Monday, August 31, 2020

Tuesday even more Monday Night

Rock on.

Monday Night

Rock on.

Nobody Could Have Predicted


Happy Hour Thread

Figure we're about 3 weeks away from another undeniable uptick in case counts.

I'm sorry, this was the happy hour thread!

Punching Up Punching Down

I find that you can learn way too much about someone, or about institutions, by observing whether they are likely to punch or punch down, or somewhat more generally, sympathize with those in power versus the mostly powerless who occasionally manage to make a bit of good trouble. You know, do you sympathize more with the senator who gets yelled at in the restaurant or the kids that senator puts in cages? Are you more worried about the rich racist, or the college students who get mad at the rich racist? Are the feelings of the person who denies the humanity of African-Americans, and his right to get paid lots of money to do so, more important than the lives he helps to ruin and the systems of Apartheid he helps to perpetuate? Should oil lobbyists have an equal voice, or usually greater, than the millions of lives they damage with environmental poisoning?

This is not an especially novel or smart point, but when it comes to members of the press, or the organizations they work for, it's a more useful framework than the liberal/conservative one.

What A Country

Everything works just as it should.
All of this provides plenty of reason to worry, but we now come to perhaps the most troubling development of all. President Schlissel said he is guided by U-M’s values as a public institution. But when the decision was made to reopen, U-M’s Board of Regents was chaired by one of Ann Arbor’s largest landlords, Ron Weiser — a billionaire Trump megadonor who has given more than $100M to U-M in the last six years. He closed a new $30M gift within days of U-M’s decision to reopen. In one of the biggest conflicts of interest imaginable between public health and private wealth, Weiser’s company McKinley, which he founded and of which he is majority owner, stands to take a financial hit if students didn’t come back and pay rent.

To sum things up, President Schlissel said this would be a “public health informed in-residence semester,” but the public health experts are upset and afraid. Thousands of community members are upset and afraid. And our megadonor landlord regent is satisfied that he’ll profit from the students told to return to campus by President Schlissel.

People will soon begin dying avoidable deaths from COVID-19 and the University will be culpable. Why did it come to this? Thousands of us were shouting warnings and demanding answers all summer, but we were ignored, silenced, made to feel powerless in our isolation.

It Is Never Going To End

Ever.
One of President Trump’s top medical advisers is urging the White House to embrace a controversial “herd immunity” strategy to combat the pandemic, which would entail allowing the coronavirus to spread through most of the population to quickly build resistance to the virus, while taking steps to protect those in nursing homes and other vulnerable populations, according to five people familiar with the discussions.

The administration has already begun to implement some policies along these lines, according to current and former officials as well as experts, particularly with regard to testing.
You are the herd. They are not. They think the herd needs a good culling.

...more.

America's Worst Humans

Andrew Sullivan.

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Sunday Night

Rock on.

America's Worst Members Of Congress

Steve Scalise.

Ah, Well, Nevertheless

I keep returning to the fact that there were a couple of moments when "doing the right thing, or at least, sorta" seemed possible, as the alternatives were too horrible to contemplate.

And then stonks went back up, baby!!!

Sunday Afternoon

Sunday funday.

Kennedy The Protagonist

Not really picking on any individual reporter with this (though in some cases I could!), but I've been struck by the extent to which the Markey-Kennedy primary race has been told as if it was Kennedy's story. Not that reporters are in the tank for him, but that it's all about whether he is up down, and why that is happening, that his (once) projected win is the "norm," and deviations from that narrative are bumps in the road on our hero's quest.

Unseating a sitting senator in a primary is a big deal, and whatever the right way to cover such a race, the incumbent is generally treated in this fashion. Also, too, for those of us who remember the coverage of the Lamont-Lieberman race, this is, uh, a bit jarring.

Vote Markey, massholes.

Make America Great Again, Again, Again

We will get it right this time.

Traveling a bit this morning. Talk amongst yourselves.

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Saturday Night

Rock on.

Speaking Of Cancel Culture

Wow I bet the usual suspects are OUTRAGED by this!!!
Administration officials at the University of Alabama reportedly have ordered the school’s professors to keep quiet about the coronavirus amid an outbreak that infected more than 500 students during the first week of classes.

Faculty in multiple departments said they received emails this week telling them not to discuss the situation in classrooms and to keep students in the dark if they became aware of anyone contracting the virus, according to an exclusive report by The Daily Beast.
It is outrageous, actually, but the usual suspects only see FREE SPEECH and CANCEL CULTURE when the ability of powerful people to get paid large sums of money to do racisms without criticism is threatened.

Cancel Culture

The troubling thing about elections is that usually someone is trying to CANCEL an incumbent, and that is very wrong.

America's Worst Governors

Ron DeSantis.

3.1% Die

I hadn't looked at the US fatality rate for awhile, as the numbers earlier were so skewed by the early hot spots, like New York, when the lack of testing made the number somewhat meaningless. A lot of people died without getting a test.

The number still depends on the rate of testing, so it is not a perfect measure of what % of people who contract the disease actually die, but it's probably closer to the "real" number than it was back in the first few months, and... 3.1% is pretty high!

Defense Is Not Enough

Frequently I think about how a big goal of ACA was to "bend the cost curve." I don't bring this up to fight about ACA, but to point out that a primary goal of landmark once-a-generation health care legislation was to make the costs go up not quite as fast as they had been going up.

Yes there were other things, but the techno-wonkidudies kept putting up these charts and intoning, "THIS WILL BEND THE CURVE," as if letting rich thieves extract slightly less of our money than the absolutely insane growing amount they were projected to be able extract from us was some major triumph of Smart Legislating, instead of just an absolute capitulation to "stakeholders."

And it's actually even worse than that, because the promise was to lower aggregate costs, not out of pocket individual costs. And, well, you know...

We gotta do more than lower the first derivative a bit. With everything.

Morning Thread

Friday, August 28, 2020

Friday Night

Rock on.

This Is Never Going To End


Happy Hour Thread

Another exciting week over.

