Monday, August 31, 2020
Nobody Could Have Predicted
503 @IowaStateU students, faculty and staff tested positive for COVID-19 in the second week of the semester. That's a 28.8% positive percentage, which is up from 18.5% the week before. Today, @nytimes ranks Ames as having the worst outbreak in the country, relative to population.
— KatelynHarrop (@KatelynHarrop) August 31, 2020
Happy Hour Thread
I'm sorry, this was the happy hour thread!
Punching Up Punching Down
This is not an especially novel or smart point, but when it comes to members of the press, or the organizations they work for, it's a more useful framework than the liberal/conservative one.
What A Country
All of this provides plenty of reason to worry, but we now come to perhaps the most troubling development of all. President Schlissel said he is guided by U-M’s values as a public institution. But when the decision was made to reopen, U-M’s Board of Regents was chaired by one of Ann Arbor’s largest landlords, Ron Weiser — a billionaire Trump megadonor who has given more than $100M to U-M in the last six years. He closed a new $30M gift within days of U-M’s decision to reopen. In one of the biggest conflicts of interest imaginable between public health and private wealth, Weiser’s company McKinley, which he founded and of which he is majority owner, stands to take a financial hit if students didn’t come back and pay rent.
To sum things up, President Schlissel said this would be a “public health informed in-residence semester,” but the public health experts are upset and afraid. Thousands of community members are upset and afraid. And our megadonor landlord regent is satisfied that he’ll profit from the students told to return to campus by President Schlissel.
People will soon begin dying avoidable deaths from COVID-19 and the University will be culpable. Why did it come to this? Thousands of us were shouting warnings and demanding answers all summer, but we were ignored, silenced, made to feel powerless in our isolation.
It Is Never Going To End
One of President Trump’s top medical advisers is urging the White House to embrace a controversial “herd immunity” strategy to combat the pandemic, which would entail allowing the coronavirus to spread through most of the population to quickly build resistance to the virus, while taking steps to protect those in nursing homes and other vulnerable populations, according to five people familiar with the discussions.You are the herd. They are not. They think the herd needs a good culling.
The administration has already begun to implement some policies along these lines, according to current and former officials as well as experts, particularly with regard to testing.
...more.
Sunday, August 30, 2020
America's Worst Members Of Congress
.@SteveScalise,
— Ady Barkan (@AdyBarkan) August 30, 2020
These are not my words.
I have lost my ability to speak, but not my agency or my thoughts.
You and your team have doctored my words for your own political gain.
Please remove this video immediately. You owe the entire disability community an apology. https://t.co/N6G5RgMXlO
Ah, Well, Nevertheless
And then stonks went back up, baby!!!
Kennedy The Protagonist
Unseating a sitting senator in a primary is a big deal, and whatever the right way to cover such a race, the incumbent is generally treated in this fashion. Also, too, for those of us who remember the coverage of the Lamont-Lieberman race, this is, uh, a bit jarring.
Vote Markey, massholes.
Make America Great Again, Again, Again
Traveling a bit this morning. Talk amongst yourselves.
Saturday, August 29, 2020
Speaking Of Cancel Culture
Administration officials at the University of Alabama reportedly have ordered the school’s professors to keep quiet about the coronavirus amid an outbreak that infected more than 500 students during the first week of classes.It is outrageous, actually, but the usual suspects only see FREE SPEECH and CANCEL CULTURE when the ability of powerful people to get paid large sums of money to do racisms without criticism is threatened.
Faculty in multiple departments said they received emails this week telling them not to discuss the situation in classrooms and to keep students in the dark if they became aware of anyone contracting the virus, according to an exclusive report by The Daily Beast.
Cancel Culture
3.1% Die
The number still depends on the rate of testing, so it is not a perfect measure of what % of people who contract the disease actually die, but it's probably closer to the "real" number than it was back in the first few months, and... 3.1% is pretty high!
Defense Is Not Enough
Yes there were other things, but the techno-wonkidudies kept putting up these charts and intoning, "THIS WILL BEND THE CURVE," as if letting rich thieves extract slightly less of our money than the absolutely insane growing amount they were projected to be able extract from us was some major triumph of Smart Legislating, instead of just an absolute capitulation to "stakeholders."
And it's actually even worse than that, because the promise was to lower aggregate costs, not out of pocket individual costs. And, well, you know...
We gotta do more than lower the first derivative a bit. With everything.
Friday, August 28, 2020
This Is Never Going To End
Update on mask enforcement (or lack there of) at this Trump rally in New Hampshire.
— Ryan Nobles (@ryanobles) August 28, 2020
Many of the folks here have taken their masks off. (I’d say 80%)
When an announcement was made reminding them wearing a mask was the law... it was met with a loud round of booos.
