Thursday, April 30, 2020
Spreading The Plague To Own The Libs
I think we're about ready for a giant alien squid to show up, or something.
Take Your Time
Pelosi says the House is looking at coming back in mid-May. Says the next big bill "will be CARES 2"
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) April 30, 2020
Only 9 weeks after Mitch left town.
All The Time In The World
Oh, Elon
New York (CNN Business)Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk is railing against stay-at-home orders meant to slow the coronavirus pandemic, calling them "fascist" and likening them to "forcibly imprisoning people in their homes" during a Tesla (TSLA) earnings call Wednesday.He's also tweeting out things like HOSPITALS ARE HALF EMPTY which for various reasons (they hopefully are never full, capacity worries have been reduced due to the lockdowns, basically all other nonemergency procedures have been canceled, etc...) is stupid but Elon's gonna Elon.
"I would call it, 'forcibly imprisoning people in their homes' against all their Constitutional rights, in my opinion, and breaking people's freedoms in ways that are horrible and wrong and not why people came to America or built this country," Musk said. "It's an outrage."
"Give people back their goddamn freedom," he added.
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
On The Other Side
Derivatives
But it's still a very high number of new cases. The total cases keep going up, daily, by a lot.
Good luck, Texas!
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
Empty Shelves
Not justifying Trump going about doing everything the worst way, but ensuring an adequate food supply is not in itself a crazy goal. And again, no of course I'm not justifying what will be "lol go back to work and bring your own PPE and try not to die mmmkay."
Protective Gear
President Donald Trump plans to order meat-processing plants to remain open, declaring them critical infrastructure as the nation confronts growing disruptions to the food supply from the coronavirus outbreak, a person familiar with the matter said.Gotta keep the cruise ships running and the hambergers flowing.
Trump plans to use the Defense Production Act to order the companies to stay open during the pandemic, and the government will provide additional protective gear for employees as well as guidance, according to the person.
Trump signaled the executive action at the White House on Tuesday, saying he planned to sign an order aimed at Tyson Foods Inc.’s liability, which had become “a road block” for the company. He didn’t elaborate.
We'll Come Back If There's An Emergency
!!! Hoyer says House will NOT come back on Monday, telling reporters he spoke to the House physician: "We made a judgment that we will not come back next week."
— Emily Cochrane (@ESCochrane) April 28, 2020
The Senate is returning, so LOL.
America's Worst Humans
Another thing about Summers is he's deliberately slick. If you are sure that "Larry said X" at some point, you are likely right, but you will always find something he wrote where he said "not X" or "maybe not X" or "perhaps we should consider Y" so in his own self-promo writings he's rarely solidly for or against anything (though "protecting billionaires from taxation" is usually pretty strong), at least without providing himself an exit hatch.
Now Watch This Drive
Very brave of the NYT to ask questions like "Is this man dangerously stupid?" on (checks notes) the 1193rd day of his presidency. https://t.co/3p6DsGGnyu
— Mass for Shut-ins (is a podcast) (@edburmila) April 27, 2020
Ah, well, nevertheless.
(CNN)President Donald Trump received more than a dozen warnings about the coronavirus outbreak in daily briefings in January and February, but continued to downplay the virus' threat and severity, the Washington Post reported Monday.
Citing current and former US officials, the paper reported that the warnings came in the President's Daily Brief, a summary of intelligence reports from the various agencies, which tracked the virus' proliferation, highlighted China's inaccurate characterization of the disease and its death toll and warned of potential widespread ramifications related to the pandemic.
Officials told the Post that the President, who frequently forgoes the briefings and has become impatient with the summaries of the brief he now receives a couple of times per week, did not seem to absorb the warnings. They added that focused efforts tracking the virus were on par with prior instances of monitoring security threats, including active terrorism and international clashes.
Monday, April 27, 2020
Monday Evening
LOL
New testing blueprint unveiled by WH today says federal government should "act as supplier of last resort" on testing.
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) April 27, 2020
I honestly don't get precisely what the resolution of "being determined to fuck this up as much as possible" and "oh noooes if too many people die maybe Trump won't get re-elected, which is the only reason to care about that particular thing" is.
It's gonna be bad, folks. Mr. Trump, I wish you would take your job seriously! Stop the malarkey!
In a call with governors, Trump suggests some states should reopen schools before the end of the academic year.
President Trump suggested to the nation’s governors on Monday that some should move to reopen their public schools before the end of the academic year, an indication that he is growing impatient with the widespread closures to curb the coronavirus outbreak.
My Big Wet Boy Would Never Abandon Us
Oh, Elon
Tesla management has asked dozens of employees to return to work on Wednesday April 29th in order to resume production at the company’s Fremont, California car plant, according to internal correspondence shared with CNBC.
The call for at least some employees to come back to work full shifts occurred even though local health orders require Tesla to adhere to “minimum basic operations” at that plant until end-of-day May 3. Bloomberg previously reported on the internal messages.
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Can't Stop Won't Stop
Probably gonna do an extra racism tomorrow!
The Hottest Takes
Forcing the wealthy to spend could boomerang. If the wealth tax had been in place a century ago, we would have had more anti-semitism from Henry Ford and a smaller Ford Foundation today.