Wow That Will Make Him Mad Clapping Emoji

I'm all for having a laugh (I say, smiling through my streaming tears), but that people seem to think "pissing off Donald Trump" is a) something requiring skill and b) a useful form of political activism (as opposed to good for a chuckle) mystifies me.

The man is enraged almost every single moment of his life, with the exceptions of when his Foxy friends in the teevee are saying nice things about him and when he gets to barge into the Miss Teen USA locker room. Everything makes him mad!

America's Worst Humans

The Portsmouth, VA police department.

Make America Great Again, Again

Before the last election in the UK, political reporters who took a few minutes to talk to some Real Voters instead of just projecting their nonsense onto them, were a bit shocked to discover that a nontrivial number of them were under the impression that Labour was currently in control, that Jeremy Corbyn was Prime Minister, and that for these generally single issue pro-Brexit voters (the equivalent Ohio diner man in the UK), he was standing in the way of the Great And Glorious Brexit that had been promised to them, and so they had to elect Boris PM to "get Brexit done."

Just how were these people so misinformed about this issue that the entire UK news media had been focused almost exclusively on for 3 years? Mystery.

At Least 2% Of People I Hate Will Die Then


Trying to stay positive!

Okay, Campers, Rise and Shine

Let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Friday - And on Friday you tell the truth:

We're at the end of the beginning of the Covid/economic crisis, not the beginning of the end.

Morning Thread

 What is there to say anymore?

Thursday, August 27, 2020

Post Game

Trumpstock 10

Make America great again and again and again!

Trumpstock 9

Nobody knows this, but I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!

Trumpstock!!!

Exciting night ahead!

Revolting

Keep it going.
The Phillies and Nationals will not play their regularly scheduled game on Thursday night, according to Jim Salisbury of NBC Sports Philadelphia. Instead, they will sit-out in protest of racial injustice in America.

Nobody Could Have Predicted

Though worse than I expected.
COLUMBIA — University of South Carolina President Bob Caslen has asked his staff to consider closing the state’s largest college after COVID-19 cases doubled in a day.

Caslen stressed during a town hall meeting Thursday that he is not ready to shut down the campus after starting the semester with a combination of in-person and online classes, and an USC epidemiologist said the school’s case totals were within what was forecast.

But a shock came Thursday when USC reported 191 new coronavirus cases in a single day, bringing the total to 380 during the first week of classes. Almost all of those infected are students.

Just Checking In On Stonks

They're all good. Everything's gonna be fine.

Nothing But Clarity

It all makes perfect sense.
Director Walks Back New Testing Guidelines After Outcry; Website Remains Unchanged
Dr. Robert R. Redfield now says that “testing may be considered” for anyone exposed to the coronavirus. But guidelines issued this week remain unchanged on the C.D.C. website. Stalled stimulus discussions may resume.

It's Never Going Away

The best we can hope for is it muddles along at roughly the current rate, with brief local flare ups, and doesn't get much worse because enough people have adjusted their lives to minimize transmission possibilities in various ways, such as mask wearing.
Infectious disease experts are not only confused but also troubled by a change in testing guidelines made by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which said people without symptoms may not need a test – even if they’ve been exposed to the coronavirus.

“Our work on the ‘silent’ spread underscored the importance of testing people who have been exposed to COVID-19 regardless of symptoms,” tweeted Alison Galvani, director for the Center for Infectious Disease Modeling and Analysis at Yale School of Medicine. “This change in policy will kill.”

Drat

The idea that Dems are going to pursue Trump when he's out of office is hilarious, but maybe six months ago would have been a good time, also, too?

I hate when our overlords think we're stupid.

Fascist White Supremacist

For whatever dumb reason, I always got Tucker wrong. I figured he was just a typical rich boy conservative asshole, in the pundit game because it was more fun than being an investment banker, but that he didn't really give a shit. Not a good guy, but someone who would laugh as you fell to your death, not actually push you over the bridge railing himself.

Wouldn't have expected him to lead the nightly White Power Hour, but here we here.

Thursday Is New Jobless Day

ONE MILLION new lucky duckies.

Morning Thread

 Storms, pandemics...


It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Post Game

10

This over yet?

9

My President is going to sharpie the hurricane away!!!

8

I hope mother isn't going to watch.

America's Worst Trump Appointees

FDA spokesperson Emily Miller.

Shut Up And Dribble

The athletes are revolting.









Kyle

Lock him up, though I suspect we're going to be finding out a lot about police support - implicit and explicit.

Afternoon Thread

Real Americans care about the things I care about, and everything else is just inside-the-beltway nonsense.

I've Never Met Anyone Quite Like You Before

To pissy whiny elite journalists, THE TWITTER MOB is more powerful than the president. And, as it affects them, probably true, because policy doesn't seem to. At least until someone threatens to increase taxes on rich people.

America's Worst Yale Law Professors

Jed Rubenfeld

A "Lifelong Democrat" Calls Into Cspan

They've been doing this for decades, but self-described Ann Coulter fangirl Elaina Plott thinks this is newsworthy.

Cancel your subscription to that fucking newspaper. You know which one.

The Media Has Learned Nothing

This is a thing people say a lot, implying that there were some mistakes from 2016 that should be learned from, but everybody involved in 2016 election season coverage thinks they did a great job and the same people think they have done a great job since the election and they think they are doing a great job now.

It's the people who regularly say that who have learned nothing. The lesson is these reporters don't see their job as what you imagine their job is, or how they portray what they want you to think their job is, because they are dishonest career climbers and not the beacons of truthtelling.

Morning Thread

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Tuesday Postgame

Tuesday 10

Bring on the socialist utopia.

Tuesday 9

Mooooar cannibalism!

Tuesday 8

Which coked up lunatic is going to win the night?

It's Never Going To End

Just..hold...off...a...little...while...longer...
(WSVN) - Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez has announced all restaurants in the county can reopen at 50% capacity.

The mayor made the announcement during a virtual press conference on Tuesday afternoon.

“Today, we’re announcing that after consultation with our medical advisors and also from the White House Task Force, we’ve made a decision to allow indoor dining at restaurants to commence next Monday,” he said.