Wow That Will Make Him Mad Clapping Emoji
The man is enraged almost every single moment of his life, with the exceptions of when his Foxy friends in the teevee are saying nice things about him and when he gets to barge into the Miss Teen USA locker room. Everything makes him mad!
Make America Great Again, Again
Just how were these people so misinformed about this issue that the entire UK news media had been focused almost exclusively on for 3 years? Mystery.
At Least 2% Of People I Hate Will Die Then
On the lack of social distancing or face masks at Trump’s #RNC2020 acceptance speech in the middle of the deadly coronavirus pandemic, a senior White House official tells @Acosta: “Everybody is going to catch this thing eventually.” 🤯 pic.twitter.com/0T5e6r3BSx
— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) August 28, 2020
Trying to stay positive!
Okay, Campers, Rise and Shine
We're at the end of the beginning of the Covid/economic crisis, not the beginning of the end.
Thursday, August 27, 2020
Revolting
The Phillies and Nationals will not play their regularly scheduled game on Thursday night, according to Jim Salisbury of NBC Sports Philadelphia. Instead, they will sit-out in protest of racial injustice in America.
Nobody Could Have Predicted
COLUMBIA — University of South Carolina President Bob Caslen has asked his staff to consider closing the state’s largest college after COVID-19 cases doubled in a day.
Caslen stressed during a town hall meeting Thursday that he is not ready to shut down the campus after starting the semester with a combination of in-person and online classes, and an USC epidemiologist said the school’s case totals were within what was forecast.
But a shock came Thursday when USC reported 191 new coronavirus cases in a single day, bringing the total to 380 during the first week of classes. Almost all of those infected are students.
Nothing But Clarity
Director Walks Back New Testing Guidelines After Outcry; Website Remains Unchanged
Dr. Robert R. Redfield now says that “testing may be considered” for anyone exposed to the coronavirus. But guidelines issued this week remain unchanged on the C.D.C. website. Stalled stimulus discussions may resume.
It's Never Going Away
Infectious disease experts are not only confused but also troubled by a change in testing guidelines made by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which said people without symptoms may not need a test – even if they’ve been exposed to the coronavirus.
“Our work on the ‘silent’ spread underscored the importance of testing people who have been exposed to COVID-19 regardless of symptoms,” tweeted Alison Galvani, director for the Center for Infectious Disease Modeling and Analysis at Yale School of Medicine. “This change in policy will kill.”
Drat
Pelosi just suggested that Richie Neal — the ways and means chairman — will go after Trump’s tax returns if Joe Biden wins the presidency
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) August 27, 2020
I hate when our overlords think we're stupid.
Fascist White Supremacist
Wouldn't have expected him to lead the nightly White Power Hour, but here we here.
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Shut Up And Dribble
BREAKING:
— Coy Wire (@CoyWire) August 26, 2020
CNN has learned that all of tonight’s NBA games have been postponed.
Bucks players are in locker room attempting to reach the attorney general of Wisconsin, Josh Kaul, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium. Magic players are leaving the arena soon -- not accepting the Bucks‘ forfeit.
— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) August 26, 2020
Celtics’ Marcus Smart said yesterday, "We tried the peaceful way, kneeling, we tried to protest, we tried to come out here and get together and play this game and tried to get our voice across, but it's not working. So, obviously, something has to be done.”
— Coy Wire (@CoyWire) August 26, 2020
Apparently, Pence was planning to criticize "taking a knee" in his speech tonight. The Milwaukee Bucks just put their own livelihoods on the line for their cause. Contrast to Pence, who once spent $325K of taxpayer dollars to make a show of angrily walking out on an NFL game.
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) August 26, 2020
Kyle
Afternoon Thread
I've Never Met Anyone Quite Like You Before
If you want to respectfully hold reporters accountable, you're playing a vital role in civic society.
— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) August 26, 2020
If you want to take cheap shots, make bad-faith readings, harass us for mistakes & score points for your Twitter metrics, you're doing as much damage to civic society as Trump.
A "Lifelong Democrat" Calls Into Cspan
A woman from Pennsylvania who says she "comes from a long line of Democrats" calls into C-SPAN just now: "Well, I didn't vote for Trump" in 2016, she says, "but I am now."
— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) August 26, 2020
Cancel your subscription to that fucking newspaper. You know which one.
The Media Has Learned Nothing
It's the people who regularly say that who have learned nothing. The lesson is these reporters don't see their job as what you imagine their job is, or how they portray what they want you to think their job is, because they are dishonest career climbers and not the beacons of truthtelling.
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
It's Never Going To End
(WSVN) - Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez has announced all restaurants in the county can reopen at 50% capacity.