— Lawrence H. Summers (@LHSummers) October 26, 2019
What If Obama
And so last Friday, the day before Mr. Pence was to speak at the Air Force ceremony in Colorado, Mr. Trump, never one to be upstaged, abruptly announced that he would, in fact, be speaking at West Point.With this kind of thing, there are two questions. If the Democrats had a Lindsey Graham throwing a hissy fit for this kind of stuff, would The Objective News follow suit? That is, are the Democrats just bad at playing this particular game or is the game so rigged against them that they shouldn't bother?
That was news to everyone, including officials at West Point, according to three people involved with or briefed on the event. The academy had been looking at the option of a delayed presidential commencement in June, but had yet to complete any plans. With Mr. Trump’s pre-emptive statement, they are now summoning 1,000 cadets scattered across the country to return to campus in New York, the state that is the center of the outbreak.
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General Williams said in a telephone interview that returning seniors would be tested off-campus for the coronavirus. Those who test negative will then be sent to the school, where they will be monitored for 14 days before graduation. While the campus has enough dormitory rooms for the 1,000 seniors, General Williams said that he was still deciding whether seniors would share bedrooms on their return.
Also, should they play this game?
This is actually something that matters, not just the usual fake scandal of the day, though it has the trappings of the kind of fake scandal which would have proven Obama Hates The Troops And America And Wants Us All To Die Probably Because Of Kenyan Anti-Colonial Sentiment. But, again, this actually is a big deal, and not just "Obama did salute badly" or some shit.
Saturday, April 25, 2020
Saturday Evening
Win The Day
All that being said I remain of the mind that the logic of risk aversion—or at least this much risk aversion—is not persuasive. Trump is getting people killed. There are things he’s doing and that he’s done that voters have a right to know about before they go to the polls, even if investigating them might “look political.” (If you think that Democrats aren’t overly driven by a fear of “looking political” here’s Nancy Pelosi telling Chris Hayes that her advisers didn’t want her to say Trump’s failed coronavirus response has killed people because it “looked political.”)
Not looking political (or trying not to look political) might be winning the day in November election polls, but it’s a terrible fit for the moment. This crisis, by its nature, keeps giving rise to new ones. First the country faced the task of containing a virus. Then suddenly we had to keep the economy propped up while the public entered isolation. Then we realized the act of voting in person would create intolerable risks. Then the United States Postal Service was on the brink of failure, and state budgets collapsed. What began as demands that Democrats fight corporate bailouts and help workers quickly grew into demands that they protect the election by including absentee voting requirements as the condition of emergency legislation, and now includes the imperative to rescue the post office and provide direct aid to states so that hundreds of thousands of teachers, cops, and firefighters, don’t lose their jobs and worker pensions don’t get raided. None of this can be done without playing hardball with Republicans, which can’t be done without “looking political”—which may explain why we’ve gotten nowhere, and why you need a crowbar to unclench your jaw.
I generally disagree with their favorite strategy of hoping the Republicans set themselves on fire at just the right moment and then tripping over the finish line, but I'll admit that if your only goal is to win elections it does sometimes work. But the habit of running from the most important issues of the day has a nasty pattern of facilitating the deaths of numerous people, or at least not making clear that you were solidly against those deaths when the reckoning arrives. And it isn't clearly an electoral strategy with a very good winning record over the past couple of decades.
People are dying, the country is collapsing (I know I can be gloomy but I am not usually pessimistic like this), and strangely the way to do politics is by doing politics and the people tasked with doing politics are called politicians. Really weird.
Keep Fucking That Chicken
There is no evidence that sunlight, bleach or any disinfectant can cure coronavirus in the body https://t.co/xEd0nztSIZ
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 25, 2020
But maybe with some clinical trials we'll find some!
The thing is, this isn't the Times being OBJECTIVE and refusing to take a stand, this is the Times granting limitless authority to people in power. If I call up the Times and say, "drinking bleach cures the virus," they don't run a piece saying, "some say bleach drinking cures the virus." If enough people call them up and say that, they assign a reporter to cover "the crazy conspiracy on the internet." But if one powerful person joins up, then they have to Take It Seriously.
It is not a way to inform readers. It is a way to privilege power. And power has enough of that without the Times providing an assist.
Friday, April 24, 2020
Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
We've deleted an earlier tweet and updated a sentence in our article that implied that only "some experts" view the ingestion of household disinfectants as dangerous. To be clear, there is no debate on the danger.
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 24, 2020
"Implied"
Run Straight Into The Virus
In this week’s poll, 72% believe moving too quickly to loosen the stay-at-home orders is a greater threat to the country than moving too slowly, and 86% think social distancing and stay-at-home orders are responsible policies. And if restrictions were lifted tomorrow, some 80% say they are unlikely to go out to public places that are likely to draw crowds.
The Paper Of Record
Stop giving this fucking money newspaper. It's long loved killing people, but usually mostly foreigners.
Yes I know there are OTHER things in the paper that are good, but all news is subordinate to the political desk these days. I don't know why.
Some Experts
At a White House briefing, President Trump theorized — dangerously, in the view of some experts — about the powers of sunlight, ultraviolet light and household disinfectants to kill the coronavirus https://t.co/cm6fyxqQ0O
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 24, 2020
Stop giving money to this fucking paper.
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Genius
President Trump is asking whether there can be some sort of disinfectant injection, "almost a cleaning," in people's bodies to fight the coronavirus.
— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) April 23, 2020
"It would be interesting to check that," he said.
He added, "The whole concept of the light. That's pretty powerful."