The World Is At Your Command

For nonexecutive positions - Congress, State Reps - the general idea that you should "vote on character" or similar nonsense is, well, nonsense. Sure you don't want somebody there to steal the farm, but even then mostly because you don't want them embarrassing the party generally. Even for executive positions - governor, president - it's much less nonsense, but still not the important thing most of our political coverage emphasizes. Just how gross would a Democrat have to be for any of you to pull the lever for a Republican governor? President?

Putting perhaps the most corrupt human being, something only in doubt because of his lack of brains and imagination, ever to be born into this world in charge of the country is not ideal, but I'm not completely surprised that focusing on his obvious character flaws is less of a clearly winning electoral strategy than people would hope.

And true swing voters, the people who vote fairly regularly and really do switch back and forth between parties, are...kinda weird and uninformed, generally. They're hard to reach because they aren't the idealized Centrist Man, but a mess of idiosyncrasies and misunderstandings.

America's Worst RNC Speakers

Abby Johnson.

America's Worst Democratic Members of Congress

Richard Neal.

Deep Thought

Nikki Haley's superpower is getting everyone in political journalism to refer to her as "the presumptive 2024 frontrunner" or similar.

Quite a presumption!

Nobody Could Have Predicted

Because everyone loves to blame The Kids - and of course kids can be dipshits - the individual responsibility rhetoric is always emphasized.
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (WBMA) — The University of Alabama on Monday night unveiled a new COVID-19 dashboard which showed 566 coroavirus cases since Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2020.
But this isn't like putting a sign in front of a cliff which says, "please don't step right up to the edge of the cliff," and then blaming the student who plunged to his death for failing to obey the sign. Though that's the story university administrators want to tell.

The student who steps up to the edge of the cliff, idiot as he may be, is tethered to 5 more students, who are tethered to 5 more students, who are tethered to 5 more students...

That some number of students are dipshits was known by the responsible adults making these plans. That each student dipshit is going to infect some number of other "blameless" students is regularly ignored.

Contagions, how the fuck do they work?

Awesome

Awesome
Make no mistake: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris want a cultural revolution. A fundamentally different America. If we let them, they will turn our country into a socialist utopia. [said Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C.]

When The Fever Breaks

I suspect I know what the answer is, but I am not *entirely* sure just why Miserable Failure George Bush had his approval rating plunge into the 20s. The "fever" didn't break, of course, it just went briefly into remission and then came roaring back at 108 degrees. His approval rating cratered long before the mortgage/financial/economic crisis hit, so it wasn't that.

I *suspect* the answer is that "they," generally, stopped pushing the rage injection button on a daily basis. They began again for the 2008 election but Bush was already in the past.

The lesson is, never stop turning the rage button up to 11. Their voters are just anger junkies.

Ooops!

Here's your morning thread. 

Monday, August 24, 2020

Monday Post Game

Rock on.

Trump Show 10

Oops he pivoted back around.

Trump Show 9

Pivot time.

The Most Exciting Night Of The Year

I hope My President speaks!!!

America's Worst Sons Of Presidents

Don Jr.

America's Worst Religious Hypocrites

Jerry Falwell Jr.

America's Worst TV News Personalities

Chuck Todd.

America's Worst Facebook Executives

Ankhi Das.

America's Worst Federal Law Enforcement Agency

The FBI.

Cuck

We can all laugh at the details but really this is a story about a massive financial scam inflicted upon (other) people which dooms them to a life of fucked up sexual morality and associated hangups that they can't unburden themselves of without extreme difficulty.
WASHINGTON – In a claim likely to intensify the controversy surrounding one of the most influential figures in the American Christian conservative movement, a business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.

So Fine


Kenosha

Cops are out of control in this country, either with the support of their notional elected political leadership or because those leaders are too powerless to do anything about it and that seems to be pretty undeniable (though people will deny it!) whatever the specifics of any particular high profile case. A bit of a problem!

We've Got To Fulfill The Book

Kellyanne's gonna have a primetime MSNBC show and be a proud leader of the resistance against President Cotton in 2025.

Bye Kellyanne

And shame on any of you liberals for saying anything bad about this person who lied in support of an administration that has caused immense death and misery, facilitated child rape and a lifetime of trauma for thousands at least! She has been having family problems - have some sympathy you heartless jerks! - and while we all like the kayfabe on tv of calling out her lies, she was an invaluable source to us, and Journalistic Ethics never allowed us to point out that she contradicted privately what she told you publicly! We will do everything we can to promote her inevitable book, which will give us massive scoops like, "Trump is a big dumb asshole evil liar." Who knew? Surely not us journalists! BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

Monday Morning Thread

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Sunday Night

Rock on.

Sunday Evening

Convention week!!!

bOtH sIdEs

I don't think all Democrats are Good or that they wouldn't be more likely to give a Dem president the benefit of the doubt, but if there was an even mildly convincing case that President Clinton (or any Dem president) had fucked up the pandemic response this badly, a majority of Dem voters wouldn't be saying, "yay team, great job." Certainly they wouldn't be calling 176,000 deaths acceptable even without being asked who to pin the blame on.

The Trump Family Circus

Convention is going to be (almost) all Trumps (and Jared) all the time.

Can't wait for the most of the country to hear Jared for the first time!

The Party Of Death


CURE

Tonight, My President will announce that if you stick oleander extract up your ass while drinking nightshade tea, you will totes be cured of both Covid and that annoying rhythmic pounding in your chest.

This will be taken very seriously by the people who took the last miracle cure seriously, and by that I mean all our finest media outlets.

Got Him Now

This Trump person seems like a bad guy, no?
Barry, 83, was aghast at how her 74-year-old brother operated as president. “His goddamned tweet and lying, oh my God,” she said. “I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit.”

Sunday MorningThread

 It is Sunday, isn't it? 

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Saturday Night

Rock on.

Seems Bad


Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Awesome

Afternoon Thread

enjoy

Dear Colleagues, Please Do Not Take Photos Of The Crime

The whole thing is a crime, but, please be mindful.