The mayor made the announcement during a virtual press conference on Tuesday afternoon.
“Today, we’re announcing that after consultation with our medical advisors and also from the White House Task Force, we’ve made a decision to allow indoor dining at restaurants to commence next Monday,” he said.
The World Is At Your Command
Putting perhaps the most corrupt human being, something only in doubt because of his lack of brains and imagination, ever to be born into this world in charge of the country is not ideal, but I'm not completely surprised that focusing on his obvious character flaws is less of a clearly winning electoral strategy than people would hope.
And true swing voters, the people who vote fairly regularly and really do switch back and forth between parties, are...kinda weird and uninformed, generally. They're hard to reach because they aren't the idealized Centrist Man, but a mess of idiosyncrasies and misunderstandings.
Deep Thought
Quite a presumption!
Nobody Could Have Predicted
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (WBMA) — The University of Alabama on Monday night unveiled a new COVID-19 dashboard which showed 566 coroavirus cases since Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2020.But this isn't like putting a sign in front of a cliff which says, "please don't step right up to the edge of the cliff," and then blaming the student who plunged to his death for failing to obey the sign. Though that's the story university administrators want to tell.
The student who steps up to the edge of the cliff, idiot as he may be, is tethered to 5 more students, who are tethered to 5 more students, who are tethered to 5 more students...
That some number of students are dipshits was known by the responsible adults making these plans. That each student dipshit is going to infect some number of other "blameless" students is regularly ignored.
Contagions, how the fuck do they work?
When The Fever Breaks
I *suspect* the answer is that "they," generally, stopped pushing the rage injection button on a daily basis. They began again for the 2008 election but Bush was already in the past.
The lesson is, never stop turning the rage button up to 11. Their voters are just anger junkies.
Monday, August 24, 2020
Cuck
WASHINGTON – In a claim likely to intensify the controversy surrounding one of the most influential figures in the American Christian conservative movement, a business partner of Jerry Falwell Jr has come forward to say he had a years-long sexual relationship involving Falwell’s wife and the evangelical leader.
So Fine
Good for the #Conways. Family is paramount. I’ve known Kellyanne for many years and always liked her on a purely personal level. I wish her and her family the best. It’ll also help her (and perhaps all Conways) to get as far away as possible from a certain poisonous personality.
— howardfineman (@howardfineman) August 24, 2020
Kenosha
We've Got To Fulfill The Book
Bye Kellyanne
Sunday, August 23, 2020
bOtH sIdEs
The Trump Family Circus
Can't wait for the most of the country to hear Jared for the first time!
The Party Of Death
CBS anchor Margaret Brennan highlights recent poll that shows 57% of Republicans think 176,000 dead Americans from covid is "acceptable," asks RNC chair Ronna McDaniel how that number can be acceptable.
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 23, 2020
McDaniel: "I think that is a really unfair poll." pic.twitter.com/yJsY6mVBnA
CURE
This will be taken very seriously by the people who took the last miracle cure seriously, and by that I mean all our finest media outlets.
Got Him Now
Barry, 83, was aghast at how her 74-year-old brother operated as president. “His goddamned tweet and lying, oh my God,” she said. “I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit.”
Saturday, August 22, 2020
Seems Bad
MAJOR SHIFT#Marco now expected to make landfall in #Louisiana and so is #Laura. pic.twitter.com/XQe5lmjC87
— Alan Auglis (@alanauglis) August 22, 2020
Dear Colleagues, Please Do Not Take Photos Of The Crime
This is CNN correspondent @KateBennett_DC asking the news media to “be mindful of the White House request” to crop out RNC branding https://t.co/ywTIjx5mi3
— Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC (@MattNegrin) August 22, 2020
Free, Melania.
It Is The Children Who Are Wrong
And expecting college students to behave better than the supposedly responsible adults who haven't exactly been setting good examples...
Also, too, pay your fucking workers no matter what happens you assholes. Not like senior admin is going to furlough themselves if they send everyone home.
THE WAY I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY UNTIL WILLIAM & MARY SENT THIS ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY EMAIL. pic.twitter.com/W9jBzy9De5
— Ravynn K. Stringfield (@RavynnKaMia) August 21, 2020
George Bush Was Bad
But there are people who I know should know better... who have just pretended to forget.
The campaign to normalize the George W. Bush presidency is part of a broader campaign to separate the Republican Party from Donald Trump. We should reject the whole project, and call Bush what he is: a war criminal abroad and a villain at home.People who worked for George Bush are, also, too, very bad.