Can't wait to see how the New York Times writes this one up. "PRESIDENT RECOMMENDS INNOVATIVE NEW TREATMENT."
Never Tweet
In a series of tweets on March 12, Caputo responded to a baseless conspiracy theory that the United States brought the coronavirus to Wuhan, China, by tweeting that "millions of Chinese suck the blood out of rabid bats as an appetizer and eat the ass out of anteaters."
He followed up at another user, "Don't you have a bat to eat?" and tweeted at another user named, "You're very convincing, Wang."
Pretty Pictures
"I'm not sure it's easy to think about an initial claims number as either good or bad, because we can't yet see whether this is an unusually deep downturn or an unusually rapid one." - Justin Wolfers, Real Live Economist, April 2, 2020.
"drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not," - dril, May 9, 2014.
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." - Shakespeare, Hamlet.
V SHAPED RECOVERY
It took 6 years to return to anything close to "normal" from The Great Recession, and that was a simple situation (really, it was, that it was BIG didn't make it complicated) that they (mostly "the good guys") totally fucked up and then patted themselves on the back for a job well done. Tim Geithner, savior of the world!
The Great Recession was pothole and this is the Grand Canyon. Better get used to your trash trucks not coming.
Thursday Is New Jobless Day
Let's again debate the income eligibility for the one time $1200 checks.
Heads Trump Wins, Tails You Lose
President Donald Trump said Wednesday he "strongly disagrees" with Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp's decision to allow businesses like barbershops and nail salons to reopen, a day after he praised him during the White House briefing.[3 weeks later]
"I told the governor of Georgia, Brian Kemp, that I disagree strongly with his decision to open certain facilities," Trump said at his daily coronavirus briefing Wednesday. "But at the same time, he must do what he thinks is right. I want him to do what he thinks is right. But I disagree with him on what he's doing."
"That governor, a Democrat, really screwed up."
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
Nothing's Funny
Maybe worth considering chloroquine for C19 https://t.co/LEYob7Jofr
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 16, 2020
At least a few people now know that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are pretty much the same person. Decent chance the magical mystery cure went, at least indirectly, from Musk to Trump.
But Mah Au Pair
Brian Kilmeade on the temporary immigration ban: "You mentioned yesterday the au pair, Ainsley, for middle class families, they're going to be allowed to come because they allow people like you to be able to work ... he's showing he's not tone deaf" pic.twitter.com/hbzClSpIBL
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 22, 2020
We'll Find Out
Speaker 17: (47:33)Translation: if everything goes to hell in Georgia, I never knew this man, a Democrat I think, who did the opposite of what I told him.
And Mr. President, what do you say to the concerns like Georgia is opening up barber shops and bowling alleys and the like, and you saw Lindsey Graham is saying he’s concerned that Georgia may be going too far too fast and it could affect people in South Carolina. Obviously people travel back and forth between states. How do you protect the people of South Carolina for example, from a potentially bad decision by a governor in Georgia?
Donald Trump: (47:57)
So he’s a very capable man. He knows what he’s doing. He’s done a very good job as Governor, Georgia, and by the way, and South Carolina, Governor McMaster also. So you have two very capable people we’re going to find out. And in fact I’m scheduled to speak to the Governor of Georgia in a little while, but we’ll find out.
Gerontocracy
But not a good start really.
Shalala spokesperson Carlos Condarco told me that “the Congresswoman has filed all the necessary disclosures required under the STOCK Act,” and that the House Ethics Committee could direct me to proof of the disclosures. But the Ethics Committee doesn’t handle STOCK Act disclosures and PTRs; that’s the domain of the House Clerk.Narrator: the Congresswoman has not filed all the necessary disclosures.
So Donna Shalala's office, after insisting to me yesterday that she definitely, totally disclosed all stock sales she made in 2019, admitted to her hometown paper that she, well, didn't. https://t.co/Q8MEXoE1J6
— David Dayen (@ddayen) April 22, 2020
While her name is familiar, it's important to remember that Shalala is a part of this Congress's freshman class, and not someone pulling rank because of seniority.
Excess Deaths
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
I Didn't Do It
What Are They Hoping For
Fundraiser Day 5!
Thanks so much!
Killing People Because President Deals Has A Hunch And A Dream
A malaria drug widely touted by President Donald Trump for treating the new coronavirus showed no benefit in a large analysis of its use in U.S. veterans hospitals. There were more deaths among those given hydroxychloroquine versus standard care, researchers reported.Good thing Pelosi's House is hard at work.
The nationwide study was not a rigorous experiment. But with 368 patients, it’s the largest look so far of hydroxychloroquine with or without the antibiotic azithromycin for COVID-19, which has killed more than 171,000 people as of Tuesday.
But My Cheap Labor
Ainsley Earhardt is concerned about Trump's temporary immigration ban because her au pair is an immigrant: "Many families rely on child care from other countries ... hopefully the president will roll out a plan and we'll all be informed" pic.twitter.com/7OkUrBfdKX
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 21, 2020
Just For One Day
The "compassionate conservatism" stuff was mostly bullshit, though even George Bush passed a big Medicare expansion, if not exactly one liberals would have preferred. Granny Starver Paul Ryan (with an assist from Ezra) could pretend to give a shit every now and then.
Monday, April 20, 2020
Gyms
#BREAKING: Georgia @GovKemp announces that the following businesses can reopen this Friday...
