elected, gotta raise money, gotta deal with bad apples in your own party, etc...) was acknowledged - and debated - it wasn't especially controversial to say things like "politicians are influenced by big donors and corporate interests more than they should be" even if what to do about that was not always agreed upon.

Now this is apparently a crazy BernieBro view and pointing out that, say, 5000000 emails in a row from the DCCC informing us that we're all going to die unless I contribute $5 to their latest scam, might not actually be a strategy designed to win elections, is just proof that people are employed by Jill Stein and also, too, Russia.

The powers that be are not all Good. Some are better than others. This didn't use to be controversial. That Trump is Bad does not change this.

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Wednesday Night

Tomorrow is...Not Friday!

New Mouse

Thanks to all who commented and wrote with suggestions about how to find one. I did manage to find one on that auction site. Hopefully it lasts another 10 years or whatever.

Making Fun of the Conservative Idiots

I don't do it as much as I used to, and other people always did it better, but Roy is still on the job...

Bad Mitchy

The tweeter is spending his vacation saying nasty things about the Senate Majority Leader. It's funny to watch and I can't think of any actual strategy (I know Trump has no strategy but sometimes his people push him into one) other than "NOT MY FAULT NOT MY FAULT."

The larger question is what happens when more Republicans realize the obvious - that Trump will take all the credit and give them all the blame every time, quite often not even having any idea when something good or bad (from his perspective) has happened. How much shit will they eat?

Pretty sure the answer is: a lot of shit.

Afternoon Thread

enjoy

Reading Is Hard

I don't think Trump is actually illiterate, but for whatever reason (there are some obvious possibilities but above my pay grade to diagnose) he finds it difficult to stay on the page.

Always Read To The End

The first article I read neglected this bit.

The cars themselves are modified Chevrolet Bolt EVs equipped with sensors and self-driving computers and software, and each also has a safety driver in place behind the wheel for testing and as required by law. Still, Cruise says those drivers have had to take over manual control of vehicles engaged in Cruise Anywhere service only on a few occasions, with the vast majority of the driving done autonomously.

The promo video has passengers entering a car that has no driver, and the driver is deliberately obscured in the driving shots. The PR game is strong.

I think this technology is going to be super neato. You also won't be able to get rid of the drivers, and autonomous cabs, the focus of so much attention, seem like the nuttiest application. There are many reasons, but one is...cabs do things like double park (stand) to pickup and drop off passengers.

Well Then

Interesting.

FBI agents raided the Alexandria home of President Trump’s former campaign chairman late last month, using a search warrant to seize documents and other materials, according to people familiar with the special counsel investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.

Federal agents appeared at Paul Manafort’s home without advance warning in the predawn hours of July 26, the day after he met voluntarily with the staff for the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Lots Of War But... Not Too Much!

I'd say our commentariat should rethink their approach to basically cheering on belligerence and killing and war and bomb dropping and droning and slaughter right up to a point...and then saying, uh, hey dude, maybe that's a millimeter too far!

But I'm just some stupid blogger. All of our wars are great successes, and have nothing but helped the people we are there to help! Because that's why we're there!!!

Still Alive

Practicing Duck and Cover.

Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Late Night

Rock on.

Why, Bro?

Why oh why.

Two weeks ago, when I spoke to Anthony Scaramucci, the former White House communications director—the same conversation in which he pilloried several colleagues, threatened to fire his entire staff, and claimed to have called the F.B.I. to investigate the White House chief of staff—he offered some cryptic thoughts about Vice-President Mike Pence. “Why do you think Nick’s there, bro?” Scaramucci asked me, referring to Nick Ayers, Pence’s recently installed chief of staff. “Are you stupid?” He continued, “Why is Nick there? Nick’s there to protect the Vice-President because the Vice-President can’t believe what the fuck is going on.” Given everything else Scaramucci told me that day, I left this exchange out of my original article about the conversation. But, in light of the news this week about Pence’s political machinations, the remarks seem worth revisiting.

Should have been the lede then...

I Feel Fine

Our constitution is not perfect.

