The Italian government is to lockdown the northern region of Lombardy, as it battles to contain the spread of the coronavirus. A draft decree would extend the quarantined areas, so-called “red-zones”, ordering people not to enter or leave the region.
The country is grappling to contain Europe’s worst outbreak of Covid-19, which has claimed 233 lives and infected a total of 5,883 people.
Saturday, March 07, 2020
That's Kinda Serious
Does This Reassure You
It Isn't Political If It Affects MEEEEEEE
Not like "anyone's" going to care if, I dunno, San Antonio is consumed by zombies.
Bullshit Your Way Through It
The tests are perfect! What about all the schools we are painting!*
*I get enraged whenever I remember that the political press ran with "our primary military mission is painting schools" thing for years.
Friday, March 06, 2020
Conservatives Are Not Quite Right
If this virus turns out to be a major thing, we can be sure that Both Sides, but mostly the side out of power according to many sources feeding us text messages who we won't name, are to blame.
Nothing Against The Fine People Of NoVa
Heroes
Multiple people described elaborate schemes to undermine the campaign and help their favored candidates. As one staffer explained, “I would actively canvass for Bernie when I was supposed to be canvassing for Mike. I know of at least one team of ‘volunteers’ that was entirely fabricated by the organizers who had to hit their goals. It was easy enough to fudge the data to make it look like real people put in real volunteer work, when in reality Mike was getting nothing out of it.”
Heading To NoVa
Larry Kudlow on coronavirus: ""I will still argue to you this is contained."
— Jeffrey S. Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 6, 2020
Bullies
You gotta have power to use it, and people in power do.
NEARLY 17
Missouri specific:
— Governor Mike Parson (@GovParsonMO) March 5, 2020
• ZERO confirmed cases
• Nearly 17 people have been tested
• Testing CAN be done in Missouri
• Prisons, nursing homes & mental health facilities are a concern
• Schools are always a concern, but young people to not appear to be as prone #COVID19
Thursday, March 05, 2020
They'll Be Back
That Fucking Newspaper
If you want to know why Trump tells lies, this is why …
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) March 5, 2020
… sometimes if you say something untrue you can get a headline, a dek, and a two-paragraph lede repeating your lie only to have it debunked further down. pic.twitter.com/MZyb4MnuIC
The Ultimate Victory
Warren's Out
The Good News
But I seriously believe that drumming Michael Bloomberg out of politics saved democracy. Don’t let it be said that progressive messaging doesn’t work. It took on $500 million and won. And despite what anyone feels today, that was important. It will discourage other billionaires from looking in the mirror and seeing a president. It shows that voters have a limit, a breaking point, a line they refuse to cross. Regardless of what happens in the nominating race, we didn’t get the worst option in the choose-your-own-adventure book. And we have progressives to thank for the near-miss.
Tit For Tat
Dems in the House have to be ready to immediately hit Don Jr., Ivanka and Jared with subpoenas if Senate revives the Hunter Biden B.S. if we’re going to have kids day on the Hill, let’s level the playing field
— Joe Lockhart (@joelockhart) March 4, 2020
DC brain, man. We're gonna make the point that going after the Bidens is politically motivated by doing the same things ourselves!!!
Of course the whole Trump crime family deserves to be thrown in the pokey, but this isn't to "level the playing field" or to be used as some sort of threat.
And none of these people are "kids." Stop it.
The press needs their "both sides" and we're going to give it to them and loudly announce it!!!
Get these people away from politics.
Wednesday, March 04, 2020
Brand Democrat
Did You Know That Trump Is Gross And Bad?
Brought To You By The People Who Brought You 2016
8 months of Joe talking about his "good friends, the Republicans" as they're trying to put his son in jail and The Resistance wondering why their favorite newspaper, The New York Times, is running with bullshit on the front page every single day because nobody remembers that "but her emails" is a criticism of that newspaper.
Joe's gonna malaprop and gaffe every 5 minutes - mostly harmless, of course - and people are going to be very confused when this is more important than the 3 years of president brain worms barely speaking English.
Yes the media is going to be bullshit to any Democratic candidate, but some people understand this and some people think their best friend was somehow to blame.
No it isn't over.
Tuesday, March 03, 2020
Believing Their Own Bullshit
I don't think the audience for bipartisan fetishism is what it was, but I will grant it did have an audience once upon a time. But if politicians spouting it didn't believe their own bullshit, it might be reasonable campaign rhetoric. Too many of them do believe it, and when the rhetoric fails (hi Claire!) to get them elected they believe, "oh, well, Republicans would vote for me but AOC and some mean people online turned them off." That excuse is hilarious, but even if it's *true* that it's hard to run a bipartisan fetish campaign when the entire rest of the country isn't precisely on message with you, then perhaps it just isn't a viable strategy. You can't shush the meanies on the internet. Just the way things are.
Tweety
Joe Biden, Reporting For Duty
At least until they panic and make a different one next week. They are rich, fickle, and, dumb. Mostly.
Monday, March 02, 2020
This Fucking Newspaper
Three years after liberals pinned their hopes on her as a bridge within the Trump White House, Ivanka Trump has registered as a Republican, defends her father over impeachment and goes on Hannity’s show. https://t.co/g8ikc8tGo0
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 2, 2020
THAT WAS YOU, MAGGIE!!!
Jesus fucking Christ.
In It To Win It
Nothing to Worry About
BREAKING: The CDC has stopped disclosing the number of Americans tested for coronavirus.
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) March 2, 2020
On the left is how the website looked last night. On the right is what it looks like now, with the testing info removed.
The lack of testing is a scandal.
This is the coverup. pic.twitter.com/za5w9dkEKq
There's No Magical Virus Shield around NoVa
(CNN)As new cases of coronavirus arise daily in the United States -- including several announced over the weekend and one death -- the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has failed to release crucial information physicians say could help save the lives of Americans diagnosed with the novel coronavirus.Too often I find myself thinking "LOL NOTHING'S GOING TO MATTER UNTIL AFFECTS RICH PEOPLE IN MEDIA OR THEIR FRIENDS" but LOL NOTHING's...
Several US patients have recovered from coronavirus, but so far, the CDC has shared detailed clinical information about only one of those patients. That information includes what treatments the patients received and how they fared.
American Oligarchs
Morning Thread
Sunday, March 01, 2020
What Was That All About
Bye, Mayo
New! BREAKING @PeteButtigieg to announce he is out of the presidential race, his staff now hearing the news in campaign call, sources tell us.
— Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) March 1, 2020
The Hottest Takes Of All
Shouldn't Take This
America criminal health care system will be in full evidence when a lot of low level medical staffers get infected and put in ICU at their nearby hospitals and are then hit with massive bills for treating from their hospitals for an illness they got from the hospital.
— Jon Walker (@JonWalkerDC) March 1, 2020