...and the most popular man in America, Chris Christie, gets a job.
Former Gov. Chris Christie has landed a TV gig, NJ Advance Media has learned.
Christie has been hired as an occasional contributor to ABC News, according to sources familiar with the discussions.
It's almost impossible to get as low approval ratings as he did unless you are caught on tape slaughtering several children. So, you know, perfect for a medium which requires charismatic telegenic people