Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Javanka

Where'd they go? Been rather quiet lately, according to two sources close to them.

I wonder how many emails there are out there that are basically:

From: Jared
To: Guy I Want To Do Crimes With
Subject: Crimes

Hello! I got your message about doing some crimes and I have to say I love doing crimes and you have some excellent crime ideas. We should do these crimes together!

Yours in crime,

Jared

P.S. I eagerly look forward to hearing about more ideas for crimes. I like crimes.