Saturday, May 12, 2018
Oh My God I Hate Driving With Cyclists
But really this just an argument for more truly separated bike lanes. They'll make their lives and those of drivers better.
But Will It Be Useful?
Elon Musk's first Boring Co. tunnel under Los Angeles is "almost done" and set to offer free rides to the public "in a few months," the CEO said late Thursday in an Instagram post.
"Super huge thanks to everyone that helped with this project," Musk said in a caption for a video racing through the tunnel. "Once fully operational (demo system rides will be free), the system will always give priority to pods for pedestrians and cyclists for less than the cost of a bus ticket."
pods.
Morning Thread
It's her annual fund raising week. If you can afford to do so, send her some turkee.
Friday, May 11, 2018
The Grownups
Time To Pay The Piper
2018 is Bad
LONDON — Police searching for Scott Hutchison, the lead singer of Scottish rock band Frightened Rabbit, confirmed Friday that they had located a body.
This Town
REALITY CHECK: For all the outrage of Michael Cohen $$ in on Trump — @JakeSherman and I have some truth talk in today’s Playbook. pic.twitter.com/o3MvMp1gJo
— Anna Palmer (@apalmerdc) May 11, 2018
Give me all your moneys so I can get me that sweet 2nd home in DE.
Thursday, May 10, 2018
It's The Price Of Land
Move over, candy and flamethrowers. Elon Musk tweeted out plans Monday for yet another side venture: alleviating the nation's housing crisis.
"The Boring Company will be using dirt from tunnel digging to create bricks for low-cost housing," he wrote in a tweet about his nascent tunneling enterprise.
Dictionaries Will Save Us
Dark web: The portion of the Internet that is intentionally hidden from search engines and is accessible only with a special web browser.
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) May 8, 2018
Used in a sentence: Bari Weiss wrote in the New York Times about people she says are stuck on the dark web. https://t.co/6EcnGv3TOo
Do You Have A Copy Of Your Birth Certificate?
Morning Thread
Big Company of your choice: Okay.
See, easy peasy!
Wednesday, May 09, 2018
It Was The Only Thing Holding Me Up
This Makes Perfect Sense
"After the inauguration, the firm hired Michael Cohen as a business consultant regarding potential sources of capital and potential investments in real estate and other ventures," the Columbus Nova statement said.
"Reports today that Viktor Vekselberg used Columbus Nova as a conduit for payments to Michael Cohen are false. The claim that Viktor Vekselberg was involved or provided any funding for Columbus Nova's engagement of Michael Cohen is patently untrue.
"Neither Viktor Vekselberg nor anyone else other than Columbus Nova's owners, were involved in the decision to hire Cohen or provided funding for his engagement."
Angry Birds
Modern Leper
The lead singer of indie band Frightened Rabbit has been reported missing amid concerns for his welfare.
Breaking News From the Halifax Examiner
This story would never have come to light without a dogged, independent press. We need so much more of that, not just in Halifax, but all over the entire world. Kudos to Tim for sticking with the story and spending lots of money to get to the truth.
Go.Read.Subscribe.
Tuesday, May 08, 2018
I Can't Wait
No one explained this to the Trumpkins. Or maybe they did and they didn't care.
Follow The Money
But I also thought that if there's anything there...it's the money laundering.
Good Dumb Movies
Following 1989's Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and 1991's Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, The Hollywood Reporter can reveal that a much-discussed third Bill & Ted installment – Bill & Ted Face the Music – is now firmly in the works some 27 years later. Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are set to reprise their iconic roles as time-traveling metalheads "Ted" Theodore Logan and "Bill" S. Preston Esq.
Once I wondered out loud on this sucky blog, as I do, why Keanu got so much work. I actually like Keanu but he wasn't *obviously* a box office draw based on numbers at the time I wondered this. Someone who said they were in the biz (probably true! can't verify) responded, basically:
He's nice to everybody, shows up on time, learns his lines, doesn't problematically drink or do drugs.
Rings
I spent my late growing up years (after some stints in Australia and Switzerland and elsewhere) in what we would now call the exurbs but they aren't exurbs anymore. I mean, they are, sort of, but now they're more suburbs of the suburbs, which is to say suburbs without an urb.
The traffic is...intense. I don't mean rush hour traffic on the commute to the urb. That has long been true. I mean everywhere. All those country lanes that grew up to be paved roads and then...couldn't grow up anymore. They're just clogged. That cute bridge is now backed up constantly. No one seems to understand that maybe an additional traffic light would be good? Those 4 way stops are not.
I laugh at people who say driving in the city is hard. First, you don't have to drive. Second, yes, driving in and out of the city is a nightmare. Driving in it? Eh, don't do it, but it isn't hard.
Your Liberal Media
My take on this, is it reflects the rise of Eric and Don Jr as executives at the company, who were more debt averse, having watched their dad go bankrupt by overextended himself. They shifted to a more cash-based business. https://t.co/c0nKhcGiv2
— Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) May 7, 2018
Great piece by @bariweiss https://t.co/JKqe2tvcxI
— Sabrina Tavernise (@stavernise) May 8, 2018
So Basically Murder
Uber has concluded the likely reason why one of its self-driving cars fatally struck a pedestrian earlier this year, according to tech outlet The Information. The car’s software recognized the victim, Elaine Herzberg, standing in the middle of the road, but decided it didn’t need to react right away, the outlet reported, citing two unnamed people briefed on the matter.
This isn't some trolley problem wank, this is just what happens when your concept doesn't work. You have to dial down the safety provisions because otherwise your dumb car is going to be bad. I mean bad in the sense of not being very useful. Killing people is, also, too, bad.
He Died On Teevee
NEW YORK (AP) — President Donald Trump is growing increasingly irritated with lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s frequently off-message media blitz, which has included muddying the waters on hush money paid to porn actress Stormy Daniels and making claims that could complicate the president’s standing in the special counsel’s Russia probe.
Trump has begun questioning whether Giuliani, an old friend and former New York City mayor, should be sidelined from television interviews, according to two people familiar with the president’s thinking but not authorized to speak publicly about private discussions.
Time For Another Blogger Ethics Panel
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt placed a polluted California area on his personal priority list of Superfund sites targeted for “immediate and intense” action after conservative radio and television host Hugh Hewitt brokered a meeting between him and lawyers for the water district that was seeking federal help to clean up the polluted Orange County site.
Monday, May 07, 2018
I'm So Behind On Nerd Things
There Are No Options
I was going to excerpt a bit of this article but it's gibberish because the whole process is gibberish.
DFW
Also he was bad.
Impeach
Dems in the House with subpoena power will make things interesting, but impeachment will never happen (neither the House trial nor certainly not the Senate conviction).
Rudy
Morning Thread
Or so says Giuliani over at the Washington Post.
Sunday, May 06, 2018
They're On Teevee
Pirro had interviewed during transition to be the DAG, and was rebuffed. People around Trump were concerned he would try to appoint her to SCOTUS https://t.co/PbxRohNBbw
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 6, 2018
Old Man Waddles Down The Street
Very inconsiderate of them to put all those tempting subway stops all along the race route.