Free, Melania.

It Is The Children Who Are Wrong

"Kids" are irresponsible but they aren't entirely stupid. You can't tell them to come back to university en masse, with little more than "covid theater" to prevent the spread, and then blame them for behaving predictably. Perhaps "having a big party" is dumb but so is "packing people into a typical college dormitory." If your policies require 100% compliance to work, or even 90% compliance, they aren't going to work. Sucks, but true. Sure the one big party is bad, but then they all go spread it to the rest of the students who didn't go to the party. You don't need a lot of supposedly irresponsible behavior to doom the whole project.

And expecting college students to behave better than the supposedly responsible adults who haven't exactly been setting good examples...

Also, too, pay your fucking workers no matter what happens you assholes. Not like senior admin is going to furlough themselves if they send everyone home.

George Bush Was Bad

I get that people who didn't pay much attention back then - people who did not read this very fine blog, for example - don't really realize. A point of this blog, to the extent that there was one, was that George Bush was very bad in ways which were not adequately covered elsewhere in the punditsphere.

But there are people who I know should know better... who have just pretended to forget.
The campaign to normalize the George W. Bush presidency is part of a broader campaign to separate the Republican Party from Donald Trump. We should reject the whole project, and call Bush what he is: a war criminal abroad and a villain at home.
People who worked for George Bush are, also, too, very bad.

Saturday Morning

 Good time to kick back and relax. Again. 

Friday, August 21, 2020

Friday Night

Rock on.

Happy Hour Thread

Enjoy.

California Fires


I remember during the 2018 fires, I noticed an eerily familiar haze in Philadelphia. It was the smog from my youth! The sky was just a bit yellow and a bit more opaque on an otherwise clear day. But not smog, it was the traveling smoke.

The smog is gone, but...

America's Worst Humans

Louis DeJoy.

Friday Afternoon

May you live in absurd times.

Welp


Looks Bad

Not a smart talking meteorologist guy, but not good?

Trumptown

I get cult leaders (get in that they are crazy in a particular way I can identify and comprehend) want their followers to perish along with them, but killing them off before their own end is a bit odd.
“This thing works — it’s the miracle of all time,” Mr. Lindell, who has a financial stake in the company that makes the compound and sits on its board, said in an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Tuesday. When CBS asked Mr. Trump about oleandrin for Covid-19, Mr. Trump said, “We’ll look at it.”

The unsubstantiated claims alarmed scientists. No studies have shown that oleandrin is safe or effective as a coronavirus treatment. It’s unclear what dose the purported treatment would have, but ingesting even a tiny bit of the toxic shrub the compound comes from could kill you, experts say.

“Don’t mess with this plant,” said Cassandra Leah Quave, a medical ethnobotanist at Emory University.

My President

Next week's RNC show is going to be amazing!

Who has the stomach to watch it?

In It To Win It

I'm not going to try to micromanage the Biden campaign with snarky blog comments that they won't be aware of anyway, but they have a big responsibility and I don't want to wake up the day after election day and hear about how it was everybody's fault but theirs.

The flip side is they get to be heroes if they win.

Good Morning One and All!

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Thursday Post Game

Rock on.

10PM

I just need to ride things out until the dust settles.

9PM

A new choice for Democrats.

8 PM

Wonder who is speaking tonight?

America's Worst Humans

Peter Hans.

If Not Tomorrow Perhaps The Day After

Doing the very scientific activity of squinting at graphs, I'd guess if all the worst Covid states continued with their current practices, in another month they'll be back to where they were in early June.

Which means it's an excellent time to send everyone to schools and universities.

Long Term

I'm no smart medical talking person, but I think of it (metaphorically at least) as a disease which chews up a bunch of holes everywhere in your body and if it eats too much in the wrong places before the defenses kick in...That's a problem!
Lauren nichols has been sick with COVID-19 since March 10, shortly before Tom Hanks announced his diagnosis and the NBA temporarily canceled its season. She has lived through one month of hand tremors, three of fever, and four of night sweats. When we spoke on day 150, she was on her fifth month of gastrointestinal problems and severe morning nausea. She still has extreme fatigue, bulging veins, excessive bruising, an erratic heartbeat, short-term memory loss, gynecological problems, sensitivity to light and sounds, and brain fog. Even writing an email can be hard, she told me, “because the words I think I’m writing are not the words coming out.” She wakes up gasping for air twice a month. It still hurts to inhale.

Tens of thousands of people, collectively known as “long-haulers,” have similar stories. I first wrote about them in early June. Since then, I’ve received hundreds of messages from people who have been suffering for months—alone, unheard, and pummeled by unrelenting and unpredictable symptoms. “It’s like every day, you reach your hand into a bucket of symptoms, throw some on the table, and say, ‘This is you for today,’” says David Putrino, a neuroscientist and a rehabilitation specialist at Mount Sinai Hospital who has cared for many long-haulers.

What A Country

Plague has depleted our prison slave labor force, which was tasked with vital functions.
Last month, the state said it expected to have about a dozen fewer inmate crews available for wildfire duty, partly because thousands of inmates have been released because of virus risks. The total inmate population is down 9% from a year ago, according to Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation data.

Last month, the state had to place a dozen inmate camps on lockdown after a major COVID-19 outbreak at a Lassen County prison where prisoners are trained on fire.

A Cackle of Grifters


The Enemy Is Poverty And The Wall Keeps Out The Enemy




Computer, enhance.


...

This Is Your Brain On The Internet

Back in the pre/early-internet days, we all laughed at the email forwards the annoying great uncle would send around all the time. I'm not sure precisely why the semi-underground internet propaganda machine seems to have faded somewhat after that, perhaps simply because during the Bush era it was pretty hard to compete with the respectable propaganda outlets. Then Facebook...

Thursday Is New Jobless Day

1.106 million new lucky duckies.

I Give George W. Bush Credit For Two Things

The first is that immediately after 9-11 he did tamp down on the anti-Muslim sentiment in the population that could have exploded instantly. Of course he followed that up with... well, you know. But there was a moment.