Friday, August 21, 2020
California Fires
Model forecasts indicate that wildfire smoke will cover the majority of the lower 48 by next week. pic.twitter.com/8uiGFWmR4H
— Joe Zagrodnik (@joejoezz) August 21, 2020
I remember during the 2018 fires, I noticed an eerily familiar haze in Philadelphia. It was the smog from my youth! The sky was just a bit yellow and a bit more opaque on an otherwise clear day. But not smog, it was the traveling smoke.
The smog is gone, but...
Welp
Folks, this really happened. pic.twitter.com/EviEJCGvs7
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) August 21, 2020
Trumptown
“This thing works — it’s the miracle of all time,” Mr. Lindell, who has a financial stake in the company that makes the compound and sits on its board, said in an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Tuesday. When CBS asked Mr. Trump about oleandrin for Covid-19, Mr. Trump said, “We’ll look at it.”
The unsubstantiated claims alarmed scientists. No studies have shown that oleandrin is safe or effective as a coronavirus treatment. It’s unclear what dose the purported treatment would have, but ingesting even a tiny bit of the toxic shrub the compound comes from could kill you, experts say.
“Don’t mess with this plant,” said Cassandra Leah Quave, a medical ethnobotanist at Emory University.
In It To Win It
The flip side is they get to be heroes if they win.
Thursday, August 20, 2020
If Not Tomorrow Perhaps The Day After
Which means it's an excellent time to send everyone to schools and universities.
Long Term
Lauren nichols has been sick with COVID-19 since March 10, shortly before Tom Hanks announced his diagnosis and the NBA temporarily canceled its season. She has lived through one month of hand tremors, three of fever, and four of night sweats. When we spoke on day 150, she was on her fifth month of gastrointestinal problems and severe morning nausea. She still has extreme fatigue, bulging veins, excessive bruising, an erratic heartbeat, short-term memory loss, gynecological problems, sensitivity to light and sounds, and brain fog. Even writing an email can be hard, she told me, “because the words I think I’m writing are not the words coming out.” She wakes up gasping for air twice a month. It still hurts to inhale.
Tens of thousands of people, collectively known as “long-haulers,” have similar stories. I first wrote about them in early June. Since then, I’ve received hundreds of messages from people who have been suffering for months—alone, unheard, and pummeled by unrelenting and unpredictable symptoms. “It’s like every day, you reach your hand into a bucket of symptoms, throw some on the table, and say, ‘This is you for today,’” says David Putrino, a neuroscientist and a rehabilitation specialist at Mount Sinai Hospital who has cared for many long-haulers.
What A Country
Last month, the state said it expected to have about a dozen fewer inmate crews available for wildfire duty, partly because thousands of inmates have been released because of virus risks. The total inmate population is down 9% from a year ago, according to Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation data.
Last month, the state had to place a dozen inmate camps on lockdown after a major COVID-19 outbreak at a Lassen County prison where prisoners are trained on fire.
A Cackle of Grifters
Kris Kobach is the general counsel of the Build the Wall PAC that Steve Bannon was just arrested for being involved in as chairman. The advisory board includes Erik Prince, former CO congressman Tom Tancredo, Sheriff Dave Clarke and former pitcher Curt Schilling.
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) August 20, 2020
The Enemy Is Poverty And The Wall Keeps Out The Enemy
Leaders of ‘We Build The Wall’ online fundraising campaign charged with defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors https://t.co/cH2abWm2Ph pic.twitter.com/NKxfKXkcEX
— US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) August 20, 2020
Computer, enhance.
...
Breaking on @MSNBC: Steve Bannon is in federal custody in New York City, according to a SDNY spokesperson.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 20, 2020
This Is Your Brain On The Internet
I Give George W. Bush Credit For Two Things
The second is that once it became clear everything was done wrecked and ruined, he said "fuck it, I'm out," and went away.
Neither of these things provides any level of redemption. Nor the dog paintings.
Wednesday, August 19, 2020
There Are Too Many States Now
It's bad. Very bad. But not because Lex Luthor is in charge. Because he has advanced brain worms.
Watch Out Homeboy, Don't Let It Catch You
Sorry the good news didn't last long. Not even through the whole good news post!
The Good News
But the schools and universities...
America's Worst Humans
Because I don't think these are common terms for most people who attended non-selective universities.
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) August 19, 2020
Student Life
But, sure, bring 15,000 (or however many) students back to smallish towns and then pretend to be shocked about what happens.
Morning Thread
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
Indeed
This is a start. But we still need to reverse all the damage, fully fund @USPS, & investigate DeJoy’s conflicts. And we need to keep our eyes on DeJoy so he keeps his promise & doesn’t find new ways to dismantle the USPS.