— Niles Edward Francis (@NilesGApol) April 20, 2020
Gyms
Fitness centers
Bowling Alleys
Body Arch Studios
Barber shops
Cosmetologists
Hair designers
Nail salons
Massage therapists
Take Him Seriously Then Pretend It Didn't Happen
Oh and people are dying and he's been lying a lot about that but lol apparently, actually, NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS.
Fundraising Day 4!!!
(joke I'm not threatening to go away)
Thanks to all!
Did You Hear Donald Trump Was Bad?
And the Celestial Hall Monitors aren't going to do it either. People regularly complain that the press should emphasize something they aren't, such as TRUMP STEALING MEDICAL SUPPPLIES. And they're right. The press is fully capable of choosing to give flood the zone coverage even if a political actor isn't pushing them to do it. But there's a reason Lindsey Graham does a daily hissy fit, and why any time anything happens Republicans screech. They make sure the press talks about what they want to talk about that day.
I don't know why Joe Biden wants to center the discussion in China. Every DC Brain (morning Joseph) went swoony swoony over that racist ad. But racism aside, I mean, oh wow, China's government is corrupt, dishonest, and incompetent! What must it be like, to have such a government! I'm certainly not going to vote for Xi in November now!
And it isn't just about November. We need a bit more leadership about today. People are, like, dying, and the news isn't going to be much better 2 months from now or 4 months from now, even if precisely why the news is bad will change somewhat.
There Are Fine People On Both Sides
Everyone just agrees not to look over there, because no one wants to see the monster in the corner.
Big Gets Bigger
And round 2 will do the same. And none if it matters because every municipality in the country is going to be out of money soon.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
I Tweet Myself
For better or worse some dems risked their lives to vote in wisconsin but that is less interesting as an expresion of democracy to your colleagues than some paid psychos trying to kill everyone on behalf of billionaires
— Crewman Number Guy (@Atrios) April 18, 2020
Ignore the typo (you're used to that by now).
It Is Quite Likely That Some Of Our Faves Are Implicated
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi chose her friend, freshman Congresswoman Donna Shalala (D-FL).
This is a stunning selection. Shalala, according to sources, had no interest in the job. She has no expertise in the financial industry or the Fed. The two committees that would prepare you for this position are Financial Services and Oversight (Porter sits on both). Shalala sits on Education and Labor and Rules. She’s on the early childhood education subcommittee, so if that ever comes up in discussing the Fed’s corporate bond or high-yield ETF purchases we’re in good shape.
Yes, Shalala was Health and Human Services Secretary. In her public statement, Pelosi highlights that, saying Shalala will “ensure that this historic coronavirus relief package is being used wisely and efficiently to protect the lives and livelihoods of the American people, and not be exploited by profiteers and price-gougers.”
But the oversight panel has nothing to do with public health or the pandemic. It’s supposed to examine Federal Reserve lending programs and whether they are assisting the public in economic stabilization and job recovery. These are deliberately complex programs that require for oversight someone with a passing familiarity with the financial system and corporate America. The only expertise Shalala has in all that comes from all the stocks she owns.
FUNDRAISER DAY 3
First They Came For The Hot Takers
One problem with "journalism" in this country is the people and institutions which do the least of what we think of as "vital journalism" are the most compensated (generally). Even the hot take system rewards people who have basically the same hot take as everybody else. Sure there's a bit of yelling on cable news, but we're all friends in the Green Room. I used to joke "From the [old] New Republic to the Free Republic" with the joke being they aren't very different! But local journalism and investigative journalism (and LOCAL INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM) are really the important things that we are increasingly going without. We don't really need a shouty discussion about whether Maggie is being too mean to Trump or vice versa (so sad when Mom and Dad fight). And when I see prominent journalists getting performatively weepy about this stuff, I think about how national outlets regularly rip off local outlets with minimal or no credit. Just re-report the story! NYT SCOOP!!!!
Still this latest series of events (and, again, to some degree it is accelerating the inevitable) is coming for some of the Hot Takers. Clicks don't matter if there are no ads!
(the joke is they came for the hot takers last)
Gotta Get More Racist
And that isn't even the only problem with the ad that all the usual DC brains love.
Donald Trump left our country unprepared and unprotected for the worst public health and economic crisis in our lifetime — and now we're paying the price. pic.twitter.com/aCxcqQqUqw
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 18, 2020
What are we going to talk about today, Brain? Same thing we talk about every day, Pinky, whatever Trump and Republicans and Conservative Media want us to talk about.
Saturday, April 18, 2020
FUNDRAISER DAY 2
So many bad decisions killed the good stuff on the internet. I still can't believe that after being conned about 5 previous times by completely bullshit advertising metrics from facebook, so many sites committed suicide by firing all their reporters and hiring one guy with an iphone to make Cool Videos and then wondered why the bazillions facebook promised never materialized. Everybody who had ever seen the internet told them this was stupid, but they did it anyway.
The old internet was pretty good!
Are They Doing All They Can Do
Keep it simple stupid is always good advice. It's life or death at the moment.
Planet Musk
That was March 14 and the genesis of a project designed as a showcase for British innovation and self-reliance, likened to the production of Spitfire fighter aircraft in the second world war.We can't separate the marks from the con men anymore because they're all fucking idiots.