The second is that once it became clear everything was done wrecked and ruined, he said "fuck it, I'm out," and went away.

Neither of these things provides any level of redemption. Nor the dog paintings.

Wakey, Wakey

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

22:00 Thread

Pink and green.

21:00 Thread

Can't stop thinking about tomorrow.

20:00 Thread

Zoom zoom zoom.

There Are Too Many States Now

The post office issue, like everything else, isn't really a cunning plan by Trump even if people he hired are implementing one. He got it in his pudding brain that something was a problem and he told people to make the bad thing go away.

It's bad. Very bad. But not because Lex Luthor is in charge. Because he has advanced brain worms.

America's Worst Humans

Louis DeJoy

Professional Advanced Politics Knowers

Do they know what they're doing or not?

Watch Out Homeboy, Don't Let It Catch You

"We're" juggling several unfolding catastrophes at the moment, so let's not forget that state and local governments are basically broke and there's no additional COVID aid bill and...

Sorry the good news didn't last long. Not even through the whole good news post!

The Good News

Have to play against type, sometimes. Cases in hotspots, and nationally, are declining. "We're" roughly where we were 7 weeks ago, though still way above the lower plateau period of mid May-mid June.

But the schools and universities...

America's Worst Humans

Jon Chait.

Student Life

College students are (usually) legal adults. Universities can't control what they do off campus, even if they have set up the ideal disease spreading prevention regimes on their campuses (spoiler: haha no they haven't done this either). Can't look across MAGA nation and think, "oh, but surely the children will be smarter!"

But, sure, bring 15,000 (or however many) students back to smallish towns and then pretend to be shocked about what happens.

Morning Thread

I'd never heard of that guy, Meghan McCain's father, before. Seems like a great guy! Weird he wasn't a Democrat.

Morning Thread

 It's Joe!!!!

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Post Game

Rock on.

Convention 10PM

Reporting for duty.

Convention Night 9 PM

No sign of Joe and Eileen Bailey.

Convention Night Pregame

Hopefully no flossing.

Indeed


Poll Porn


America's Worst Humans

Mike Lindell.

One Minute Rhymes That Don't Come Out Right

I don't deny that charisma in politics matters, that a good speech can change some minds, that good politicians know how to win people over,in person or from the teevee. But I'm endlessly frustrated that the theater of politics is the primary focus of so many professional Advanced Politics Knowers. Words speak louder than actions, the kayfabe is real, the policy doesn't matter.

I suppose it's a bit like how music reviews focus on the lyrics. They're easier to write about than the music. But whatever contribution a good lyric has to a song, a CD (or whatever we call them now) isn't a book of poetry. Easier to comment on the themes of a soaring speech than the impact of policy, or just what it is this person is going to do, though I'm not entirely sure why that is.

And of course more than the show, it's about the meta show. The Advanced Politics Knowers make up hurdles (HE MUST DEMONSTRATE THAT HE CAN LEAD IN THIS SPEECH), and then let us know whether or not the person jumped over them. Objectively speaking, of course.

Afternoon Thread

Oh, hey, school hasn't even started in most of the country.

One Big Country

If you were an evil genius wanting to disperse your deadly virus across the country, just keeping Las Vegas casinos open for business would be a pretty good way of doing it.
Las Vegas casinos reopened June 4, and they have become a likely hotbed for the spread of the novel coronavirus, public health experts said. But if tourists return home and then test positive for COVID-19, the limitations of contact tracing in the midst of a pandemic make it unlikely such an outbreak would be identified.
But "we" won't shut it down.

Also, too, universities.

My President Has A Very Good Point


In It To Win It

You have to be nuts to want to be president, ever, and certainly now, and you also have to be a bit nuts to take on the responsibility (campaign manager, etc.) of running the campaign. Perhaps for this reason (and others) it is not often the case that the do-gooders in DC rise to the top, but the disturbed career climbers that seem to rise everywhere.

If you win a campaign you're a hero, and if you lose one you're, well, a loser, or at least you should be. People failing up is another feature of these work cultures. In tales of losing campaigns past (told by unreliable narrators with competing agendas), it isn't that people make some dumb choices - with hindsight they all look dumb in a losing campaign - it's the apparent thinking behind those choices that often makes my jaw drop.

The problem with the kinds of sociopathic mercenaries that tend to run things is that they're all pretty Trumpy, convinced of their own genius. Sure they're smarter than Trump. Jim Hoft is smarter than Trump. But the other feature of such supergeniuses is that being proved fucking right, with uniquely brilliant cunning plans, is too much of a motivator.

I suppose I'm vagueblogging a bit, here, but Jared Kushner isn't the only failchild with a fatal case of Dunning-Krueger syndrome, and gold-embossed certificates from schools near Boston attesting to their genius, running around DC.

The problem is that it's fatal to us.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Post Game

Rock on.

Convention Hour Two

Convention Hour One

Thread away.

Convention Pregame

A little mood music.

America's Worst Humans

Rush Limbaugh.

We'll Know Better Next Time


College Try

Nobody could have predicted.

America's Worst Former Governors

John Kasich.

10 Points To Gryffindor


Game On


But have staffers do it.

Afternoon Thread

Time to practice the Macarena.

True, But, Uh...

Choose your allies.
“Here is the crazy thing, y’all,” Silk declares in the book. “Fox News hosts like Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, and Laura Ingraham were questioning the same things we were questioning about the virus and pandemic. The very same questions we had raised were being discussed openly on Fox News.”

She continues: “Why were our Fox Nation videos dialed back because they were deemed overly political, but it was okay for others on the network to talk about politics, even down to asking some of the same questions we had? Why were we such a threat? We only did one video every week, and it was hidden behind a paid subscription wall. When you really think about it, was this part of the systemic racism that everybody was talking about?”
When you really think about it...

Gotta Try Something

I know that the House Democrats are not all powerful, but "can't win, don't try" is less inspiring than, "the fucking bastards beat us."

I also don't think "yelling at them on the internet" necessarily helps, but, well, what else can I do? Not yell at them on the internet? Only superpower I have. Worst comic book ever.