Fire and Fury

In light of today's excitement, these are excellent companion pieces.

Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. The first document is prepared around 9:30 AM and the follow-up around 4:30 PM. Former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer both wanted the privilege of delivering the 20- to 25-page packet to President Trump personally, White House sources say.

These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, are not top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful.

And:

If one dead American service member won him this much praise, just imagine how much they’ll respect him when he kills a couple hundred—or a couple thousand!

Now that Trump has learned that there is a direct relationship between a president’s body count and how “presidential” the mainstream political press considers him to be, the whole world is fucked.

They're All Bad

Talk of "litmus tests" is always stupid. "We" all care about things differently, have different priorities. Pretty sure the "litmus test" of "not voting for a democratic candidate who wants to put Muslims in internment camps" would be seen as a reasonable "litmus test" by most democratic thought leaders. I hope so, anyway. People being pushed as "rising stars" or whatever (likely presidential candidates) are going to have some scrutiny of their records because that's how things work. Double standards people hold due to race or gender are worth investigating, but they don't change the record.

As for the foreclosure crisis, as David says, they're basically all bad. The foreclosure crisis (and its related mortgage fraud) was an economic, legal, and moral injustice, and also political malpractice. "I feel your pain" was not something that any people victimized by it heard from politicians. Sure there were some members of Congress who tried, and really the fault of this is almost entirely on Barack Obama, but basically they were (and still are) almost all bad on this issue. Some of us think it's an important issue! Several million people, at least!

That they're all bad doesn't get anybody off the hook. If you're thinking about running for president, it's fair that people ask you to be better. You're asking to be president! You're claiming you are better. I'll almost certainly pull the 'D' lever when the time comes, but not everybody will. Not everybody votes...have you noticed?

Lunch Thread

enjoy

Free To Be Just Like Me

The freedom rhetoric among conservatives who basically preach conformity has always been amusing. It's also a glibertarian thing. The conservatives can at least try to justify why conformity is conservative, if not about FREEDUM, but coming from glibertarians it's absurd. You know, "I dream of a society where everybody is free to take my precise path in life so they can be as successful as I am in the competitive market economy, as a tenured law professor at a state university."

Oh, Really?

As I keep warning...

We are moving rapidly down the road toward the age of self-driving cars. But as the cars change, the roads will have to change with them, and it will likely mean some adjustments, such as different signage and narrower lanes.

Somehow there's always money in the banana stand if someone else is trying to make a buck.

These things are not going to work, and 'we' are going to spend a lot money trying to make them work.

Monday, August 07, 2017

Late Night

Not enough awareness of obscure local accents in this country.

I Guess Trump Becomes President Again

Because there's nothing like killing people to make him one.

The Pentagon is considering a plan that allows the U.S. military to conduct airstrikes on ISIS in the Philippines, two defense officials told NBC News.

Wolverines!

America's Shit Humans

ICE

Afternoon Thread

Enjoy.

Privatopia

This isn't just funny but it is, also, too, funny.
Tina Lam and Michael Cheng snatched up Presidio Terrace — the block-long, private oval street lined by 35 megamillion-dollar mansions — for $90,000 and change in a city-run auction stemming from an unpaid tax bill. They outlasted several other bidders.

Now they’re looking to cash in — maybe by charging the residents of those mansions to park on their own private street.

Those residents value their privacy — and their exclusivity. Past homeowners have included Sen. Dianne Feinstein and her financier husband, Richard Blum; House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi; and the late Mayor Joseph Alioto. A guard is stationed round the clock at the stone-gate entrance to the street to keep the curious away.

An Amusing Thing

Is talking about how The Kids Today (Except For My Kids) are all garbage people is pretty much a running thread in our great national discourse, but people (not all people) sure do get pissed off if you suggest the olds who presented them with this McDonalds Dystopia might have been a little bit less than perfect.

The Horrible Kids Today

This worship of WWII by people too young to have fought it and who miraculously forgot to sign up when they were of prime fighting age (Kuwait needed some liberating, Joe, where were you) is so bizarre.



