Since I suppose we can still laugh at the guy, Trump is claiming that that he didn't flee to the White House bunker because he had to, but just to take a look around.
I don't spent a lot of time around kids, but when I do I am always amazed/amused by their hilariously stupid lies/excuses for stuff they do. I know there's no way to convince them, but I really do just want to say, "You know, when you do that, we know. We always know. We aren't as dumb as you are."