Every 2 (and 4) years people beg for money and time from people who can hardly afford either to put them into office and a lot of people respond. "Really not much point, unless we have the presidency and 60 votes in the Senate" is not a strong way to motivate people to care much. "Democrats only have power if they have the trifecta+, otherwise Republicans rule" is an odd view of governance.

The post office issue is, to me, less about the election than the complete dismantling of the connective tissue of society. I've read "privatize the post office" arguments for years as they were all the rage because DC conventional wisdom was taking us there. Dumb pundit arguments usually follow, not lead, what our overlords are planning. Everybody's always trying to get on board. And now people can't get their medicine because we combined "privatize the post office" with "of course we should mail life saving drugs to people." I can imagine a world without basic universal first class mail* - though I'm not sure why I should - but we'd have to create that world and nobody has bothered to try.

*Privatizers always get slippery about what they mean, and if you point to a bad part, they say that bad part isn't what they have in mind, but ultimately there is no good point to it other than somethingsomething USPS wastes money on salaries for black people so we should waste money giving PROFIT to rich people instead.

...adding, I missed the "good they're doing something!" point which I thought was implicit but sometimes things are clear in my head and not obvious.

Here we go!

 Another Monday!

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Sunday Night

Rock on.

Clusters

Sounds bad.
Updated 2:48 p.m.: The University reported another COVID-19 cluster in the Hinton James Residence Hall at about 2:30 p.m. Sunday via Alert Carolina. This is the fourth cluster reported in the past three days.

Two have already been reported at Ehringhaus Residence Hall and Granville Towers, and a third at the Sigma Nu fraternity.

According to the Alert Carolina, those in the cluster are already isolating and being monitored. The University is working with the Orange County Health Department to identify other potential exposures.

Time Is Cruel


Sunday Afternoon

I respect My President most of all because he loves The Troops.

The Evidence Is East, West, South and North Somewhat


Progress


and when they tell you to fuck off? 3.5 years of the Trump administration and we haven't quite answered that question.

Inflict Pain

I get that the House isn't going to haul in My President or members of the Cabinet, but this idea that all subpoenas are really just a friendly negotiation between the House and the administration has been absurd. If you can't haul the Cabinet Secretary in, you haul in the people who work for them. If you're arguing you can't even do that, then you're arguing that Congressional subpoenas are just a polite myth, a bit like the tooth fairy. And, hey, ok, but...

Better



A certain other Dem member of Congress has been saying oh noes they will fight our subpoenas congress is powerless just vote.

Lazy Rainy Sunday Morning

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Saturday Night

Rock on.

Doing Some Weekending

But don't worry, I will never stop fighting for you.

Saturday Afternoon

Gonna have to violate some norms.

America's Worst Institute

Claremont.

Plateauing

Better than exploding, but "keeping steady at the worst it's ever been" is... not quite progress, either.

The Plan Is Hope

I was never a SUPER DC INSIDER, but I used to be a bit more connected to various information pathways. Not so much anymore. Still I learned to read the tea leaves a bit. To put it a bit bluntly, insiders leak information to various positioned individuals and outlets in a way that's designed to get the message out. I guess the dumbest version of this is talking points, but sometimes there's more substance.

The result is sometimes it's pretty obvious that a message is going out, as you begin hearing it in surround sound.

There really is no message. The message is just the wrapping, of course. What's inside the box is more important. But if there's no wrapping, there probably no box either. Members of Congress are tweeting, "nothing we can do, please vote."

I am dumb and not important and nobody tells me anything anymore, but...

Good Morning

Friday, August 14, 2020

Friday Night

Rock on.

Grifter Friday




Not that it even matters, but Elon promised ONE MILLION ROBOTAXIS by the end of this year. But he can sometimes get from his work to his home.

What Are You Going To Do About it

I suspect just waiting for the election is not quite enough of a plan.

Afternoon Thread

Everything is still horrible!

Keeping Out The Canadian Menace

Another month of border restrictions.

Disapora

I don't have a handle on how many college students are going to be traveling to for the Fall semester, relative to what is normal, but that is an issue, also, too.
The study, conducted by scientists with the Union of Concerned Scientists and Columbia University, examines how four South Florida counties that are hotspots for coronavirus — Miami Dade, Palm Beach, Monroe and Broward — would influence the spread of COVID-19 should a Category 3 hurricane hit the area and force some residents to flee to safer regions.

10 Points To Gryffindor


Road Rage Nation

Obviously The Man tells us what we can and can't do in lots of ways, but I guess psychology is such that status quo bias means that being told to do so some new thing, especially when you think The Libs Are Making You Do It, is intolerable. That a nontrivial number of people are driven into genuine - not performative - rage over very minor inconveniences is, I guess, not surprising. Everyone has a road rage story, and everyone has seen the red faced ham man apoplectic because the service worker gave him the wrong sized fries.

It isn't as if governments are generally enforcing mask requirements with jack booted thuggery. I suppose there are some fines happening in some places, but basically getting chucked out of a store (private property) is about the extent of the "tyranny" you are about to experience.

Literally everything about covid at all levels of government could have been handled better, but I don't even know how to overcome a culture of Spreading The Plague To Own The Libs Even If My Kids Get It Too.

I guess we had a good run.

Welcome to Friday

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Thursday Night

Rock on.

Happy Hour Thread

Vote Markey, you Massholes.

And That's How The World Will End

It's hard to remember what I thought about anything even a week ago, but I'm pretty sure even pessimistic me thought that schools around the country would consistently make half-assed attempts, at least, to seem to be doing something to minimize transmission risks. There are severe limits to what even the most well-intentioned schools can do, but clearly some (for a variety of reasons) aren't even fucking trying.

Cases have been going down. They're going to start going up again soon.

What A Country

Encouraging 30% of the country refuse to wear masks (and similar) to Own the Libs might even be the greatest catastrophe of Trumpism.
A Georgia school district that does not require masks has closed a high school and now has over 1,100 students and staff in quarantine due to the coronavirus.