But what emerged was a procurement programme insiders say was plagued by disjointed thinking that sent volunteer, non-specialist manufacturers down the wrong track, designing products clinicians and regulators so far deemed largely unsuitable for treating Covid-19 patients.
...
Work on a specification for manufacturers had started on March 13. An early draft seen by the FT included a link to a YouTube video. It was a tutorial on the Manley Blease “pneumatically-powered” ventilator first designed in 1961 but which, as the narrator concludes, has been “consigned to the history books”.
...
Among the contenders singled out after presentations to the MHRA on March 27 were two consortiums: BlueSky, which partnered the Red Bull and Renault Formula 1 motor racing teams, and OxVent, an Oxford university venture with Smith & Nephew.
Other projects included a collaboration between Dyson and Cambridge-based medical technology consultancy TTP. It faced a setback after being told that more sophisticated devices were needed rather than the initially requested mobile field ventilators, according to a person aware of the matter.
Because Journalists Forever Pretend Not To Understand
It's one of those "everyone knows it and everyone involved pretends not to notice" things.
Friday, April 17, 2020
Death Cult
NEW: Trump campaign tells @ABC News they're still planning rallies this year with POTUS amid pandemic
— Will Steakin (@wsteaks) April 17, 2020
Experts warn it should wait until “later part of 2021”
Aides have discussed holding rallies in states that are deemed low risk w @KFaulders @benychttps://t.co/gLAO2xsNAd
I suspect it won't happen, but...
It's So Easy
Better Not Turn Over Those Rocks
Everything Breaks
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
And There Goes The Internet
DILLER, on @CNBC: "At Expedia, we spend $5 billion in advertising every year. We won't spend ONE billion this year. .. You just writ that across everything, there you are."$EXPE
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 16, 2020
To a great degree this is just "accelerating a trend" as they say, but the ad-supported internet is gonna be mostly dead. A lot of reasons for that but the simplest story is that google and facebook and amazon ate it all, and is true enough. Amazon's slashing their affiliate commissions (which were actually generous for a long time), facebook has never "shared" revenue except for with big media sites they kept conning (remember the pivot to video! heckuva job, website CEOs), and google is less and less focused on their "run ads on other sites" model daily.
I postponed my SPRING FUNDRAISING FUNSTRAVAGANZA last month for the obvious reasons, but life goes on. Been shifting away from ad revenue to reader revenue steadily for years and there isn't going to be much of the former anymore. So if this is fun for you and keeps you entertained consider giving me some of your NPR or cocktail or fancy night out money or whatever. Mostly this is fun, but occasionally we save the world just a little bit. Big donations, small donations, recurring donations, it's all good. The dream of everyone who has ever had a site is always "if everyone who reads regularly just pays a little bit..." which remains true. Your charity budget and "gotta keep yourself alive" budget should go to those things, but that movie theater ticket money isn't getting spent at the moment.
And happy blogiversary to us all, and to all a happy blogiversary!
18 effing years.
Strong And Weak
What they're saying: The DNC's War Room writes in the memo that it's an understatement to call Trump weak on China and that he "rolled over in a way that has been catastrophic for our country" and "put himself and his political fortunes first."A sensible rethink of everything China that has been largely a bipartisan thing for 2 decades is in order, but arguing about who has the biggest balls on the issue is not really the right thing at the moment. Also Trump is killing people and stealing all the money so, "Nuh-huh Biden is way tougher on the chi-coms than Trump!!!!" is...not the way to go.
These issue are always:
But Dems are desperate to prove they are The Real Tough Guys which they usually do by appointing GOP Daddies to all the Tough Guy positions. I know this makes no sense, but...
...and what pareene said:
Hits the rare Democratic Messaging Trifecta of being narratively incoherent, irrelevant to normal people's lives, and reinforcing of the dominant themes of the opponent's campaign https://t.co/KCblfERUxK
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) April 17, 2020
Thursday, April 16, 2020
Dday Gets Results
USAA, the large bank that primarily serves veterans and military members, has changed its policy and will no longer be using emergency CARES Act payments to offset existing debts from individuals. The bank will return all money confiscated from customers under the old policy, including Carrie, the woman whose family lost $3,400 to USAA when their CARES Act payment was placed into an account they thought was closed.
Got To Get On With The Show
For She's Lived It Ten Times Or More
Robot Chicken Frightener
New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, interviewed on Tim Russert’s CNBC show (7/22/06), mentioned that he had been asked if there was any free trade agreement he would oppose. “I said, ‘No, absolutely not,’” Friedman related. “I said, ‘You know what, sir? I wrote a column supporting the CAFTA, the Caribbean Free Trade initiative. I didn’t even know what was in it. I just knew two words: free trade.” Friedman wasn’t kidding—as David Sirota pointed out (Huffington Post, 7/25/06), he wasn’t even aware that the “CA” in CAFTA stands for “Central American,” not “Caribbean.” Russert, for his part, didn’t even pose a follow-up question in response to a major media figure’s admission that he uses his influential position to promote policies that he doesn’t bother to actually learn anything about.You could extend that to anything. Tom Friedman knows nothing about nothing anymore, if he ever did. Probably in 2006 he actually felt the need, occasionally, to have a researcher dish up something useful, and now he just spits out whatever random words dance across his brain mush. Not many people know this, but Tom Friedman and Donald Trump are pretty similar!
