Hoarders

The old joke is, "He who dies with the most toys, wins," but if you're worth 3 billion bucks, most of that isn't in "toys," it's in zeros on a computer screen and some real estate.

If your idea of "fun" is chatting with your friendly CNBC host on teeve, you're a nutter like Trump.

Just crazy old coots sitting on a pile of gold under the mountain. $3 billion can't buy any love from the kids and grandkids that $1 billion can't. Or from CNBC hosts or anybody else.