I am sure there was wonderful heroism in World War II. Also tens of millions of people died. Let the kids play some fucking video games.

The Conversation

The Center: We are very pragmatic and sensible and know how to win elections.

The Left: You lost them all.

The Center: but Russia. Also, what have you won?

The Left: ...

Take either side, but..

The Irish Border Problem

I have no idea how the Brexiteers solve what is an unsolvable problem.

The Tweetening

I admit I can't deal with it this morning. Too much for first thing on a Monday.

Morning Thread

Every week, Monday comes around again. You can't explain that, my friends.

Sunday, August 06, 2017

Dreams Do Come True

I know Felicia a little bit and this is just a cute story.

NEW YORK — Phish announced its 13-show run in New York with a video in January that showed giant doughnuts rolling through the city.

That got Felicia D’Ambrosio’s phone buzzing, with calls from friends hoping that might mean a role for the Phish superfan and co-owner of a Philadelphia doughnut and fried chicken shop that had made doughnuts dedicated to the band in the past.

“Well, no, I don’t want to work on Phish tour,” thought D’Ambrosio, who has been to more than 100 shows.

Then came the request. From the band.

Time to make the doughnuts.

America's Worst Humans

John Kelly

Sunday Evening

Lazy Sunday.

You Could've Stopped Working

I suppose it's true that anyone who wants to be president is a bit insane, but if you're totally lazy, reasonably well off, and would much rather watch TV and occasionally play golf..what the fuck are you thinking?

Sunday, Sunday

The day of rest.

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Horny

Endangered? My mom grew up in Los Alamos and walking in the hills/forest (visiting my grandmother) and finding these little guys was like my favorite activity as a kid.
DALLAS (KXAN) — There’s a lot riding on the future of six tiny Texas icons at the Dallas Zoo.

Texas horned lizards — also known as horny toads — are disappearing across the state, the zoo says, with populations vanishing from East and Central Texas.

Saturday Night

It's alright.

Afternoon Thread

Time for a nap.

Little Lessons

I like to think I am wiser than I once was (about some things, at least) and sometimes talking about how you were made a bit less stupid is embarrassing because you have to admit that you were, well, stupid.

One such life lesson, back when I was, perhaps, a bit of a Slatebro, was a piece by someone talking about the lack of people of color in television shows. The piece was about the economic argument - basically, white people are the majority, white people want to see themselves on teevee, you have to cast popular actors who are white and, well, it's just about the ratings and the money so whatchagonnado.

The point this writer made (was 20 years ago or so, I have no idea who) was that it's one thing to argue that the main casts of Friends or Suddenly Susan have to be all white. But even if we accept this is true (it probably isn't, but that's the argument), how the hell can you have shows based in New York and San Francisco in which even the *extras* are almost all white? Are people really going to turn the channel because there's an Asian-American sitting in the background at a secretary's desk?

The argument that you gotta cast white people to make money in teevee and movies probably isn't true. Get Out and Hidden Figures both made shitloads of money last year, and not even because of their low budgets (especially for Get Out). But even if it was/is, how are people of color so often not even included in the background?

Who's Working

When I travel (both in the US and internationally), I always pay attention to who has genuinely "low skilled" jobs. By that I mean the kind of jobs that, when I was a teenager, were done by..teenagers. You know, fast food, bus boys, that kind of thing. It's my anecdotal measure of the health of the economy. If 50-year-olds are ringing up your happy meal, something is not good.

And I think this is what a lot of olds (you know, people around my age and older) miss, when they object to things like a $15 minimum wage. They think these are still crap jobs suburban teenagers do to earn their car insurance money. That's true some places. It isn't true in others.

Bros Gonna Bro

What's "hilarious" is that people who do this kind of thing think they are BRAVE TRUTHTELLERS rather than simply conduits for the dominant cultural beliefs in the country.

When did Google hire Larry Summers?

Friday, August 04, 2017

Friday Night

Everybody dance

If They Do It

Los Angeles might be a good place to live in a few years!

