The New York Times is powerless to do anything but put whatever Trump wants on the front page, and Maggie tells us this is because of Trump's genius which apparently involves this:
Trump: I made a poopy.
NEW YORK TIMES: TRUMP MAKES POOPY (17 articles)
Although the reality is sadder:
Trump: I did a racism, and it's all lies.
NEW YORK TIMES: WHAT WILL DEMOCRATS (WHO DO NOT CONTROL ANYTHING) DO TO STOP THE CARAVAN OF DOOM