More generally, know-nothings for years embraced and marketed what we used to call "the Washington consensus" and now we call "neoliberal bullshit," mostly because all the cool (rich, powerful) kids did. They mostly didn't know or care what the actual policies were or what the consequences would be. The Economist said it was a good idea, must be true!
The good news is that we're probably past the era when anyone says, "wow, did you see that Tom Friedman column? he made some good points!" Well, not necessarily. Probably Andrea Mitchell still thinks that. Maybe even Morning Joseph.
Contemplating the mafia of the mediocre who have ruled our discourse for so long. Really Trump is them, except he doesn't know which salad fork to use and he doesn't understand that when you want to put much of the population into the wood chipper, you don't actually say you want to put much of the population into the wood chipper. Just babble some neoliberal gibberish.
Thursday Is New Jobless Day
Sounds like a lot. Gotta get some tax advantaged savings plans for these people, quick.
And Scene
The way things are looking right now, the world will soon be flooded with excess ventilators. Even NY is giving them away!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 16, 2020
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
I'm Not A Public Health Expert, But I Play One On The Internet
Even The Big Wet Boy Admits It's Real, Sort Of, Maybe, Sometimes
Rules Are Made To Be Exploited By People Who Have People To Do That
Democrats are not powerless. Supergenius superlegislator extraordinaire YASS KWEEN can do no wrong Nancy Pelosi runs the House of Representatives. And boy did they fuck this one up. And they are dumb and will continue to be dumb and while I don't think yelling at them on the internet is likely to help it's more likely to help than making jokes about my sweet big wet boy Donald Drumpf.
Florida Man
"People have been starved for content ... we're watching, like, reruns from the early 2000s," Gov. Ron DeSantis says of his bizarre decision to classify live pro wrestling shows as an "essential service" during a deadly pandemic pic.twitter.com/rWeCOJKkh2
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 14, 2020
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Now I Know This Is A Simulated Reality Made Just For Me
New Jersey is opening a virus testing site at the enormous & empty American Dream mega-mall that never opened its stores.
— Kim Bhasin (@KimBhasin) April 14, 2020
It was supposed to unveil hundreds of shops and a water park back in March, but those plans were pushed back. Now it'll be used for something very different.
Oh, Elon
It seemed like miraculous news at a moment when the state was desperately searching for ventilators to help save critical coronavirus patients. But was it true?BPAP machines might have some use but there isn't actually a shortage of them (go order yourself one if you wish!). Nothing miraculous about a rich guy bulk buying some machines that aren't even hard to find. ELON MUSK, ENGINEERING SUPERGENIUS, is not a real thing, and politicians really should stop falling for his bullshit.
Newsom’s office now says Musk was supposed to deliver the ventilators directly to hospitals. So far, however, the governor’s office says no California hospital has received them.
It’s also not clear whether Musk actually has any ventilators to give. A report by the Financial Times’ Alphaville column revealed that Musk had purchased Bilevel Positive Airway Pressure (BPAP) machines, which he then plastered with Tesla stickers and shipped to New York.
LOL
This week, the $1,200 CARES Act payments Congress approved in response to the coronavirus crisis will begin to appear in Americans’ bank accounts. The funds will be wired to eligible recipients who previously authorized the IRS to post their refunds (or Social Security payments) through direct deposit. This will speed relief far more quickly than having the IRS mail a check, which could take up to five months.
But the money may not make it into the hands of those who need it to pay bills, buy food, or just survive amid mass unemployment and widespread suffering. Individuals might first have to fend off their own bank, which has just been given the power to seize the $1,200 payment and use it to pay off outstanding debt.
Congress did not exempt CARES Act payments from private debt collection, and the Treasury Department has been reluctant to exempt them through its rulemaking authority. This means that individuals could see their payments transferred from their hands into the hands of their creditors, potentially leaving them with nothing.
The Truth Is, They Aren't Very Bright
But the governor continued to resist. Instead, she used a media briefing Monday to announce trials of a drug that President Trump has repeatedly touted as a potential breakthrough in the fight against the coronavirus, despite a lack of scientific evidence.Some people are just wired for hierarchy, I guess. They're rich and powerful so they must be supergeniuses and I must obey them.
“It’s an exciting day,” she boasted, repeatedly citing her conversations with presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner.
Referees, I Would Like To Appeal That Ruling
But the opposition party needs to oppose. You can't expect the neutral moderators, especially given our dumb conventions of journalism, to do the work for you. Maybe I've missed Dems trying to get on teeve, or Biden trying to do a regular response, or whatever, and being shut out, but if they aren't willing to step up, Wolf Blitzer ain't gonna do it for them.
Monday, April 13, 2020
Everything Is Fine
barring a what now https://t.co/uZ61Qr0aAR
— Brooke Jarvis (@brookejarvis) April 13, 2020
GONNA OPEN BIG! THE BIGGEST EVER!
Even if we imagine that he starts demanding governments rescind mandatory closure orders, and that they obey, what do they - my big wet president, all the assholes who support this idea - think people are going to do? Sure some more businesses will open and sure some more people will be forced to go back to work or be officially fired, or whatever, but there is no magic "go back to normal" order. Sensible people who can are going to stay home as much as possible, as they are now.
Mafia of the Medicore
I just point and laugh these days because the people who rule us are stupid, and I don't just mean the Trump inner circle. I am stupid, also, too, as I said, but I don't run the damn country or think I should.
Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
I know picking on Democrats annoys some people but, you know, they're the people "we" put in power to use power and, well...
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Freed Boris
In the black comedy version of this dumb novel, he died.
In the redemption story version, after being confronted by the 3 Ghosts of Corona, he becomes a better and more caring man, suddenly aware of his great responsibility for the lives of millions.
In reality, probably... nothing much changes. Man gets sick, man gets better.
You Have To Admit They Have A Point
Everyone's gonna claim to love the post office now, but destroying it wasn't just a conservative thing!
There's a legal term related to consumer product use, particularly cars, called "predictable abuse." If you make something that people are inevitably going to use in an unsafe fashion by virtue of its design, it doesn't matter what your instructions say. It's on you. "Don't throw a lawn dart straight up in the air." Sure.
The same is true with a lot of policy.
Why don't we privatize the post office!
[post office privatized, not so bad maybe]
[conservatives come to power, destroy post office after trying to sabotage it for decades]
I didn't mean like that! ah, well, nevertheless.
Monkeysphere
Then there are the MAGAheads who were missing their two for one happy hour deals at Chili's, or whatever. I don't understand. 2% chance of killing yourself or your loved ones with each visit! Gotta have some reheated frozen food and a Coors Light. This is America!
I know, they don't have any loved ones.
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Saturday Evening
Days Go By
As Long As Other People Die
Love the human interest angle of this Times hed. Hope the guy gets through this OK! pic.twitter.com/WqzBTIF7iW
— Chase Madar (@ChaseMadar) April 11, 2020
...(edited a bit, never blog on the phone)
Friday, April 10, 2020
Here's An Idea
Everything's Alright
White House trade adviser Peter Navarro publicly said Americans had "nothing to worry about" while he privately warned the White House that the coronavirus pandemic could cost trillions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of American lives.My real concern is that at some future date, when restaurants are open, some people might see Mr. Navarro in one of them and be a bit mean to him. That would be uncivil.
Time Keeps On Ticking
To tell a very simple story, in the financial crisis a bunch of money went poof, largely in the banking system, when the housing bubble popped. They fixed that by just replacing all the money the banks lost. That was the easiest thing in the world to do, bailing out rich people, and it's what they all pat themselves on the back for doing. "Rich people lost all the money and we gave it all back to them. Genius! I deserve some kind of award."
The second part was the extreme drop in wealth for normal people due to the collapsing housing bubble and the cascading recession effects subsequently. The stimulus bill didn't do nothing about that, but it didn't do nearly enough, and combined with the deliberate plan not to help people who couldn't pay their mortgages, but to simply extend their agony, ensured an extended recession. That was the slightly harder bit, and they did a horrible job, somewhat deliberately. You can argue that Benevolent Dictator Obama would have done a somewhat better job if he had been unconstrained by any other considerations, but he would not have done a much better job. They had a big slush fund to help people that they didn't even spend!
But now we don't have an "oops the banks lost all the money" crisis. We have a "the country is shut down for 3 months crisis." And while we will never let rich people lose their money, it doesn't even really solve any part of the problem right now. Sure maybe keeping the financial system alive is necessary, if by design, but it's like spending all the money keeping the transhipment center open, and its owners rich, as the trucks stop showing up entirely.
Morning Thread
Thursday, April 09, 2020
Everybody's Hurting
Here's a group that was new to me, probably to you all as well.
Emma's Revolution
via Power Pop.
The New Normal
There were 6.6M new UI claims, bringing the 3 week total to around 17M.
— Arindrajit Dube (@arindube) April 9, 2020
These are staggering numbers.
But for many of these workers, jobs are on a pause, not destroyed. And we are providing recipients with much more generous UI benefits during this pause, which is good.
The numbers aren't precisely comparable, but there have been 16 million new jobless claims in the past 3 weeks and the total net job losses during The Great Recession were... 8.7 million. If we're gonna just take a little break and then go back to our old lives, how come it took 6 years to get back to the beginning during the Great Recession? It is true that, contrary to the myths made by the people who did it, the policy response was sadistic and disastrous. Solving the Great Recession should have been easy (if not painless), but some people needed to suffer for the sins of bankers, and so they did. It was actually an easy problem and they failed spectacularly.
This is a hard problem. A much harder problem. And I do not think the people currently in charge are likely to be either smarter or more well-intentioned.
A few weeks away from blaming unemployment on the unemployed. It'll start on Fox and in the WSJ but spread everywhere.
Not Just That
I don't know if my specific cunning plans are the best ones. Simpler. Faster. More. You can claw it back later if you want.
Everything Goes
People can't spend money on things even if they want to, many people can't afford to just pay the basic bills, some portion of everyone losing their jobs are losing their health insurance (and many of the rest didn't have it), state and local governments are gonna have to shut down basic services soon.
Huzzah.
Just take the last 6 months of tax withholding from IRS data. All of it. And refund it into accounts.
Wednesday, April 08, 2020
New York Exceptionalism
For many days after the first positive test, as the coronavirus silently spread throughout the New York region, Mr. Cuomo, Mr. de Blasio and their top aides projected an unswerving confidence that the outbreak would be readily contained."France doesn't even have a machine that goes ping," he added.
There would be cases, they repeatedly said, but New York’s hospitals were some of the best in the world. Plans were in place. Responses had been rehearsed during “tabletop” exercises. After all, the city had been here before — Ebola, Zika, the H1N1 virus, even Sept. 11.