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) August 18, 2020
I’ll be watching DeJoy’s actions – not just his words. pic.twitter.com/DNlGKqZSwt
One Minute Rhymes That Don't Come Out Right
I suppose it's a bit like how music reviews focus on the lyrics. They're easier to write about than the music. But whatever contribution a good lyric has to a song, a CD (or whatever we call them now) isn't a book of poetry. Easier to comment on the themes of a soaring speech than the impact of policy, or just what it is this person is going to do, though I'm not entirely sure why that is.
And of course more than the show, it's about the meta show. The Advanced Politics Knowers make up hurdles (HE MUST DEMONSTRATE THAT HE CAN LEAD IN THIS SPEECH), and then let us know whether or not the person jumped over them. Objectively speaking, of course.
One Big Country
Las Vegas casinos reopened June 4, and they have become a likely hotbed for the spread of the novel coronavirus, public health experts said. But if tourists return home and then test positive for COVID-19, the limitations of contact tracing in the midst of a pandemic make it unlikely such an outbreak would be identified.But "we" won't shut it down.
Also, too, universities.
My President Has A Very Good Point
Trump said Michelle Obama is the one in “over her head.” He cited the fact that she taped her speech, rather than doing it live, and “she had the wrong deaths.”
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 18, 2020
Obama said “more than 150,000” Americans have died from the coronavirus. It is now more than 170,000.
In It To Win It
If you win a campaign you're a hero, and if you lose one you're, well, a loser, or at least you should be. People failing up is another feature of these work cultures. In tales of losing campaigns past (told by unreliable narrators with competing agendas), it isn't that people make some dumb choices - with hindsight they all look dumb in a losing campaign - it's the apparent thinking behind those choices that often makes my jaw drop.
The problem with the kinds of sociopathic mercenaries that tend to run things is that they're all pretty Trumpy, convinced of their own genius. Sure they're smarter than Trump. Jim Hoft is smarter than Trump. But the other feature of such supergeniuses is that being proved fucking right, with uniquely brilliant cunning plans, is too much of a motivator.
I suppose I'm vagueblogging a bit, here, but Jared Kushner isn't the only failchild with a fatal case of Dunning-Krueger syndrome, and gold-embossed certificates from schools near Boston attesting to their genius, running around DC.
The problem is that it's fatal to us.
Monday, August 17, 2020
We'll Know Better Next Time
BREAKING: 71 of Mississippi's 82 counties are now reporting #COVID19 outbreaks in schools.
— Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) August 17, 2020
Confirmed Cases:
Students: 199
Teachers: 245
Quarantined (for 2 weeks):
Students: 2,035
Teachers: 589
And consider this: Dozens of schools just had their first day of class TODAY.
College Try
BREAKING: One week into the semester, UNC-Chapel Hill announces that it is transitioning all undergraduate classes to fully online instruction, effective Wednesday.
— The Daily Tar Heel (@dailytarheel) August 17, 2020
Story to come. Check this thread soon.
10 Points To Gryffindor
On a private party call Monday, @RepRichmond suggested that the House Democrats revote on the Heroes Act at a lower price tag to make the case they’re still working — and Senate Rs aren’t.
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) August 17, 2020
Game On
NEW: House Oversight Committee announces Postmaster General DeJoy has agreed to testify on Monday pic.twitter.com/uHsPcr13uX
— Jeremy Herb (@jeremyherb) August 17, 2020
But have staffers do it.
True, But, Uh...
“Here is the crazy thing, y’all,” Silk declares in the book. “Fox News hosts like Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, and Laura Ingraham were questioning the same things we were questioning about the virus and pandemic. The very same questions we had raised were being discussed openly on Fox News.”When you really think about it...
She continues: “Why were our Fox Nation videos dialed back because they were deemed overly political, but it was okay for others on the network to talk about politics, even down to asking some of the same questions we had? Why were we such a threat? We only did one video every week, and it was hidden behind a paid subscription wall. When you really think about it, was this part of the systemic racism that everybody was talking about?”
Gotta Try Something
I also don't think "yelling at them on the internet" necessarily helps, but, well, what else can I do? Not yell at them on the internet? Only superpower I have. Worst comic book ever.
Every 2 (and 4) years people beg for money and time from people who can hardly afford either to put them into office and a lot of people respond. "Really not much point, unless we have the presidency and 60 votes in the Senate" is not a strong way to motivate people to care much. "Democrats only have power if they have the trifecta+, otherwise Republicans rule" is an odd view of governance.
The post office issue is, to me, less about the election than the complete dismantling of the connective tissue of society. I've read "privatize the post office" arguments for years as they were all the rage because DC conventional wisdom was taking us there. Dumb pundit arguments usually follow, not lead, what our overlords are planning. Everybody's always trying to get on board. And now people can't get their medicine because we combined "privatize the post office" with "of course we should mail life saving drugs to people." I can imagine a world without basic universal first class mail* - though I'm not sure why I should - but we'd have to create that world and nobody has bothered to try.
