I don't have kids, but I feel like I'm nonetheless a bit more in tune than some to the fact that for The Kids Today (however you want to define that), the year 2000 (for example) was approximately 700 years ago.
Sit down with me and watch this timely and relevant movie from [checks VHS cover] 1999, starring one "Keanu Reeves," you young person born in [squints] 2003.
Old stuff is often good, of course, but it's still old!