...

"As your Superintendent, I wear a mask whenever I cannot social distance," Hightower said. "We know all parents do not believe the scientific research that indicates masks are beneficial, but I believe it and see masks as an important measure to help us keep schools open."

The Fed Can Do What It Wants

I don't particularly care about the legal arguments, because they've made quite clear through past actions that they will take whatever extraordinary measures they deem "necessary" and come up with some bullshit justifications later. Also, who will stop them? But, yes, they are the backstop against everything collapsing.
Keep in mind that the Fed has bought over 800 companies’ corporate bonds, because they had to keep their promises according to chair Jerome Powell, but the municipal lending is stuck on 1. Some regional Fed presidents have intimated that Treasury is holding up bigger changes on funds to which it contributed its CARES Act share. Others have said that states don’t need liquidity, they need grants, and the central bank’s hands are tied.

Darien Shanske, a UC-Davis professor of law and political science, figured out a way to untie those hands months ago. In a paper co-written with Indiana University’s David Gamage, Shanske lays out how there’s a way to avoid Treasury’s effective veto on the program by lending under the Fed’s Section 14 authority rather than the Section 13 authority being used now. Under those powers, the Fed can purchase six-month notes without needing an equity backstop from elsewhere. The way to extend the terms is to commit to re-purchase the notes every six months for twenty years, with a sliding schedule of repayment of principal. Most localities have a short-term borrowing exception that could make this work.
Gotta point the money cannon somewhere useful. Quickly.

America's Worst Humans

Tucker Carlson.

Never Give Up, Never Surrender

de Blasio is as bad as Florida Man.

If You Don't Do It Then The Other One Will

Wait until the election and hope for the best is a strategy. Maybe it is the best strategy. It was also the strategy 4 months ago. I do not think it was the best strategy then.

There were always (bullshit) barriers around Trump and top political appointees, but Congress could've made everybody within 5 feet of all of them miserable. They chose not to.

Failed State

Pareene:
But the Donald Trump we have is the one who believes meaningless or imaginary executive orders will substitute for congressional action for the same reason that he believed Covid-19 would go away on its own. As he understands it, the important thing is that he was seen on television promising relief. The idea that people might notice if that relief never came, or was inadequate when it did, is as foreign to him as the idea that people might notice that their neighbors or parents had died of Covid-19 even if none of them could get a test to confirm the diagnosis.

Thursday Is New Jobless Day

963K new lucky duckies. Excellent news for John McCain!

Thursday Morning Thread

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Wednesday Night

Rock on.

Florida Man


Wednesday Evening

Sorry, got even more busy than I expected. I got nothin'!

Lunch Thread

Busy with stuff for a bit. Don't worry, everything will still be terrible when I get back.

And Then A Reclosing Plan

Sometimes there are no good options, and right now that's in large part due to the actions of My President and a bunch of stupid sycophantic governors, and schools are just going to be going through this all year.

"Suburban Housewife"

My President keeps addressing his official tweets to them. Aside from a small number of people deep in conservative culture, does anybody actually identify with this grouping anymore? We've had a lot of different terms, and specific euphemisms in political contexts ("soccer moms"), to roughly describe relatively affluent married suburban white women with children, but they tend to emphasize the "mom" part not the "wife" part.

Morning Thread

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Tuesday Night

Rock on.

Pre-Writing Maureen Dowd

Don't disappoint me, MoDo. We need one column about how Joe Biden is actually more of the woman on the ticket, and Kamala Harris is more the man. You have it in you! I know you do!

No More Discussing Amongst Yourselves

It's Kamala Harris.

Reaping


Veepstakes

Because I am cranky I am sure the choice will annoy me no matter who it is, which I think means my opinions are probably Bad and don't matter. Discuss amongst yourselves!

Rescuing the Titanic

I really can't comprehend that actual human beings want to pilot this ship.

Afternoon Thread

Working on some fake news.

It's Gonna Take A Superman To Sweep Me Off My Feet

I'm not surprised that Trump was incapable of even faking doing the bare minimum during All This - I'm not waiting for President New Tone to appear - but my point is that there's a definite rally-around-our-glorious-leaders impulse in this country, and a press so desperate to bear witness to The Great Man Doing Great Things that they attempt to do it even now, that tragedy coupled with a sense that the people in charge are doing something about it would quite likely push him over the top.

He Could Have Been A Hero

Repeating myself as usual, but a Donald Trump mimicking the bare minimum of competence during all of this would be coasting to re-election.

Just putting someone else in charge and saying, "I gave it all to the science guy, it's on him," or whatever.

Hit and Run

 Another power outage last night. Only lasted about an hour. Just long enough to interrupt a good night's sleep.

Monday, August 10, 2020

Monday Night

Rock on.

The Virgin Ben

I admit I didn't imagine we'd still have him to kick around in the Year of our Gritty, 2020, though I probably didn't predict too much correctly about this year.

There Is No Way This Winter Is Ever Going To End

Reading tweets from a press conference, and the Kentucky governor is reopening bars and restaurants at half capacity (up from 25%) because I guess it's all solved now.
Though he is pushing back school openings!

Afternoon Thread

Get your afternoon on.

Stonks

The Fed can and will goose stonks whenever they need a little help, and once the stonks are goosed "no one" in charge cares anymore.
The glaring disconnect between the real economy, of working humans with jobs and bills to pay, and the investor class economy, embodied by the stock market, is one of the most brutal and devious political issues of this age of crisis in which we’re living. Though free marketeers like to boast of the fact that more than half of Americans now own stocks, the fact is that most of them own too few stocks to matter to their day-to-day economic lives. Half of all stocks in America are owned by the wealthiest 1% of people. They are the stock market’s target audience and prime movers. The primary effect of high stock prices today is to insulate the rich from the consequences of the wrecked real economy. So long as stocks are doing okay, there is no need for the class of people who control most of America’s institutions to feel much urgency to save the lives of everyone. A strong stock market is like a sturdy wall around the rich and powerful. You can stay outside and lose your job and starve and die, and it won’t penetrate their serene bubble very much at all.