*Privatizers always get slippery about what they mean, and if you point to a bad part, they say that bad part isn't what they have in mind, but ultimately there is no good point to it other than somethingsomething USPS wastes money on salaries for black people so we should waste money giving PROFIT to rich people instead.
...adding, I missed the "good they're doing something!" point which I thought was implicit but sometimes things are clear in my head and not obvious.
Sunday, August 16, 2020
Clusters
Updated 2:48 p.m.: The University reported another COVID-19 cluster in the Hinton James Residence Hall at about 2:30 p.m. Sunday via Alert Carolina. This is the fourth cluster reported in the past three days.
Two have already been reported at Ehringhaus Residence Hall and Granville Towers, and a third at the Sigma Nu fraternity.
According to the Alert Carolina, those in the cluster are already isolating and being monitored. The University is working with the Orange County Health Department to identify other potential exposures.
Time Is Cruel
steve bannon found alive after 88 days adrift at sea https://t.co/InmVu2MkO8
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) August 16, 2020
The Evidence Is East, West, South and North Somewhat
When @jaketapper tells Mark Meadows there is no evidence of widespread voter fraud, Mark Meadows said, “There’s no evidence that there’s not either.”
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) August 16, 2020
Progress
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
— Oversight Committee (@OversightDems) August 16, 2020
Chair @RepMaloney just called on @USPS PMG DeJoy to testify at an urgent Oversight Cmte hearing on Aug. 24 to examine his sweeping changes and their impact on mail-in voting. #SavetheUSPS
Read more here: https://t.co/WETO762Dsq pic.twitter.com/PJn6XPoFHj
and when they tell you to fuck off? 3.5 years of the Trump administration and we haven't quite answered that question.
Inflict Pain
Better
We need to subpoena the Postmaster General, and if he fails to appear, we should send the Sgt at Arms to arrest him.
— Jim Cooper (@repjimcooper) August 15, 2020
A certain other Dem member of Congress has been saying oh noes they will fight our subpoenas congress is powerless just vote.
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Plateauing
Analysts have confirmed that Georgia is making progress in the fight against COVID-19. This encouraging data is vital as local leaders decide how best to protect and educate students in schools throughout our state. #gapol https://t.co/3gX6V2cRLq
— Brian Kemp (@BrianKempGA) August 14, 2020
The Plan Is Hope
The result is sometimes it's pretty obvious that a message is going out, as you begin hearing it in surround sound.
There really is no message. The message is just the wrapping, of course. What's inside the box is more important. But if there's no wrapping, there probably no box either. Members of Congress are tweeting, "nothing we can do, please vote."
I am dumb and not important and nobody tells me anything anymore, but...
Friday, August 14, 2020
Grifter Friday
The FSD improvement will come as a quantum leap, because it’s a fundamental architectural rewrite, not an incremental tweak. I drive the bleeding edge alpha build in my car personally. Almost at zero interventions between home & work. Limited public release in 6 to 10 weeks.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 14, 2020
Not that it even matters, but Elon promised ONE MILLION ROBOTAXIS by the end of this year. But he can sometimes get from his work to his home.
What Are You Going To Do About it
Disapora
The study, conducted by scientists with the Union of Concerned Scientists and Columbia University, examines how four South Florida counties that are hotspots for coronavirus — Miami Dade, Palm Beach, Monroe and Broward — would influence the spread of COVID-19 should a Category 3 hurricane hit the area and force some residents to flee to safer regions.
10 Points To Gryffindor
This is how I and fellow Democrats reacted when idiots tried to say McCain wasn’t qualified to run.
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 14, 2020
Text of S.Res. 511 (110th): A resolution recognizing that John Sidney McCain, III, is a natural born citizen. (Resolution Agreed to by Senate version) https://t.co/vH9ii5s9ty
Road Rage Nation
It isn't as if governments are generally enforcing mask requirements with jack booted thuggery. I suppose there are some fines happening in some places, but basically getting chucked out of a store (private property) is about the extent of the "tyranny" you are about to experience.
Literally everything about covid at all levels of government could have been handled better, but I don't even know how to overcome a culture of Spreading The Plague To Own The Libs Even If My Kids Get It Too.
I guess we had a good run.
Thursday, August 13, 2020
Happy Hour Thread
When the government abandons its people, it’s up to us to rise up and make a revolution. We’re fighting for dignity, for justice, and for our future. Join us at https://t.co/NY8pZcBcFE. #GreenNewDealmaker pic.twitter.com/4V558XjrVw
— Ed Markey (@EdMarkey) August 13, 2020
And That's How The World Will End
Cases have been going down. They're going to start going up again soon.
