Once upon a time they'd at least hunt for the "treadmill shrimp" part of the bill to create a fake controversy about.
I'm really not one to imagine a glorious past, and certainly not a glorious past of conservatism, but it really is the case that, "Jonah Goldberg, one of the conservative movement's smarter intellectuals" is a completely reasonable thing to say.
And it's going to keep getting dumber.