But Mah Football

Thanks, Trump.
The Big Ten has voted to cancel the 2020 college football season in a historic move that stems from concerns related to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, multiple people with knowledge of the decision confirmed to the Free Press.
I'm more of a sports fan than I used to be, and I get the even greater fandom in others more than I used to, but that tons of grown ass adults in the middle of All This think OH NOT DON'T TAKE MY FOOTBALL AWAY as if that's important at all...
Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) plans to send a letter to Big Ten presidents pleading them to hold the 2020 college football season, according to Sports Illustrated's Ross Dellenger.

Never Tweet


Numbers

It is frightening how quickly expectations adapt to "the new normal." I suspect if I submitted my plan to The Stonecutters that the price of "everything being normal" was just 800 people dying of this new disease, every day, plus all the as-yet-fully-unknown long term health effects, there would be much rejoicing.

800 per day is 292,000 per year. It would be just fine. Unemployment falling to 8% will also be just fine.

Uh Oh

 Monday morning again.

Sunday, August 09, 2020

Sunday Night

Rock on.

And Then



Yes, that one.

...news report:
PAULDING COUNTY, Ohio — Roughly 24 hours after sending out a notice to parents about nine new cases of COVID-19 in one school, the Paulding County School District has announced students at that location will be going virtual for at least two days.

There will be no in-person instruction at North Paulding High School on Monday or Tuesday. Parents will find out on the second day if the online learning plan will remain in place any longer.

All This

Perhaps none of it matters, but a person unfamiliar with politics, but who tuned in once in awhile, would be quite sure that Clinton's affair with Lewinsky was a much greater threat to all that "we" hold dear than, well, all this, based on the comparative tenor of punditry.

America's Worst Senators

Thom Tillis.

Thom Tillis is neither Tom nor Thillis. Discuss.

Sunday Funday

I told you all to vote for Kid Rock.

I Know This Might Shock You

But I do not think My President is quite right in the head.
In private, the efforts to charm Mr. Trump were more pointed, according to a person familiar with the episode: Ms. Noem greeted him with a four-foot replica of Mount Rushmore that included a fifth presidential likeness: his.

Nobody Could Have Predicted

Going well.
The Paulding County high school that became infamous for hallways crowded with unmasked students reported a half dozen students and three staffers in the school with COVID-19, the school district told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Saturday.
Going to be a great Fall.

Morning Thread

Saturday, August 08, 2020

Saturday Night

Rock on.

America's Worst Columnists

Maureen Dowd.

I Usually Want To Be Wrong

But... doesn't sound so good, folks.
Nearly 100,000 children tested positive for the coronavirus in the last two weeks of July, a new report from the American Academy of Pediatrics finds. Just over 97,000 children tested positive for the coronavirus from July 16 to July 30, according to the association.

Out of almost 5 million reported COVID-19 cases in the U.S., CBS News' Michael George reports that the group found that more than 338,000 were children.

What Are You Going To Do About It?

It is a fair question.

Saturday Afternoon

I hope My President is having a good day!!!

America's Worst Governors

Brian Kemp.

People Ain't Got No Fucking Money

There are the immediate crises, and it's an open question whether we solve them satisfactorily or if you'd all better pull out your copies of "How To Serve Man" for some creative ways to feed your families, but if we do manage to solve them, the next step will involve most of the Very Serious People being very confused about just how to solve the inevitable Even Greater Recession. Perhaps a tax advantaged savings plan!

Shitturday Morning

Friday, August 07, 2020

Friday Night

Rock on.

Falling Well

Take just one photo of your unzipped pants..
The head of the conservative evangelical Liberty University has been forced to take an “indefinite leave of absence” after he shared a photo of himself with his pants unzipped to reveal his underwear.

Happy Hour Thread

Get happy.

Arbitrary Numbers


Lunch Thread

enjoy

I Think Obummer Used Up All The Hope

I really don't know why they're doing this. Trump isn't the only one with a 14 day time horizon.
As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed.

Then they instructed health directors not to give it.
I'm not one who naively believes in ACCOUNTABILITY (hahahaha) but what, precisely, is the up side for choosing this course? With Trump you can follow his demented pudding brain illogic, but these Republican governors?

Monster Trucks

Just pedestrian killing machines.
Furthermore, the specific design trend of the massive hood sticking way out in front of the driver, with a cliff-face front grille obstructing the view several feet out in front of the wheels, is entirely a marketing gimmick. The explicit point is to create an angry, aggressive face that will intimidate others, especially pedestrians. Don't take it from me, take it from the guy who designed the latest GM Sierra HD: "The front end was always the focal point... we spent a lot of time making sure that when you stand in front of this thing it looks like it's going to come get you. It's got that pissed-off feel," he told Muscle Cars & Trucks. "The face of these trucks is where the action is," marketing expert Mark Schirmer told the Wall Street Journal's Dan Neil, "a Ford has to say Ford from head on, a Chevy must shout Chevy. Every pickup has become a rolling brand billboard and the billboards are big." And as Neil discovered when he was nearly run down in a Costco parking lot, that massive grille creates a massive blind spot.

10.2%

Monthly unemployment report today. 10.2% isn't good, but the apocalypse was delayed by the various measures which just expired. So delayed, but not averted.

Time Keeps On Ticking

Trump barely has object permanence, and "a month from now" might as well be "in 2874, when we are vacationing on Europa." Not the only reason he's fucking everything up, but in addition to everything else, he doesn't really comprehend the difference between 2 weeks and 2 months, which is an advanced skill you should have when trying to comprehend the evolution of a pandemic.

Friday Morning Thread

 Information you can use. 

Thursday, August 06, 2020

Thursday Night

Rock on.

More Powerful Than God

That Biden guy sounds pretty scary, but also maybe we shouldn't anger him.

Thursday Happy Hour

Enjoy

Poll Porn


Lucky Kids

Might be the only ones who survive.
At least two students have been suspended at North Paulding High School in Georgia for posting photos of crowded hallways that went viral on Twitter.