What A Country
A Georgia school district that does not require masks has closed a high school and now has over 1,100 students and staff in quarantine due to the coronavirus.
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"As your Superintendent, I wear a mask whenever I cannot social distance," Hightower said. "We know all parents do not believe the scientific research that indicates masks are beneficial, but I believe it and see masks as an important measure to help us keep schools open."
The Fed Can Do What It Wants
Keep in mind that the Fed has bought over 800 companies’ corporate bonds, because they had to keep their promises according to chair Jerome Powell, but the municipal lending is stuck on 1. Some regional Fed presidents have intimated that Treasury is holding up bigger changes on funds to which it contributed its CARES Act share. Others have said that states don’t need liquidity, they need grants, and the central bank’s hands are tied.Gotta point the money cannon somewhere useful. Quickly.
Darien Shanske, a UC-Davis professor of law and political science, figured out a way to untie those hands months ago. In a paper co-written with Indiana University’s David Gamage, Shanske lays out how there’s a way to avoid Treasury’s effective veto on the program by lending under the Fed’s Section 14 authority rather than the Section 13 authority being used now. Under those powers, the Fed can purchase six-month notes without needing an equity backstop from elsewhere. The way to extend the terms is to commit to re-purchase the notes every six months for twenty years, with a sliding schedule of repayment of principal. Most localities have a short-term borrowing exception that could make this work.
Never Give Up, Never Surrender
Mayor Bill de Blasio is digging in on NYC schools reopening.
— Emma G. Fitzsimmons (@emmagf) August 13, 2020
New Yorkers don't back down, he says, just because people raise questions and doubts.
"We just don't surrender."
NYC has a low infection rate. Parents are begging for school. We are doing this, he says.
If You Don't Do It Then The Other One Will
There were always (bullshit) barriers around Trump and top political appointees, but Congress could've made everybody within 5 feet of all of them miserable. They chose not to.
Failed State
But the Donald Trump we have is the one who believes meaningless or imaginary executive orders will substitute for congressional action for the same reason that he believed Covid-19 would go away on its own. As he understands it, the important thing is that he was seen on television promising relief. The idea that people might notice if that relief never came, or was inadequate when it did, is as foreign to him as the idea that people might notice that their neighbors or parents had died of Covid-19 even if none of them could get a test to confirm the diagnosis.
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Florida Man
.@GovRonDeSantis begins a statewide address with a comparison between schools reopening in Martin County and the Navy Seal raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.
— Kirby Wilson (@KirbyWTweets) August 12, 2020
Said school reopening will require the same kind of commitment as that mission.
Lunch Thread
And Then A Reclosing Plan
"Suburban Housewife"
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
Pre-Writing Maureen Dowd
Reaping
The picture below is from their first day back to school about a week ago.
— Weijia Jiang (@weijia) August 11, 2020
Today the superintendent said, “Since we’ve reopened, and as of this morning, there have been 59 positive COVID-19 tests confirmed among our students and staff.” https://t.co/Y1IHyXErYb
Veepstakes
It's Gonna Take A Superman To Sweep Me Off My Feet
He Could Have Been A Hero
Just putting someone else in charge and saying, "I gave it all to the science guy, it's on him," or whatever.
Hit and Run
Another power outage last night. Only lasted about an hour. Just long enough to interrupt a good night's sleep.
Monday, August 10, 2020
The Virgin Ben
There Is No Way This Winter Is Ever Going To End
Beshear: 275 new COVID-19 cases in Kentucky today. 7-day rolling average of new daily cases down slightly to 535. pic.twitter.com/nygqr2fvP0
— Joe Sonka 😐 (@joesonka) August 10, 2020
Though he is pushing back school openings!
Stonks
The glaring disconnect between the real economy, of working humans with jobs and bills to pay, and the investor class economy, embodied by the stock market, is one of the most brutal and devious political issues of this age of crisis in which we’re living. Though free marketeers like to boast of the fact that more than half of Americans now own stocks, the fact is that most of them own too few stocks to matter to their day-to-day economic lives. Half of all stocks in America are owned by the wealthiest 1% of people. They are the stock market’s target audience and prime movers. The primary effect of high stock prices today is to insulate the rich from the consequences of the wrecked real economy. So long as stocks are doing okay, there is no need for the class of people who control most of America’s institutions to feel much urgency to save the lives of everyone. A strong stock market is like a sturdy wall around the rich and powerful. You can stay outside and lose your job and starve and die, and it won’t penetrate their serene bubble very much at all.