“Excuse our arrogance as New Yorkers — I speak for the mayor also on this one — we think we have the best health care system on the planet right here in New York,” Mr. Cuomo said on March 2. “So, when you’re saying, what happened in other countries versus what happened here, we don’t even think it’s going to be as bad as it was in other countries.”
Rent Strike
Staples recently informed landlords that it will not pay April rents for its U.S. stores, even though the locations remain open, Axios has learned.
Why it matters: Commercial landlords are stuck in a tightening vise, forgiving or deferring payments from shuttered tenants while still needing to meet their own mortgage obligations.
Staples, whose private equity owner Sycamore Partners took out a $1 billion dividend last year, is only making a bad situation worse.
A billion dollars worth of avocado toasts.
The Art Of The Deals
But my point is not to argue about which of these things is corrupt, illegal, or just politics. My point is that most politicians spend their careers living in this world of "compromise" where those compromises are always just a little bit dirty, at minimum. Only certain types of people can handle that. Only certain kinds of people like that.
Public Space
Unless lockdown is such that people are really locked down, if people are "allowed" to go outside for reasons, including a bit of sanity, police should rarely be spending any of their time policing any but the most extreme (A big party!) behavior violations. If cops have time to harass individuals, they have the time to figure out policies that make sense from a collective experience. Iif parks are too crowded, you can meter entrance, you can set up one way paths, you can close the basketball court but keep the rest open, etc. You know, you can do what supermarkets have figured out.
Powerful people want to blame the public for their own flaws. Blaming people for being victims of an epidemic is not unfamiliar.
The policing of individuals has also been intensely worrying. A Sky News camera crew followed Brighton and Hove police as they admonished members of the public for various perceived flouting of the rules. Most worrying was their aggressive treatment of an older man, sat alone on a bench, far from anyone. A policewoman was filmed marching up and demanding that he keep moving. He was in pain, he explained, as he had sciatica and was resting in the middle of a walk. The police officer dismissed this: the public must be moving at all times, a detail that is not explicitly present in any of the guidelines issued by the government or public health bodies. It’s worrying: if the police are becoming draconian in their interpretation of the rules and attacking anyone sitting outside alone, they’ll very quickly make life miserable for people with disabilities or those recovering from injuries, as well as pregnant women and older members of the public.
Much of the backlash amongst the public comes from people who’ve been merrily tweeting about their own gardens, wilfully ignoring the fact not everyone has outdoor space, and that we’re all desperate for fresh air. Worse still is the trend of going to a park, and then filming or photographing members of the public, denouncing them for being outside in the ‘correct’ way. It assumes that people who are sat down or playing sports are not from the same household, or worse, that they shouldn’t be sat down at all.
Tuesday, April 07, 2020
Oh Kimbal
At Next Door, the community-oriented, “sustainable” restaurant chain owned by billionaire Kimbal Musk, workers were told they were part of a family.
Not a family as wealthy as Musk’s ― the self-proclaimed philanthropist and restaurateur, known for his signature cowboy hat, is the younger brother of multibillionaire Tesla founder Elon Musk. But workers at Next Door did have something called the Family Fund. A pool of money they contributed to out of their paychecks, the fund was supposed to be there for them in times of crisis.
Then a crisis hit. And the Family Fund wasn’t there for them at all.
Happy Hour
Christ, What An Asshole
Washington (CNN)Acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly has submitted his resignation a day after a leaked audio showed him calling the ousted commander of the USS Theodore Roosevelt "stupid" in an address to the ship's crew, according to a US official and a former senior military official.
Biden Time
Probably makes sense for them, if not us, much of the time, but there's some stuff going on right now...
First They Came For Rich Elite Journalists
Have just watched Trump’s treatment of a fine reporter, Jon Karl. Trump is plumbing new depths of incivility, rudeness, absolutely intolerable behavior. When will Republicans have the courage to ask: “Have you no decency, sir?” https://t.co/Nd7bbrRpiE
— Nicholas Burns (@RNicholasBurns) April 7, 2020
Oh shut the fuck up. Jon Karl is rich and powerful and Trump being rude to him is not "plumbing new depths." I mean, Trump's been a lot ruder to other less powerful and usually women and minority journalists all along, but even they are generally not the most sympathetic victims of My President's "gauche" behavior. Especially at this precise moment in time, I think one can see some other problems more pressing than "oh no Trump was mean to Jon Karl." Journalists of his stature have ways to "fight back" - both individually and collectively - but lol they don't actually care.
Not Sure If Flailing Incompetence Is Better Than Competent Evil
Do you know whether their diagnosis at the moment is that he does have pneumonia?Anyway, you don't need to be in a hospital to get oxygen. An ICU isn't magic box. It has a few more machines that go ping, and some easily accessible emergency equipment, most notably a ventilator. They're claiming he didn't get any oxygen until yesterday (sure, francis), and is in the ICU but not on a ventilator (certainly possibly true!), and they don't know if he has pneumonia (certainly false that they don't know!).
I’m not aware of that. If there’s any change in his condition, Number 10, will ensure that the country is updated. The decisions that are being made by the medical team, are decisions which require medical expertise, so it’s important that people like me don’t second guess them, but instead support them in the work that they do.
...since I wrote this they are now definitively saying he doesn't have pneumonia, but...