LA is kinda weird and while not my favorite city the biggest myth is that it was the first major US city to "be built around the automobile." It was the first major city to be built around the streetcar, instead of pedestrians, which is why it has an annoying level of density. Too dense for cars, not quite dense enough (anymore) for walkability (obviously there are walkable places).

Friday Evening

Time to start my 17 month golf vacation.

Wishes Do Come True

Oops

Martin Shkreli, who gained national notoriety two years ago for jacking up the price of an AIDS drug, was convicted of securities fraud Friday for mismanaging two investment funds.

Afternoon thread

Enjoy



...make that thread #2!

Afternoon Thread

Hot.

Humid.


I Don't Even Understand This Story

Not like I want Trump Inc. to extract more money from taxpayers, but I still don't even get how the President of the United States and the Secret Service can have a rent dispute.

The Secret Service has vacated its command post inside Trump Tower in Manhattan following a dispute between the government and President Trump’s company over the terms of a lease for the space, according to two people familiar with the discussions.

Norms

Trying to stop a senile old man from killing us all is more important than which fork you use at the dinner table.

“Leaking the transcript of a presidential call to a foreign leader is unprecedented, shocking, and dangerous,” argued The Atlantic’s David Frum. “It is vitally important that a president be able to speak confidentially—and perhaps even more important that foreign leaders understand that they can reply in confidence.”


National leaders should indeed need to be able to trust that their discussions with one another will remain secure. But we are far from the point where foreign leaders assume transcripts of their calls with Trump, let alone future presidents, will end up on the front pages. Many have been quick to assume that this leak will have a chilling effect on U.S. relations with other countries, without stopping to ponder the likelihood that some foreign leaders might be relieved to learn that factions within the U.S. government are taking extraordinary steps to weaken this particular president.

If there are norms worth fretting over here, they aren’t the ones that govern whistleblowing, but the ones that should govern what U.S. political leaders do when the president is too incompetent to serve. It is because of their cowardice—their refusal to uphold norms they were elected and appointed to guard—that these transcripts leaked in the first place.

One norm we should bring back is that people like David Frum should do the honorable thing after being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

Vacation's All He Ever Wanted

Are we going to be without tweets for 2 weeks?

Thursday, August 03, 2017

Tomorrow Is...

...a day beginning in "Fri".

Thursday Evening

Have a video.

It's Always About The Money

That's always what clearly spooked Trump, but he was too dumb to understand the other stuff provided the way in.

Washington (CNN)Federal investigators exploring whether Donald Trump's campaign colluded with Russian spies have seized on Trump and his associates' financial ties to Russia as one of the most fertile avenues for moving their probe forward, according to people familiar with the investigation.

The web of financial ties could offer a more concrete path toward potential prosecution than the broader and murkier questions of collusion in the 2016 campaign, these sources said.

Life Is Grand

And, according to Zombie Will Safire, Hillary Clinton is about to be indicted.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in Washington to investigate Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections, a sign that his inquiry is growing in intensity and entering a new phase, according to two people familiar with the matter.

The grand jury, which began its work in recent weeks, is a sign that Mr. Mueller’s inquiry is ramping up and that it will likely continue for months. Mr. Mueller is investigating Russia’s efforts to influence the 2016 election and whether President Donald Trump’s campaign or associates colluded with the Kremlin as part of that effort.

Excess Supply

Even without my skepticism about the technology, it's obvious that investors are just lighting money on fire because self-driving cars are the exciting new thing. Either all this technology is patentable/patented and people will be going to court for the next 20 years over who owns the patents or it isn't and it's just a commodity so nobody will make any money. Of course I don't think they'll work, but even without that...

The Quiet Americans

I won't say which one so as NOT TO SPOIL IT, but there's a scifi series I'm reading in which, basically, a small group of people cause and perpetuate a civilization ending apocalypse in order to... stop a civilization ending apocalypse. And this is entirely plausible. Some people gotta be the ones to push the button.

The Brain

People have suggested posting a picture/model number.  The number has faded.  I am pretty sure this was the standard mouse they sold for years.. until they didn't.

Can't take over the world without it.




...helpful commenters have pointed me in the right direction. I will let you know the outcome of this vital quest!