But Mah Football
The Big Ten has voted to cancel the 2020 college football season in a historic move that stems from concerns related to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, multiple people with knowledge of the decision confirmed to the Free Press.I'm more of a sports fan than I used to be, and I get the even greater fandom in others more than I used to, but that tons of grown ass adults in the middle of All This think OH NOT DON'T TAKE MY FOOTBALL AWAY as if that's important at all...
Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) plans to send a letter to Big Ten presidents pleading them to hold the 2020 college football season, according to Sports Illustrated's Ross Dellenger.
Never Tweet
Ok @PopcornFactory two messed up birthday orders missed delivery dates with no explanation. First time I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Second one tells me not to buy from you again. #DisappointedNephew
— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) August 10, 2020
Numbers
800 per day is 292,000 per year. It would be just fine. Unemployment falling to 8% will also be just fine.
Sunday, August 09, 2020
And Then
#BREAKING North Paulding High School will shut down for two days due to Covid-19. @wsbtv pic.twitter.com/zZrac2iUNG
— Chris Jose (@ChrisJoseWSB) August 9, 2020
Yes, that one.
...news report:
PAULDING COUNTY, Ohio — Roughly 24 hours after sending out a notice to parents about nine new cases of COVID-19 in one school, the Paulding County School District has announced students at that location will be going virtual for at least two days.
There will be no in-person instruction at North Paulding High School on Monday or Tuesday. Parents will find out on the second day if the online learning plan will remain in place any longer.
All This
I Know This Might Shock You
In private, the efforts to charm Mr. Trump were more pointed, according to a person familiar with the episode: Ms. Noem greeted him with a four-foot replica of Mount Rushmore that included a fifth presidential likeness: his.
Nobody Could Have Predicted
The Paulding County high school that became infamous for hallways crowded with unmasked students reported a half dozen students and three staffers in the school with COVID-19, the school district told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Saturday.Going to be a great Fall.
Saturday, August 08, 2020
I Usually Want To Be Wrong
Nearly 100,000 children tested positive for the coronavirus in the last two weeks of July, a new report from the American Academy of Pediatrics finds. Just over 97,000 children tested positive for the coronavirus from July 16 to July 30, according to the association.
Out of almost 5 million reported COVID-19 cases in the U.S., CBS News' Michael George reports that the group found that more than 338,000 were children.
People Ain't Got No Fucking Money
Friday, August 07, 2020
Falling Well
The head of the conservative evangelical Liberty University has been forced to take an “indefinite leave of absence” after he shared a photo of himself with his pants unzipped to reveal his underwear.
Arbitrary Numbers
Senate Rs -- those that may actually support a deal - have quietly said anything over $2 trillion is a non starter.
— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) August 7, 2020
Schumer says the votes don't exist in the Dem-led House to pass anything less than $2 trillion.
Therein lies a pretty major problem.
I Think Obummer Used Up All The Hope
As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed.I'm not one who naively believes in ACCOUNTABILITY (hahahaha) but what, precisely, is the up side for choosing this course? With Trump you can follow his demented pudding brain illogic, but these Republican governors?
Then they instructed health directors not to give it.
Monster Trucks
Furthermore, the specific design trend of the massive hood sticking way out in front of the driver, with a cliff-face front grille obstructing the view several feet out in front of the wheels, is entirely a marketing gimmick. The explicit point is to create an angry, aggressive face that will intimidate others, especially pedestrians. Don't take it from me, take it from the guy who designed the latest GM Sierra HD: "The front end was always the focal point... we spent a lot of time making sure that when you stand in front of this thing it looks like it's going to come get you. It's got that pissed-off feel," he told Muscle Cars & Trucks. "The face of these trucks is where the action is," marketing expert Mark Schirmer told the Wall Street Journal's Dan Neil, "a Ford has to say Ford from head on, a Chevy must shout Chevy. Every pickup has become a rolling brand billboard and the billboards are big." And as Neil discovered when he was nearly run down in a Costco parking lot, that massive grille creates a massive blind spot.
Time Keeps On Ticking
Thursday, August 06, 2020
More Powerful Than God
Joe Biden will "hurt the Bible, hurt God," Trump says in Ohio of his practicing Catholic opponent. "He's against God."
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 6, 2020
Poll Porn
#NEW Senate @QuinnipiacPoll
— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) August 6, 2020
#MESen:
Gideon (D) 47% (+4)
Collins (R-inc) 43%#SCSen:
Graham (R-inc) 44%
Harrison (D) 44%#KYSen:
McConnell (R-inc) 49% (+5)
McGrath (D) 44%
Lucky Kids
At least two students have been suspended at North Paulding High School in Georgia for posting photos of crowded hallways that went viral on Twitter.